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Anya's non-mainstream classic quotations

Don't always remember, learn to leave bitter tears to your past self.

Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

Loneliness can no longer resonate with human feelings.

Only blame love for coming too suddenly, with a little madness in sweetness.

I love a person very much, but I think it is not warm, but hot.

Your pain and helplessness are all due to your greed and naive desire to keep everyone.

Your heart is still there, and I am willing to wait for you.

The feeling of love, don't just look at what you want to see.

Memory is a gift, but also a natural enemy, so that tears can not end.

I can't bear to look back, but I can return to my heart.

Instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

I said to God, "Be happy." So it was you.

Good memories can offset many unpleasant memories!

You are a cloud on the horizon. I can see it, but I can't hug it.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, and everything will be fine.

I believe that the most common lie in a person's life is that when someone asks "what's wrong with you", you try to say "nothing".

It is a bad habit to expect everyone you meet.

How many sighs does it take to evaporate a tear? Who knows me?

You are like a rolled-up page, which looks annoying, but you can't bear to tear it off.

As long as you look positive, my love is meaningful.

Happiness is the meeting of abandoned souls and love.

It's not that I don't talk much, but I think I don't talk much.

You can't change yesterday, but if you worry too much about tomorrow, you will ruin today.

Sometimes I really miss you, and it hurts.

Living will always offend some people. Those who love me and hate me, please continue.

What is left of this city except people?

Many times you can doubt me, except when I say I love you.

Beauty is an obsession, I insist, you are free.

Life is always ebbing and flowing, half sunshine and half backlight.

Integrity is not necessarily perfect, but a world with imperfections is complete.

Only when you have nothing can you enjoy freedom.

True love is a hug after passion retreats.

Change is actually very simple. What is not simple is a breakthrough.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

Time is the furthest distance.

Some love, have to, live in peace.

Those words have been blown away by the wind.

It's not someone you can't forget, but your loneliness.

Beyond imagination, super funny Tianya non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Tian * Yalou Zhu: Nominate the mainland to play the most like actor of the underworld boss.

Tianya Sofa: Gu Yue.

2. Tianya Louzhu: In fact, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of gravity. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it!

Tian * Ya replied: Newton is really a lucky man, because it was an apple that hit his head, and it was either durian or coconut that hit the poor landlord ~

3. Tian Yalou (male): I was molested by my uncle when I was a child. How can I get rid of this psychological shadow when I grow up?

Tian * Ya A: Whoever commits my chrysanthemum will be punished far away!

4. Tianya Landlord: The photo of my girlfriend and I was lightly smashed by Tianya friends ~

Tian Yada: The sex organs of plants are inserted in the excrement of long-horned cloven-hoofed animals. ...

5. Tianya Louzhu: Have you seen the rooster lay eggs?

Tianya sofa: No, but I have seen CCTV to tell the truth.

Tianya Landlord: Oh, you are so awesome, I admire you so much!

6. Tianya Landlord: I just bought a new manor. How big is it? It scared you to death-I drove for two and a half hours! ! !

Tianya sofa: well, I used to have such a broken car ~

7. Tian Yalou: A female vendor selling pineapples in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit Uncle Cheng Guan's little ... ...

Tianya sofa: Hum! You won't let me live, and I won't let you enjoy life! ! !

8. Tianya Louzhu: Chatting with those idiots who go to work every day makes me feel that my future is very slim. ...

Tianya sofa: be happy ~ because it's not terrible to play the lute to a cow. What's really terrible is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day!

9. Tianya Louzhu: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in summer?

Tianya reply: It will be very hot without you. ...

10. Tian Yalou: When I was with my girlfriend ML, my girlfriend seemed to call another man's name. ...

Tianya sofa: What are you dissatisfied with sleeping with someone else's woman? ! !

1 1. Tian * Yalou Zhu: Why did President Hu's visit to Japan leave the Japanese side cold and didn't even hang a welcome sign at the airport?

Tianya sofa: How to hang it? Warmly welcome old Japanese friends to China?

12. Tian Yalou: Last year, I went to Heilongjiang to discuss business and found a Russian lady, who worked hard for two hours at night. Guess what she said to me after the shooting? Ha ha ~

Tianya Sofa: Is China really strong?

Tianya Bench: Are you ready?

13. Tian * Yalou Zhu: Using the information asymmetry between the East and the West, many cheap foreign goods have become luxury goods in China. So which domestic junk brands pretend to be high-end goods abroad?

Tian * Ya replied: Zhang Ziyi.

14. Tian * Yalou Zhu: Collect the most malicious words, and don't reveal dirty words.

Tian * Ya replied 3 1: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Tianya reply 32: I have more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer!

15. Tian * Yalou Zhu: I always think scorpion essence is the most beautiful woman in the whole journey to the west. When she pushed Tang Priest to bed, I couldn't help cheering for Tang Priest: I'll follow! But at the critical moment, the hateful Wukong appeared again. ...

Tian * Ya replied 12: Alas, if only the lustful Bajie appeared ~

Tian * Ya replied 13: Well, Bajie appeared and changed his mind this time. ...

16. Tian Yalou: Dad gave my husband a deer whip. What does this mean? There are photos to say ~

Tianya sofa: this is the spur of the older generation to the younger generation ~ ~ ~

17. Tian Yalou: Tell a story that is scary at the beginning, funny in the middle and tragic at the end. For example, a ghost farted and died.

