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Advertising words of blind date experts: treat wine as a song, life geometry.

Yu Ding: Your life is geometry. Your life is linear algebra.

Liu Lin: Of course he didn't buy lottery tickets. Even if he does, there won't be any real surprise. Grass roots are grass.

Slote wants to have the right to choose, but unfortunately, there is no choice at all, or it can only be compared with it in despair.

Choose from a more desperate situation, no accident, no gospel, no surprise, no counterattack, no matter how powerful he is.

Believe in love.

Yu Ding: Pursuing girls is a very expensive thing. If you have money, you have to pay the bill. If you have no money, you need it.

Take some time. Behind any romance is humility and bitterness.

Yu Ding: I hope I can work as hard as a donkey to create the future.

Liulin: High heels are a woman's life.

Liu Lin: What a wonderful thing it is to start a new job, a new relationship, a new life and then start over.

An attractive word,

You can have a chance to start over,

This is the greatest generosity in life.

Forget the past,

Say goodbye to the past,

Give up old feelings,

Welcome with pleasure,

It's good to face it helplessly,

After the start,

We can't turn back,

Can't stop.

Yu Ding: For men, there are four kinds of * * *. The first is a beautiful woman who can catch up with enlightenment. Before enlightenment, yes.

When a beautiful woman has not realized that her beauty can create value, what should such a man do?

It has been successful, at least when it was young, it was outstanding; Second, the beauty before enlightenment,

They can't catch up. This kind of boys are usually a little depressed, but they can catch up with the enlightened beauty.

Women, who are usually beautiful, have realized that their beauty can add points to their emotions and lifestyles.

At that time, boys in this middle school could provide it on demand; The most successful people are the best among the people. When they are mature, they will be elites.

Arrive,

You can chase whoever you want,

200 years of confident life,

Will be a 3,000-mile water hammer,

This is also my life goal;

The fourth is to catch up with nothing. Most men are just like you. There are not so many winners, and there is no such thing.

There are so many school flowers.

Liu Lin: The focus of collocation is harmony in disharmony, similar to chaos.

Liu Lin: Playing hard to get is an emotional skill, and it can't be the highest level.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: How can we break up? You are going to break up with Xiaoling. How can we believe in love?

Liulin:

In feelings,

Women are always more emotional than men,

Once in love,

She will sacrifice more than men.

Yu Ding: Armani, who will wear it if you score? If you don't wear it well, it will become Anima.

Rebecca: I often tell you that I am alone in such a big city, and if one day I die suddenly,

The first person who found my body was probably the courier who sent Taobao, the property who checked the gas, and the landlord.

Urging me to pay the rent, but certainly not my friends and family, let alone him. Who can care about us, us?

Only you care more about yourself.

Yu Ding: You have bullied her for three years. Are you going to bully her all your life?

Liu Lin: Because universities have dormitories, only universities can just want to fall in love.

Besides, when you leave college and enter the society, the first thing is to find out where to sleep at night, no matter how beautiful it is.

Love can't stand the hard bed.

The world is safe, and you are worthy of the Tathagata.

Liulin: The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love most. The person who makes you laugh is the most

People who love you.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: I'm so nervous that I want to eat fifty pieces of lobster sauce shad to salt myself to death.

Yu Ding: I'm remembering my college days. It took me four years.

Liu Lin: The thing that a person feels most sure of is often the thing that he knows the least, because he is too sure.

So I won't think about it anymore,

Do one thing without thinking,

Make a decision without thinking,

Besides believing in yourself,

Another reason is that there is no better way out.

Yu Ding: To err is human. If I was hungry and stole one, you would think so.

Are you going to shoot vegetables, meat and steamed bread in your hometown?

Yu Ding: Morality is the realm after ample food and clothing.

Yu Ding: Don't spend your time among flowers without touching a leaf.

Urabe: There is no limit to human potential. As long as they are motivated, they can accomplish anything.

Pubian: The sign of an immature man is that he is willing to die bravely for a certain cause, and it is also the sign of a mature man.

