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Dazu slogan
Hanzai Yuzhong
Nanping's lame people are all over the street.
Flowers in Shapingba
Grass paved by Shiqiao
Monks in Yubei run all over the street.
Wanzhou handsome boy and Kaixian wolf
Fengjie is full of hooligans.
Wu long de fan
Xiushan dechuang
The woman in Jiulongpo scared the wolf to death.
Rongchang's pig
Yongchuan decha
The peppers in Jiangjin are really numb.
Dazu iron
Crab in Bishan
Hechuan's sister has beauty.
From a distance, Chongqing looks like a paradise. From a close distance, Chongqing looks like a bank.
Chongqing is like a prison, so it is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.
Everyone says Chongqing is good, and everyone runs to Chongqing;
Chongqing earns money, Chongqing spends money and has no money to send it home.
It is said that the salary here is high, so I have no money to buy toothpaste;
It is said that the food here is very good and grass is added to the vegetables.
It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around;
It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover.
Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey;
Overtime is unpaid and there is no reason to be scolded every day.
When I met my boss, when I got my salary, I bowed my head and shook my head.
It's the end of the month, I'm worried, and I don't know when I can get ahead.
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