202 1 The hottest funny copy in WeChat circle of friends

1. Thin, everything is versatile. Fat, wearing nothing is useless.

Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day.

3. What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

4. When seeing a doctor, the doctor's three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you are very ill; But it can still be cured; But it costs a lot of money!

I was dumped by several girls, and later they all regretted being better than me.

6. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess takes a selfie, the local tyrant has money, the model basks in the body, and we bask in the sun.

7. It is said that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, what looks good is companionship, but what looks ugly is entanglement.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard when I grow up, otherwise others will say that I am just a vase.

9. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

10. Money is not everything, but 999 10. The only thing left is not feeling the pain of poverty.

1 1. When the invigilator said, put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.

12. I gave my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet.

13. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

14. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

15. After entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, but only Pinduoduo.

16. When a girl sees a girl who is more beautiful than herself, she will think: She is so beautiful, why can't I? What a pity! When a boy sees a boy who is more handsome than himself, he thinks: Quite handsome, just like what I have!

17. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

18. Every morning after getting up, I will silently encourage myself: You have done such a difficult thing to get up, and what can stump you the next day!

19. A beautiful girl is only shy when a handsome guy looks at her. When an ugly boy looks at her, she will only be afraid!

20. Do you know why I am single? Generally speaking, I am so beautiful that others will feel ashamed and will not consider me.

2 1. We are all children of Jianghu, and we should help each other in the same boat. Let me know who has no money in the future, and I can tell you how I live without it.

22. still dream, or you will tell others if you drink too much.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

24. Don't mess with women. After all, women are creatures who bleed once a month and will not die.