Tianya sofa: meet Sister Furong, fall in love with Sister Furong, and marry Sister Furong. ...

18. Tian Yalou: I suspect my wife is having an affair, but I have no proof. ...

Tian * Ya replied: If you can't do it, then do it ~

19. Tian * Yalou Owner: What is the palace sand on the little dragon girl's arm in the condor heroes, and what is its use?

Tian * Ya replied: Keeping the palace sand is a shortcut for virgins.

20. Tianya Louzhu: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What if you really meet a python in the wild?

Tian * Ya replied 1 1: Pinch seven inches and poke the anus, two very effective methods, I hope everyone will spread them widely.

Tian * Ya replied 12: The anus of hydralisks or their own anus?

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Tian * Ya replied 47: Bullshit, what are you poking at in this godforsaken place!

Tian * Ya replied 48: Know what to poke!

Non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I can't stop looking back and stopping, but time still makes me run forward vigorously.

If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy, but why hasn't God destroyed me after I have been crazy for so long?

5. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

6. In this sad and bright March, I beat the horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through sadness and impermanence.

7, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

8. Things that we thought we could never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

9. Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

10, whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

1 1, I count your smiles every day, but when you are in Lian Xiao, you are so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

12, there is so much warmth in my life. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

13, I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

14, secular noise and light, secular happiness and happiness, like a clean stream, in the wind, in front of my eyes, Mimi, warm as a spring, I don't expect anything, I just want you to be happy, don't be sad.

15, the wind blows like a flower, and your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.

16. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

17, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

18, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

19, if one day we are not together, we should be together.

20. Some things are still unfinished. Forget it. We are all kings and domineering in our own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you.

2 1, I forgot which year, which month and which day I carved a face on which wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we were already swept away silently by the torrent.

22. Some people will be engraved in memory forever. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

23. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

24. Children associated with words will never be happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the skylight, but still refusing to come back.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

26. The space in which songs are formed is free, allowing years to come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected, with great and endless hatred, has never changed.

27. One day I will walk away from you quietly without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

28. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

29. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to stories that will never grow old.

I forgot which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Weixiao smiled and stared at my face sadly. Will the love carved behind the back of the chair bloom like flowers on the concrete floor in a windless forest?

3 1, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

33. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget the things that once crossed.

34. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

35. A hard city has no soft love life. Not Lin Daiyu, nor will she be sentimental because of sadness. All kinds of people don't look through the mirror, but I mean there are thousands of years in the world.

36. Memory is like water in your palm. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

37. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness? I look back at my growth path and look down day by day. I stood on the side of the road, my hands in my trench coat pockets, watching countless people pass me with a straight face. Occasionally, someone stops and smiles at me. It looks like a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up.

38. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

39. Things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten by us in the process of remembering them. One day, they will be beyond recognition. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.

40. The wind blew away. A year passed like this. It will continue like this next year. I don't know whether there is depression behind stability, or whether there is stability in depression. We just can't find it.

4 1, leave, simplify things, people become kind, like children, and we start over.

42. When a wild animal is injured, it can run to the cave to hide, then lick the wound and persist, but once asked, it can't stand it.

43. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

44. Because I know that you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. No matter how I fly to the clouds with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I get lost occasionally, I know you are waiting for me.

45. I don't like talking, but I talk the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I watched the trees fall leaves madly in autumn, and I forgot the original direction when I watched the warm yellow light on the road as it was getting late.

46. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

47. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like a row of ants crossing my memory.

48. If waiting can bring miracles, I would rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

49. Remember those leaves that want to rot. Those fresh greens have long been buried in the front of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale. When I stubbornly carry my bags and start a new journey alone, I know that as long as a few friends stand behind me and stare. Their eyes are as vast and far-reaching as the sunset, which makes me feel heavy. However, when we decide to go alone, all the curses and betrayals are left behind. We can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but we still move on.

50. I am always attracted by the beautiful chapters of Chinese characters. After reading it again and again, I always feel that Chinese characters are the most beautiful language but not the most pleasant words.

Non-mainstream classic quotations come from

1, love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

2. Without hard work, comrades, the revolution must still be successful.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

I am even more afraid of seeing such a bottomless funeral under his eyes.

Even if there is no distance, love is a long-distance race.

6. Don't think that you can walk away easily and come back easily. My sister is not so broad-minded.

7. Those things that remind us of our life are just things that we want to have but can't have.

8. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

9. Dating is a time when a couple show unprecedented superb acting skills.

10, pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

1 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.

12, brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything!

13, I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

14. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

15, I hate that my surname is not Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

16, there is a "gang" at home, which is better than a wealthy businessman.

17, you are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

18, if life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!

19, life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

20. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

2 1, I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

22. The brain is the noblest organ-because it tells you.

23, the wind is very strong, blowing the face, the sun is shining, the heart is very quiet, enjoy.

24. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

25. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

26. Don't say that other people's brains are sick. The premise of brain disease is that you must have a brain.

27. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out. So handsome can be so single-minded!

28, listen to your words, from the southeast branch.

29. I have been reluctant to tell you. I've always had a feeling that we can't be apart in this life.

30. Loneliness is the physical feeling and loneliness is the mental state.

3 1, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

32. The person in the dream wakes up and goes to find him.

33. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

34. Try not to make any noise if you can.