What are the funny medical terms for hair cutting?

The medical terms for hair cutting include resection of useless human body tissues, cutting of connective tissue of the head, and resection of nerve endings of the head. The main component of hair is keratin, which contains a variety of amino acids and dozens of trace elements. If there is a lack of iron and protein, hair will turn yellow and split. When vegetable oil, vitamin A, protein and iodine are lacking, the hair will be dry, dull and easy to break.

Funny medical terms

Come, come, don’t crowd, don’t crowd, form a group to learn veterinary medicine, no training, no fear of being chopped down, face cute little animals every day. At the door of the female dormitory building of C Medical University, there is a slogan "Girls dormitory, boys please stop". Someone slightly added a horizontal line to become "Girls dormitory, boys please step forward". When I was a child, my father took me to a temple fair, and a blind fortune teller gave me a fortune.

That year, in the light rain of apricot blossoms, I met you. You said that your ideal is to study medicine and save lives and heal the wounded. I sent you to the outside of the Changting Pavilion, and you rode away without hearing anything from me. Looking through the autumn water, you never come back. When we meet again, your head has turned white. Even if there are eunuchs, their temples have become silk. It's a pity to be young and strong, but it's the right time to be poor and humble. -Bai Juyi.

Beside the trash cans of the Medical University, there is an eye-catching slogan "Garbage classification starts with me." A slogan was also erected at the entrance of the Experimental Animal Institute, "To love animals is to love ourselves." Again, if you hate someone, let him study medicine. Before studying medicine, you should have your fortune told. People with short lives are not suitable for studying medicine.

I am a freshman, so it’s not too late to repeat my senior year of high school. The training system is in line with the United States, but how is the treatment on par with Africa? When I was a child, I helped a neighbor take care of his children, but another neighbor teased me. Look how good your brother is to you. When you grow up, you can make money for your brother. At that time, I didn’t take it seriously and laughed it off. Now: Little brat, where are you now? You promised to make money for your brother.