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Xiao Mo works at the Children's Foundation. The Children's Foundation has a special fund to teach children who I also want to join to build a Hope Primary School and buy school supplies.
There are still many caring people in this society, and many caring people have donated a lot of money to the foundation. Xiao Mo will receive a large sum of money every period of time.
The money was entirely used on the children, but most of the money was used on so-called entertainment. Anyway, no one cares much about how the foundation's money is used, and they won't ask UNICEF personnel to disclose it.
Maybe they don’t realize this yet, but this is a great thing for Xiao Mo and the others. They can do anything with this money. They can contract out the Hope Primary School project to people they know well, give them most of the money, and then get the money back. In their parlance, this is called a rebate. Through this method, most of the money taken out can be recovered. More importantly, the money they get back can be used as they wish.
Xiao Mo is a master in this area. Every time he wants to build a Hope Primary School, Xiao Mo will conduct a so-called bidding ceremony and give the project to the person he wants to give it to in an open and honest manner.
Xiao Mo sometimes feels that he is quite funny. He is like a director, writing, directing and acting in this farce. Xiao Mo doesn't care about this at all. He is in an interest group. He has superiors above him to support him, and there are staff below him to handle things for him.
A large part of the money donated by those people went into their pockets. This is through such a simple method, Xiao Mo can take other people's money as his own. According to the rank of the official, Xiao Mo divided the money he got into several parts. Everyone has something, and everyone has something that will never fail. This is their slogan there.
Because everyone was understood, no one said anything about it. No one is willing to cut off their own financial path. Even the most conscientious people will hardly be tempted when they see a pile of money in front of them.
Xiao Mo received another donation today, a huge one. Xiao Mo was very happy. It seemed that he could make a lot of money again this time. People outside say that making money is very difficult. But in my opinion, making money is so easy, and some fools will keep putting money into their pockets. Xiao Mo has never felt so happy. He is like a clock dialing a treasure that can never be finished. When those fools transferred money to their own accounts, they probably didn't expect such a result.
They thought that all the money would be given to the children in the mountainous areas, but they did not expect that only a small part of the money would play its role, and the rest would go into the pockets of these people. They have to make this thing very beautiful and make others believe that they have spent the money on the children, so that more people will continue to send money.
One day, Xiao Mo received a very bad news. Because the people below are cutting corners, and because I don’t give them too little money. One of the Hope Primary Schools they built collapsed, and several students were trapped beneath it. This was a very big thing. When Xiao Mo heard the news, he felt like he was about to collapse. If the superiors come to investigate this matter, their own affairs will soon be revealed. Paper can never cover up the fire. If this matter is reported, not only will my future be ruined, but everything I have now will be ruined. Everything will be confiscated, and the most frightening thing is that he will probably spend the rest of his life in prison.
People related to this matter are also very anxious, and everyone is trying to figure out how to solve this matter. When Xiao Mo heard the news, his first reaction was to bury these things in the ruins forever, not to be mentioned by anyone, and not to be known to anyone. He brought a lot of money to the place where the Hope Primary School collapsed, and he rebuilt a Hope Primary School in the village. This Hope Primary School did not cut any corners.
Then he gave a large amount of money to the parents of the children who were smashed to death so that they could live a good life and have a new child. He gave the village chief a lot of money and asked the village chief to give these The matter was suppressed. The village chief is a man who is blind to money. This was the first time he saw so much money. For the sake of money, he agreed. This matter was suppressed like this. Xiao Mo returned to his previous work status. He kept bringing in donations, planning projects, and bidding. After the bidding, the money that had been laundered once completely became his own, and should be his own. of this interest group.
One night, Xiao Mo received a particularly strange phone call. The leader's voice came from the phone, "There was an error in an account yesterday. The situation is urgent. Someone from *** will come to check tomorrow. , you come here quickly and do it overnight, don’t give them any excuses, don’t destroy our way of making money, if our money tree collapses because your accounts are unclear, you know the result.”
Xiao Mo did not dare to neglect at all, he drove to the Children's Foundation. I came to my office, turned on my computer, and looked at my account carefully. He checked for about half an hour and found nothing wrong. He planned to call his boss to ask what the problem was.
At this moment, a child's voice came from behind him, "Your account is wrong, very wrong, very wrong. Take a look, we have 5 dead people here. "Personally, you only have 4 dead people. This is unfair. One more person has to die, hehe!" children. It looked like they had experienced some kind of disaster. All five children had severe head injuries, missing arms and legs, and their bodies were extremely twisted. Little Mo suddenly discovered that they must be children who were suppressed under Hope Elementary School.
Xiao Mo looked at a corner of the office. The four corpses there had their own leaders and subordinates. The interest relationship between him and them was discovered, and he felt that the sky was about to fall. What should we do? Xiao Mo said flatteringly, "It's uncle and aunt's fault. You have already taken revenge, so let uncle go. Uncle is old and will come down to accompany you soon."
Several children discussed it for a while, but none of them agreed. They climbed up Xiao Mo's body in a hurry. Xiao Mo couldn't feel any weight. These children were really ghosts. Xiao Mo was so scared that he almost wet his pants. The child could hold his hands and feet and tear them apart. Xiao Mo did not expect that the children would be so strong. His hands and feet were torn off by the children. Blood kept pouring out, and the last child hugged his head and pulled hard. Xiao Mo felt that his eyesight went black and he didn't know anything anymore.
Corpse
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