Chi is willing to live humbly for a certain cause.

Urabe: You said Jobs and Bill Gates. They all started out in the garage.

Yu Ding: The whole world is rough, so you can be good.

Chen Chaoxian: Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If I am free, I am a free person, so I take a fancy to it.

It is love, especially the heartbeat of love at first sight.

Liulin: Love is the most important test in life.

Urabe: This is not a school exam. If you fail the exam, you can retake it. If you fail this appointment, you can't retake the exam.

Yu Ding: I don't understand. Some people call it studying abroad, others call it studying abroad.

Urabe: Studying abroad means going out to school seriously. Some people hang out under the guise of going to school.

And then mixed with bragging capital back home.

Yu Ding: I want to reason with you now. You take Xiaoling to squeeze the bus and take the subway. You have to go to the stall to buy clothes and gifts.

Visiting the night market, I will take her to Bentley, buy clothes and take her to Lane Crawford International Financial Center, and help herself to food.

I want to go to a star-rated hotel and enjoy it. Tell me, what do you compare with me?

Liulin: Why do we live in established rules, trying to measure ourselves and restrain others by rules, but

How's it going? Rules are pushed down again and again, and they are rebuilt again and again, which is meaningless in itself. We are not strong.

However, people are unwilling to show weakness, and it is unscientific to shut love out by rules.

Yu Ding: Honey, we should do our best. We should know who we are. If we are rabbits, we shouldn't chase tigers. If we are mice, we shouldn't think about it.

A sleeping cat.

Yu Ding: Life is not a hard disk. Life can't be downloaded and played at will. It's not in your life.

Hepburn,

Without Lexus,

No, Amway Gina.

Julie,

Not to mention the teachers in the island countries,

Even if they show up occasionally,

I won't look you in the eye either. Unfortunately, what you think is the image of a better life is badly marked.

Mosaic, when you look at the beautiful woman on your mobile phone or computer screen every night and fall asleep with fantasy, you

Do children think life is so unfair? Is this the life you choose? That's all you want.

Really? Why do you like smoking more than other women, and why is your best brother always self-sufficient?

His left hand and right hand, why can you see that women in the past always appear on the display, do you know?

Tell me, is this the life you want?

Liulin:

Do you think my dream,

Is this really that important to me? My happiest day now,

That is, I am with you, fighting with Yu Ding, Hangzhou and Hangzhou, busy, helping others, me.

I think such a day is particularly practical, especially happy and particularly safe.

Liulin:

When a man loves you,

Even if you have shortcomings, you are different.

When a man stops loving you,

Your advantages are even mediocre and tacky.

Pubian: This wonderful flower, my brain is used on the girl. Heart is a house with two bedrooms, one of which is painful.

Bitter, there is joy in the other room, people can't laugh too loudly, otherwise it will make the pain of living in the next room noisy.

Yu Ding: That's really not our job.

Urabe: We really have something serious to do.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: Go as far as you can and don't come back.

Yu Ding: Men like beautiful women, but can you use your head when you see beautiful women? The answer is no.

With. Science tells us that we really can't see a beautiful woman in the street. It only takes 0.2 seconds to be in the body.

Before any reaction, the brain will tell you whether this girl is your type or not. If you answer,

This case is positive, and then there will be a series of physiological reactions, such as rapid heartbeat and increased testosterone, because the male is older.

The area of sexual demand in the brain is 2.5 times that of women. Don't waste a girl when you are not attracted to her.

Time, which is determined by genes.

This is the best time, this is the worst time, this is a year of wisdom, this is a year of ignorance, this is

The period of faith, that is the period of doubt, that is the season of light, that is the season of darkness, that is the spring of hope.

God, this is a disappointing winter. We are all heading for heaven. We are all moving in the opposite direction. by contrast

Words, then very similar to now, some of the most noisy authority insisted on using adjectives to describe it, said

Good is the highest level, and bad is the highest level.

Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities

Yu Ding: What do you think are happiness and responsibility? Is it responsible to get married after bed? You are so naive.

