Humorous language used on the wine table

1, colleague's husband's surname is Zhou, and her surname is Xia. We are discussing the future baby name, and think of a simple "Monday". Everyone says it's not bad, and the name has continuity. You can have seven children in one breath. From Monday to Monday, someone asked, "What if the eighth child is born?" Colleagues said, "The eighth one is called Xia Monday." Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless." 3. Someone in a forum asked, "Why do cockroaches appear more frequently after killing cockroaches with cockroach incense at home? I have never seen them before. " Answer "Your family is missing, can you look everywhere without worrying?" There is a factory opposite to the unit, and the slogan is posted on the door: enterprises depend on me for survival and I rely on enterprises for development. It was windy yesterday and the slogan was blown off in the morning. Watching the slogan become: the enterprise depends on me for survival, and I depend on it! 5. Wife: "How does the fish-flavored shredded pork taste?" Husband: "Just so-so." Wife: "What about burning eggplant?" Husband: "Not bad." Wife: "What about Mapo tofu?" Husband: "Just make do." Wife: "Can a good word kill you?" Husband: "The rice is so hard!"