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Slogans on the car

1. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me.

2. Transcend the present and overdraw the future.

3. Pay tribute to all veteran drivers.

4. Just hit the road, let me!

5. You lead the way.

6. If you love me, don’t hurt me.

7. Get kicked out of the driving school and become self-taught.

8. My other car is a Ferrari.

9. Self-taught, welcome to come.

10. Don’t be anxious, take a breath when the red light comes on.

11. Don’t worry, I know you are chasing me.

12. My palms are sweaty.

13. If you mess with me again, I will transform.

14. Ugly women drive, keep distance between cars.

15. A girl is driving for the first time.

16. The relationship is in place! It doesn’t matter if I get hit! As long as the feelings are strong! It will bleed if touched.

17. If you have the ability, come and collide.

18. Want to overtake? I let you.

19. It is virtue for a woman not to step on her.

20. You can’t follow the path when you are drunk.

21. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

22. Please note, back up at any time!

23. This car has been on a tree.

24. Please follow me gently.

25. Don’t bother me, my lover is waiting for me at home.

26. Internship and running-in, whoever wins will hit the other.

27. What I drive is not a car, but loneliness.

28. It took eight times to pass the road test.

29. Organize a group tour in Fengdu.

30. Absolute novices, beware of Laosha.

31. Be careful, don’t put your stinky face on my butt, haha.

32. The technology is trendy and the workmanship is poor, please forgive me.

33. Although the car is old, the people are new.

34. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

35. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

36. If you are a novice on the road, you will be punished if you don’t accept it.

37. Novices on the road deserve to be bumped into.

38. Be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.

39. Don’t “kiss” me, I’m afraid of “fixing”!

40. You go first, I will stop.

41. I got my license yesterday and started driving today.

42. Every slope must slip, so be good at sudden braking.

43. Don’t let us get acquainted by collision.

44. Don’t be impatient when you are a novice on the road, and don’t mind if your car is slipping up and down the hill.

45. Don’t bet your life, this is your last trump card.

46. I have only driven bumper cars before.

47. Pay attention to your safety, I have the final say on my territory.

48. Bears are out and about, so be careful.

49. Expelled from driving school, self-taught; novice driving for the first time, good at sudden braking.

50. Love to turn off the engine and brake suddenly at any time.

51. Cherish life and stay away from novices.

52. The brakes are not working. On the way to the repair shop.

53. If there is a moving obstacle, please go around it.

54. The worst thing to do is to die drunk. You cannot afford to fight for your life.

55. I’m annoyed, don’t touch me.

56. Be courteous and keep peace.

57. It’s too close. I’m a man too.

58. Tell your mother that you love her.

59. Stay away from me, your breath will scare me.

60. Don’t honk the horn, the car owner is sleeping.

61. Why is it always me who gets hurt?

62. Old car, old man, new hand; Specialty: Love brakes.

63. If I’m jealous tonight, can someone lend me some crabs?

64. Difficult to start, good at sudden braking.

65. If you don’t drive well, you drive blindly, so I will rush you.

66. China’s last steam locomotive that can travel on roads.

67. If there are moving obstacles, please go around them!

68. Go your own way, leaving you with nowhere to go.

69. The newbie on the road, the queen of sudden stops.

70. Novice driving, driving at a slow speed.

71. Bumper car license.

72. If the goal is not achieved, it is difficult to realize the ambition.

73. Miss me, love me, don’t touch me.

74. Where there is speed, there is pain. If you chase too fast, the pain will be deeper.

75. Those who are poor are welcome to come.

76. You asked me to get out, I got out, you asked me to come back, I’m sorry, I got away!

77. Car prices have dropped, don’t let your legs get discounted.

78. I am too young and refuse to kiss.

79. You will not be able to hang up in the first gear or above, so you are proficient.

80. Advertising space for rent.

81. Be careful to flatten the front of the car, but it will cost you twice as much.

82. Smooth suitors will not be accepted.

83. I am a yellow stick, who am I afraid of?

84. You have just become well-off and want peace most. It is natural for you to overtake.

85. What drove me drunkenly was not the car, but my loneliness.

86. Just got your driver’s license, transfer, transfer.

87. Stay away from me, there is a ** in the car.

88. It is everyone’s responsibility to care for rookies.

89. Pay tribute to the veteran driver.

90. It won’t rise, so be careful.

91. I am preparing to repair the steering wheel and brakes.

92. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

93. Traveling together is fate.

94. If you are a novice on the road, you should brake suddenly at any time, slide uphill, and do not get close.

95. Don’t dare to shift to second gear or above, so be proficient.

96. When things get better, don’t get so close.

97. PP is my last line of defense.

98. Refuse to kiss you.

99. It is everyone’s responsibility to care for newbies.

100. Please take care of older new drivers.