Ask Ge You for a classic dialogue with a woman on Dalian bus mobile TV.

classic. I laugh every time I hear it in the car. It's really interesting.

One of the classic dialogues of Party A and Party B

Ge You: "Listen to the gongs and drums, how beautiful they are! This nation is charming! "Sister, do you have forty?"

"I'm 78!"

Liu Bei: "That's not like it. If you dress more brightly, you will be believed when you are 38!"

"Ok, thank you!"

Liu Bei: "Hey, look, is there someone going to jump into the river?"

Ge You: "Ouch! Girl, girl! "

"One year ago today, I jumped from here and was rescued; Today, a year later, I feel very stupid. "

"Do you think you are not stupid today? I am practicing Qigong here!"

Liu Bei: "Oh, look at this furniture store. It's really big and magnificent. You just don't buy anything when you come in, but you are happy when you look at it!"

Ge You: "Good or bad things are the second, and it's only once in a blue moon that the shopping guide is good. You're not a retired stewardess, are you? ("no") It must be. Can it be? ！"

Liu Bei: "This car drives really steadily, just like riding a Mercedes."

Ge You: "It's more comfortable than Mercedes-Benz. Can Mercedes-Benz stand upright without meeting?"

Liu Bei: "That's not only this, but also our bus line!"

(crowd: hey, I love to hear this. If you want to enjoy yourself, you have to say that we are working class! )

Liu Bei: "Hey, hey, look at that gentleman. At first glance, he is a rich man, rich, and from the right way. He can be called handsome and rich!"

Ge You: "That's right. Look how that suit fits on him. It looks like it grows on him. Look at Mr. Wang's hand again. It looks like he hasn't done any work. How fine and long it is! He must play the piano! (Liu Bei: "Well, it's true! ") Look at how people pay for their purses. Look, look, just use two fingers, and then you can clip it lightly, without anyone knowing ..."

Liu Bei: "Hey, it seems that the gentleman didn't pay for his own wallet!"

Ge You: "Hey, thief, catch thief!"

Ge You: "At the end of this day, it is more tiring than running a small country!"

Liu Bei: "Don't tell me, when I caught the thief today, I really stood in awe of you for a moment."

Ge You: "Do you feel very comfortable if you marry me?"

Liu Bei: "Do you really want that house so badly? A marriage without love is unhappy. "

Ge You: "A marriage without a house is unhappy."

[fragment 2]

"There is no hate for no reason, let alone love for no reason. Why is she so kind to me? Why is it obedient? Why is it that seeing me is like seeing a cat with a mouse? Why? I thought to myself, "What a shame! It must be a very enjoyable thing!"

Liu Bei: "If you want to know the taste of pears, you have to taste them yourself."

"Then you can see the arrangement, and don't be soft!"

Liu Bei: "I don't know if I understand you correctly. If I don't give you any good face, (yes), I'll get a slap in the face if I open my mouth (yes), and I'll let you do all the hard work. If I don't treat you as a person, it's light to give you a big mouth. (Yes, that's what I mean! ) ok, wait for the notice! "

Liang Zi: "Go back to your master and wife, but the rent of Zhang's tenant's house is still confiscated!"

Ge You: "That won't work. We have to do it according to the contract. The landlord has no surplus grain!"

Liang Zi: "Yes, pig, their family ate it by themselves yesterday, and the big girl left the west exit the day before yesterday."

Ge You: "What about the second maid?"

Liang Zi: "Let landlord Li and his family take it away first, and now it's just tenant Zhang himself."

Ge You: "Where is that child?"

Liang Zi: "You don't talk so much nonsense, asking around. Come on, get someone. "

(tenant Zhang pushes the door in) "I am Zhang Fugui!"

Liu Bei: "Liang Zi, since Mr. Zhang is here, let all our mules, horses and other big animals rest! "Come back, go and show Mr. Zhang a change of clothes. It's not like working!"

Scene 1: Mill

"Run!"

Zhang: (while grinding) "Boom, what's there? Boom, what's there ..."

Scene 2: Mounting

Ge You: "Go and get the horse stool!"

Liang Zi: "Yes", said to Zhang: "Kneel here!"

Zhang: "What's this? What's this? ！"

Scene 3: Pass the tea

Ge You took a sip, spit it out, and threw the rest of the tea in Zhang's face. "You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!"

Scene 4: Beating Liu Bei's leg

Zhang fell asleep from fatigue, and Ge You was trying to poke a cigarette rod, but Liu Bei stopped him. Liu Bei pulled the hair clasp off her head and asked Ge You, "Can you tie it?" Ge You asked Liang Zi, "What do you think?" Liang Zi said, "Don't go too deep."

Liu Bei hesitated to tie it down.

Zhang suddenly woke up with a start (Liu Bei's "Oh, you scared me to death"). "You are so bullying. I'm going to sue you in the Consumer Association!"

everyone rushed, "I'm sorry", "I told you, take it easy!" "I didn't dare to stick it hard!"

Ge You: "What it's like to suffer indignities ..."

Zhang (angrily) "You can try it, so can you!"

Ge You: "I know it's hard to suffer indignities, so don't bully your wife in the future. People are full of flesh, so the couple should understand each other. What do you think?"

[fragment 3]

Xiaogang Feng: "Princess Aytula is the only daughter of Prince Escala, and Prince Escala ranks 17th among the billionaires in the world. One day ..."

Young bachelor: "What do you say have to do with me?"

Xiaogang Feng: "Listen, Princess Aytula officially called the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs and asked to have dinner with you, during which she may propose to you."

Youth: "All, have you alarmed the government?"

Xiaogang Feng: "Our government officially approved this invitation, but you are not allowed to marry her."

youth: "well, well, what if I am willing?"

Ge You took over: "Princess Aytula is taken!"

