Urgent! Please help! I'm looking for a simple and exciting annual party program. Just skip the singing and dancing. We only have three days. Please help~

A: The two of us will perform for everyone

B: Yes, let’s talk about a cross talk

A: The two of us are partners on stage

B: I’m off the stage, it’s my deskmate

A: He is you, my deskmate, (singing) Who married the sentimental you,

B: This one sang

A: (continue singing) Who comforted you who loves to cry, who shaved off your long hair, and who painted your beard

B: How can I have a beard?

A: No, it’s a mustache, oh, I saw it wrong, it’s eyebrows

B: What’s your look?

A : Just a little joke, now we are good friends who are as close as brothers

B: Yes, the relationship is special

A: If I were Nintendo

B: I am Contra, the best playmate

A: If I were Harry Potter

B: Then I am Dumbledore, all the time Care about you

A: If I were Optimus Prime

B: Then I would be Bumblebee, a close comrade

A: If I were a corn cannon

B: Then I am a tall nut, okay, Plants vs. Zombies

A: We have been classmates since childhood

B: Yes, we were in the same class in elementary school

A: At that time, the teacher always asked us to talk about our ideals

B: Yes, the teacher always asked, what do you want to do when you grow up

A: Me His dream is to be an uncle

B: Little boys envy **

A: Through my years of hard work, half of my dream has now been realized...

B: Why is it half?

A: Someone calls me uncle...

B: Oh, half of it. No matter how hard you work, there are still people calling you uncle, what’s the use?

A: We have been brothers since childhood, and we also have the same old enemy

B: Old enemy

A: Yes, his name is someone else’s child

B: Someone else’s child?

A: Yes, when I was naughty as a child, my mother would say, look, other people’s children are more obedient

B: Yes, when I failed the exam, my mother would Say, look, other people always take 100 in exams

A: This other person’s child never plays games, never chats on QQ, and just studies every day

B: This other person’s child The child at home is good-looking and obedient, and has returned to the top of the grade.

A: Only 400 living expenses for a month in a foreign country is too much

B: After talking for a long time, this other person What does our child look like

A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like

B: I have never seen it before, it is just a legend

A: One day, students were called on to donate blood in the school square. It was said that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC would give a watch. I think I will donate 400, give love, and wear a watch. My partner is different

B: What’s wrong with me?

A: My partner heard about it and ran over to ask the nurse: "What do you give me for ten thousand CC?"

B: Huo, ten thousand CC

A: The nurse said calmly: "The urn...

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B: Even the bone marrow was taken out

A: My partner is very caring

B: What is love? Love, I am not a money man. Qiao?

A: Another time, my partner and I went to see a movie, and the show was Harry Potter

B: Yes, we all liked this

A: When we entered the venue, there was a little girl and her mother behind us. She was a little fan, wearing a cloak and playing with a toy wand.

B: A little Harry Potter fan

A: She raised her wand and pointed at my partner’s back: I’m going to turn you into an ugly monster! This might make others angry, but my partner is very tolerant. After listening, , laughed

B: Child, we can’t see him in the same way

A: He turned around and said, "Kid, you want to watch a movie too," and heard a scream. : Mom! Mom! The magic is working.

B: Oh, go to hell