Now * * * is not getting married, but buying a house, big brother. This girl can stay in this room for one night, 300 yuan.

Love me, but they also need a room of 3. 1 10,000 square meters to marry me. Seven-star hotel, I bite.

Grit your teeth and stay for one night. A house of 3. 1 10,000 square meters, a house outside the outer ring, I can't afford the down payment.

For a house of 3 1000 square meters, I will not eat or drink for 20 years. Even if I give a 20% discount, I can only buy one.

Eighty square meters, twenty years have passed, and I am already fifty. I want to ask, does my child call me dad or not?

My name is grandpa?

Urabe: I said, you don't need to make a bunch of excuses for yourself.

Yu Ding: I really won't make excuses for myself. This is the last sentence summed up by the ancients. Since ancient times, there has never been

Nothing has changed. In ancient times, wives were called big rooms, concubines were called second rooms, concubines were called three rooms, four rooms, one room and one wife, but there was no room.

Without a wife, this will never change.

Urabe: Then you think it's a sense of accomplishment to come here and do this with others.

Yu Ding: Teacher Pu, I never believe in those vague vows of eternal love, and I won't say vows of eternal love to girls.

They all say that I like you. As long as I can stay with you, whether I am poor or rich, I am finished.

I don't believe it. One day when we were shopping, she saw what she wanted to buy, but I couldn't afford it.

I

...

I'm telling you, I don't want to see the girl I want to protect. I'm a little disappointed, even though

This is an expression.

Liulin: Happiness and misfortune, all tributes let us know the value of experience through experience, so all classics.

Calendars deserve our gratitude and gratitude, just like those who cheat us let us learn to distinguish, just like those who crush us.

Let's start to become strong, just like those who slander us, let our personality be honed, just like those who are mean to us, let us

Our self-esteem awakens again, fooling our people, helping us to open our wisdom, abandoning our people and making us independent.

Those who stand up and scold us let us grow up again, and those who laugh at us let us know how to face it. Seki

Punished, blessed and unfortunate, this is the worst era, this is the best era.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: You can make me eat fifty meat buns, but you can't insult my design.

Liulin: I used to delete other people's information and leave one person behind. Later, his information was full, so I had to

Carefully selected, I hate to delete any one. Now that the memory of the mobile phone is large, who cares about that short message?

Urabe: I didn't delete any of the messages you sent me.

Yu Ding: Chasing a girl is like hunting. We must stop chasing. When her curiosity shows, we will shoot again.

Put the gun down.

Yu Ding: As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Yu Ding: All talk and no practice is nonsense.

Yu Ding: Who looks like who? You can tell her that we are so different that we let me.

The students are deeply attracted to each other. In addition, if you have nothing in common, you can create * * * This is again.

Back to the question just now,

Listen more,

Listen to what she likes,

What to play,

What to eat,

What to drink,

With what,

What you think, what you despise, what you envy, what you care about, write down everything about her. This is your communication.

Close the cheats, go back to practicing magic, and give her more surprises every date. Isn't that what she wants?

Do you want tacit understanding and care? My friends, every girl in this world thinks she is a proud princess.

Except for a few ugly girls and a few smart girls, we must continue to talk about the princess.

Improve your insight.

Yu Ding: I'm almost thirty years old this year. I have been waiting for you alone in this world for 29 years. I ...

I have been picturing your face in my mind, and today I finally found you in the crowd.

Yu Ding: You must pay attention to bringing girls home. Remember, all gentlemen are extremely patient wolves. They should be patient.

Is charming, and patience does not correspond to the despicable * * *.

Yu Ding: The data tells us that the probability of meeting a girl on the weekend is the lowest, and the success rate of meeting a girl on Wednesday is the highest.

Yes In fact, the database made by those three boring science students is meaningless, chasing girls.

Choose Wednesday, you don't need to calculate, you can think clearly with your brain. There is a simple reason. Who goes to work on Monday?

I'm in a bad mood, and then I'll put a lot of things off to Tuesday, so Tuesday is the time when things accumulate the least.

