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I’m looking for composition topics like this, a few essays, or some advice on how to write essays.

I’ll give you two articles

Interludes in the investigation

In the early morning, four of us came to the busiest place in Huangzhou City with our notebooks in hand, talking and laughing all the way. Victory Street. Walking on the streets, you can see all kinds of urban advertisements, promotional galleries, store signs, banners and slogans.

Yesterday’s investigation is still fresh in my mind. Irregular use of words in various street signboards and advertisements is common. Some deliberately use typos, some use homophones to randomly change idioms, and it is not uncommon to use traditional Chinese characters and "Er-Jian" characters. I think today will definitely not be without gain.

Sure enough, a store advertisement that came across said "new image" instead of "new image". After walking a few steps, I saw a clothing store with the words "fall in love at first sight of clothes", "relative to clothes" and "luck in clothes".

Xiaohong said: "I know that 'love at first sight' is a variation of 'love at first sight'"

I said: "Yes! 'Being reluctant to part with clothes' is a variation of 'Yiyi' It is a variation of the name of the country "Iraq". Xiaoqiang said: "This is getting more and more confusing. It seems that this language practice has changed." The activity showed us too many examples of irregularities in language and writing."

As we talked, we came to a toiletries store again, and saw an eye-catching sign on the counter that read "Don't." If acne remains, remove the spots as soon as possible.” Xiao Hong said loudly: "Look, there are two typos again."

A waiter heard the sound and came over, "What do you know! This is called homophony, do you understand? Let's go, let's go!"

Xiaoqiang argued: "It's just a typo. The 'pox' should be the 'dou' of 'stay', not the 'pox' of 'acne'. The 'spot' should be the 'class'." Class'."

The waiter sneered: "Oh! You still know a few words! What else do you know?"

I said: "Forget it!" , don’t reason with unreasonable people, let’s go.”

The quarrel has subsided. But I can't always be at peace. I think the relevant departments should investigate. Find out why some stores use typos in their advertising. Many of our primary school students always think that the words on the billboards are correct, so they also write some typos in their daily homework, which affects the standardization and accuracy of the use of Chinese characters.

After returning home, I recalled these "little episodes" and felt bad. Nowadays, society has progressed, but Chinese characters are "degrading" - typos appear frequently. As primary school students, we must set an example and strictly demand ourselves. We should not write typos, write standard Chinese characters, and be true Chinese. < /p>

On Saturday, I went to the street alone to investigate with the task given by the teacher. When I came to the pedestrian street, the signboards of various shops were really dazzling and dizzying! I walked around all afternoon and couldn't find a single typo. I walked home dejectedly. Passing by the market, I saw an old woman selling eggs. I took a quick look and thought, ah! I found a typo. The old woman wrote the word "egg" in the egg instead of "dan" in New Year's Day. At that time, I wanted very much to go over and help the old lady correct the typo, but this was a huge problem for me, who was as timid as a mouse. Suddenly, all kinds of thoughts in my heart burst out in my mind. However, the thought of helping the old lady correct her typo troubled my heart. After careful consideration, I plucked up the courage and decided to tell the old lady.

I walked up to the old lady and said flatteringly: "Old lady, you wrote the 'egg' character for egg into the 'dan' character for New Year's Day. Can you change it over?" The old lady said slowly: " Oh! Really? I really want to correct it, but I’m from a rural area and have no education. Besides, I’m just an egg seller. How can I bring a pen with me? Girl, can you help me correct it? "After hearing what the old lady said, I immediately ran to the store opposite to buy a pen with the only two yuan I had, and helped the old lady correct the typo. The old lady smiled knowingly, and I returned home happily.

This action made me, who was originally as timid as a mouse, become bolder and braver. Moreover, I also realized what it means to be happier than others when you help others.

I hope it will be adopted. I have been looking for it for a long time. I also hope netizens will like it. It is also difficult to find.