The young man ran into an issue in the garden. An issue said, "There's a thief!"

Youth: "Invitation, I have an invitation ..."

Liang Zi: "Take it down!"

Young man: "What's this, this, this ... doing ..."

(The servant asked: "How to deal with it?" )

Liang Zi: "Pull it into the garden to feed the dogs!"

Youth: "I have an invitation. Princess Aytula asked me to come. What are you doing?"

(here comes the princess ~)

"Your Royal Highness, your servant has disturbed you."

Liang Zi: "Princess, we just caught a thief and we are going to give it to the princess to feed your dog."

Liu Bei: "No, kill my dog and feed him!"

Ge You: "This is the distinguished guest invited by our princess. Put people down quickly!"

Liu Bei: "I startled you."

Young man: "You are the Tula. I'm telling you, I'm greatly wronged."

Liu Bei: "They are snobs. I hope I didn't spoil your fun."

youth: "can I not be a wet blanket?"

(Ge You shouts "Restaurant serves!" Hearing this, the young man's legs went soft and he almost fell down)

Young man: "It's really a sister Lin who fell from the sky. How can you have a crush on me? We haven't even met. "

Liu Bei: "The fortune teller said that we have a marriage, and I believe in my fate."

youth: "I'm not dreaming, am I?"

Liu Bei: "After today, we won't see each other for a long time. I need some time to finish my own business. Will you wait for me?"

Youth: "Yes, I will wait for 1 years!"

Liu Bei: "I'm so touched. Take care of your health for me!"

Youth: "Don't worry!"

Liu Bei: "Oh-yeah!"

Ge You said to Liu Bei by pouring wine, "Be quick!" Liu Bei: "Don't rush!"

Liu Bei: "What a wonderful night! I have been looking forward to this day!"

youth: "I can't hear you!"

Ge You: "She said' What a wonderful night', that's all!"

Young man: "Hey, don't just eat me, you eat too!"

Liu Bei: "I am willing to watch you eat, my darling!" "

Ge You muttered: "cold ~".

Liu Bei high-fived Liang Zi. "You stay, he's fired!"

[fragment 4]

Boss You: "I eat lobster like mussels every day, and every meal is big fish and big meat, which makes me sick (patting Ge You's thigh)! If you don't eat, it's not enough (patting Ge You's thigh), it's offensive! I, even in my dreams, want to live a hard life for a few days, such as wild vegetables and sticky porridge. You can let me make it vigorously ... Hey, do you understand what I said? ! (patting Ge You's thigh) "

Ge You:" Well, you can go to my second uncle's house. It's in a remote mountainous area and has just suffered a disaster. "

boss you: "ok! (patting Ge You's thigh) I can tell you the truth. If I eat something a little fishy, I'm not finished with you! (I want to pat Ge You's thigh again, but it is blocked by Ge You) "

Ge You:" No matter when you get excited, pat yourself on the leg. "

Boss You: "It's not bad!"

(for boss Ge You Paiyou) "That won't do either!"

Ge You: "Agreement, Party A: Mr. You Wancheng, and Party B: Sweet dreams, short for sleepwalking. Party A and Party B reached the following agreement through negotiation:

1. Party A instructed Party B to realize his dream of suffering.

2. Party B shall spare no effort to creatively fulfill Party A's trust.

3. If Party A unilaterally terminates the dream without Party B's permission, it will be regarded as a breach of contract, parenthesis, and in case of war, natural disasters and force majeure, (especially interrupting: "The sky is falling! "), Party A shall compensate Party B for all losses.

four ...... "

Boss You:" Forget four, I can't finish signing for you. I'm going back on my word. See, this stadium and this race,

will all be yours! "

Ge You: "This is my second uncle's house."

Liang Zi: "How's it going, Boss You? Is this place bitter enough?"

Boss You: "No, there are chickens!"

Ge You: "My second uncle, Mr. You will leave it to you. He can eat whatever you usually eat."

Boss You: "That's no good. I have to eat worse than them. Didn't I come all the way here just for my bitter dream? ！"

"OK, then you can't leave any money on you, and we have to take the phone."

"You take them all."

"We'll take the car, too. When do you want to eat meat, we'll pick you up."

Ge You: "Uncle, when we leave, you must keep a close eye on the chickens in the yard and count them every day."

Xiaogang Feng: "How time flies! It's golden autumn in a blink of an eye! ...... "

Liang Zi:" Shouldn't we take boss Nayou back and stay in the mountains for two months? "

Xiaogang Feng: "Forget it!"

Mr. You curled up on the earthen kiln at the head of the village with his head unkempt, and when he saw the Mercedes, he couldn't help crying.

second uncle: "oh, you can come, especially the boss is turning into a weasel!" "

Ge You: "Does he want to eat meat now?"

second uncle: "he even ate the mouse, but he just wanted to eat people!" "

Ge You: "Did he eat all the chickens in our yard?"

Second Aunt: "Oh, he didn't spare all the chickens in the village!"

Xiaogang Feng: "Come on, come on, say goodbye to my second uncle, come on."

Boss You: "I told them to say goodbye to me a long time ago. I expect you to pick me up from the earthen kiln at the entrance of the village every day. I won't get off this bus this time. I tell you, don't try to leave me behind again!"

Xiaogang Feng: "That's no good. You give people all the meat they can eat in their village. You can't be reasonable without getting off the bus and saying hello!"

Boss You: "I know I've done enough harm to this village. I'll do more good things for the villagers. I'll invest in a chicken factory for them first, and I'll give them 1 if I eat one."

Xiaogang Feng: "Everything will be fine, won't it? After two years, the mountain head will be rich. If you want to suffer again, you will have to send you to the desert no man's land."

Boss You: "Come on, I want to sleep with lobster all my life!"