When you have a clue, let alone a girl, even you may not be in the mood. Thursday is usually the busiest week.

One day, because the weekend is coming, I either have a lot of things to finish or I hope I don't work overtime the next day.

On Fridays, people have friends and girlfriends, eat together, drink together and sing karaoke.

good

Most of them have no time.

Occasionally date a strange opposite sex, maybe, for a weekend, you will get a girl in a bad mood and a better one.

The range of dating options is even wider.

The hit rate is too low.

Saturdays are usually reserved for family,

Sunday is even more inappropriate,

Because the next day is evil Monday, a very simple way to eliminate it, it is not difficult to conclude that Wednesday night is the date.

Mother's best time. If you get along, you can make a successful appointment for the weekend. If you feel unable to talk,

It is not advisable to waste time, energy and money, that is, to escape early on the pretext of getting up for work the next morning.

Yu Ding: You should treat this girl as a Chinese cabbage, not a nuclear weapon.

Linda i's best friend: I don't know what you're talking about, but it looks great.

Jiaozi sent a complete set of advertising words to his home, and Jiaozi sent them home, which was praised by everyone.

The opening song "Blind Date Expert" of "Blind Date Expert" is the first classic light comedy of blind date in China, directed by Cheng Fenghe and starring Qi He. This TV series is presented in the form of unit drama, which directly hits the topic of marriage and mate selection. Based on urban romantic drama, it presents a relaxed and funny, fashionable and sexy, warm and moving, bright and moving main style. The play will be broadcast on four satellite TV stations in Heilongjiang, Guangdong, Guizhou and Yunnan at 20 19: 30 on August 5.

The ending song of "Dating Expert" is called "All Love".

The ending song "Ordinary Love" of "Dating Expert"

Lyrics: He

Composer: He

Singing: He Huihui

Always.

Or missed the meeting.

By mistake, leaving a regrettable ending.

Be careful from now on.

Are there any shortcuts?

Let the road of feelings no longer be confused

Say goodbye to tangled and lost emotions.

In fraternity

Who broke whose heart?

Who can really know?

Don't hesitate to face your feelings frankly.

Love doesn't care who wins or loses.

In fraternity

Who broke whose heart?

Who can really know?

There is no loss, and there is no rule definition.

If you love, you must be happy and willing.

Until I met you.

Meet you in love.

No more confusion, no more reasons

Conditions have become floating clouds.

I think I will love you forever.

Even if there are bumps along the way.

You let me find the courage in my heart.

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1, just go ahead, and dad will be your back.

2, love to eat, it is delicious!

3, the hot food takeaway, Amy's father is also fast.

I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

5. The fragrance is overflowing and the taste is everywhere-Amy's father.

6, Amy's father crayfish, explosive products sent home.

7. Everyone needs love and everyone needs food-Amy's father.

8, overtime dog takeaway: let it be easier to enjoy it!

9, shrimp is busy, eat something decent!

10, eat lobster if you can't eat dragon!

1 1, youth food, word of mouth bursting-Amy's dad crayfish!

12, the little dragon girl called you to date the crayfish world-Amy's father!

13, you are dad's dream.

14, the e line is delicious, and the shrimp guests arrive in time.

15, the little dragon girl is a fairy, and crayfish are around.

16, he who knows the times is a hero.

17, overtime dog takeaway: crayfish e is not far away, and overtime dogs lead the way.

18, lift the red veil and see how gentle you are.

19, a hundred flavors of life, lobster is more delicious.

20, the world is so big, love crayfish alone! Dad, Amy

2 1, Amy's dad crayfish: The quality of crayfish is natural, and Amy's dad is telling the truth.

22, untie the red belly pocket, let you kiss enough.

23, delicious crayfish, sweet world-Amy dad!

24. Amy's dad crayfish is delicious and overbearing.

25. My father loves you, and my father Amy knows you.

26. Exercise is the condition of life, and eating is the premise of life.

27. Amy's dad specializes in healthy takeout!

28, fairy sister little dragon girl, fairy delicious crayfish.

29, pro: If mom is not around, let dad cook for you; Shrimp can also eat more, eat better and eat more.

30. If you love him, give him a delicious father.

3 1, the secret of love-Amy's father.

32. There is never a "shrimp" line for delicious food. Amy's father sees it every day.

33. The food is still healthy and the taste buds are fragrant.

34, inseparable, the last bite-Amy dad.

35. Food is available every day, and everyone enjoys happiness.

36, love to eat, willful and cool-Amy dad crayfish.

37. If you don't know crayfish, you can ask your father Amy to help you choose the best one.

38. Amy's father asked you to meet the crayfish world!

39. The endless delicious temptation-Amy's father.

40, crayfish, new way to eat.

4 1, dear: Go ahead, I'm your energy gas station-Amy's father crayfish.

42. The world is so big that meeting is a kind of fate.

43. Amy, dad wants you to go home and eat shrimp!

44. The avalanche will eat you.

Dear: As long as you are happy, I am willing to cook for you all your life.

46. Hold your hand and follow me, please.

47. Life needs some * * *.

48, spicy and refreshing, have a good time.

49. Eat my shrimp and fall in love with that Ta!

50, a heartbeat, delicious house-Amy's father.

5 1, Amy's father, love your food!

52. Amy's dad crayfish, spicy and fragrant, is also drunk!

53. People who love crayfish are not too bad luck.

54. I am a crayfish with a story.

55. Dear: Behind you, there will always be dad's praise-Amy's dad crayfish.

56.eat me!

57, crayfish, big food is still.

58. Ginger is old and spicy, and shrimp is small and fragrant.

No matter how busy you are at work, you should come to see Amy's father.

60. Amy Dad, crayfish world!

6 1, with Amy's father, there is no need to squeeze food stalls!

Dear: If life is a house, I am your private kitchen.

63. There is love and rice, Dad Amy.

64. If you love her, give it to her, Amy's father.

65. My father Amy, my good taste.

66. Amy's father crayfish: It tastes different and has a natural reputation.

67. I'm not afraid of being picky, but I'm afraid of being fascinated.

68. No matter how busy you are, don't be busy. There is also a "shrimp" that you can't taste-Amy's father crayfish!

69. In the lobster snack industry, dad is great.

70. Crayfish, like lovers (love), can't be hungry and it's not good to eat.

7 1, like the smell, my Amy dad.

72. Amy Dad, it's delicious every day.

73. You are in charge of starting a business, and I will take care of everything.

74. Amy's Dad Crayfish: Who says it's hard to adjust? Look at me, Amy's dad.

75, good shrimp does not talk, but the tip of the tongue likes it!

76. The food of love-Amy's father.

77. I don't know about kung pao chicken and Indonesian fried rice, but you can ask me about crayfish.

78, overtime dog takeaway: staying at home, the dream of the tongue is synchronous.

79. Amy's father will teach you how to eat lobster.

80. A meal makes you smarter.

8 1. Crayfish is like family (affection). Seasoning is inseparable from you and me, and it will always be indispensable.

82, the new standard of happiness, the new taste of food-Amy dad.

83. Dad's energy bag, you pick it in your dream.

84. Crayfish is like a friend (friendship). Sometimes it is so spicy that it makes you cry. Just remember the aftertaste.

85. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

86. Eat you!

87. If you eat well, you can do well. Amy's father crawfish, you'd better eat some.

88. You try your best to realize your dream, and I try my best to get you out of the kitchen.

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Dating expert. Do you want a dating expert?

There should be no such thing now, right?

But this TV series looks good.

Universal dating expert TV soundtrack and Hui Hui

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Well, first of all, let her know what you think, and at the same time, I want to know if she knows that you like her. If she knows, it will be easy for you. If she doesn't know, it may be a little difficult for you to explain, and there may be some misunderstanding ~

Advertising words about wheelchairs talk about ancient times in the dormitory;

Yours His feelings

Reality made them hesitate.

Dominate the fate of everything

Why is the sky blue?