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Who suggested the slogan "I am in charge of my classroom". It is necessary to reflect the new curriculum reform and to reflect that students are the main body of the classroom.
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People who don’t call money can’t read, can’t read, don’t call it anymore, they call it - dizzy
Those who are dissatisfied are called dissatisfied, and people who are dissatisfied call it - dissatisfied It’s called satisfaction
The so-called guy’s name is VIP
Opinion is not called giving advice, it’s called — making bricks
Support is not called support, it’s called —
Strong support of strong support, the so-called - crazy
Infidelity is called infidelity, it is called - affair
It is not called chasing girls, it is called - because
Eating is not called eating, it is called - pinch
Envy is not called envy, it is called - drooling
Dancing is not Dance, call - pop-up
Don't call something, call-thing
Don't call others to eat, please eat, call-dinner
Don't call when excited, call - High
Exceptionally excited is not called extremely excited, it is called - high
Having the ability is not called having the ability - material
Unfortunately, the so-called - decline
Is a woman a so-called single woman - a petty bourgeoisie?
A single man is called a single man, and his name is - Diamond King Lao Wu
Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called No barking, no barking - Xiaoqiang
Countless mosquito bites, countless mosquito bites, calling - New Mosquito Lianbo
Beautiful but not a nice name - eye-catching!
How ugly is not called ugly - called dinosaur
Online ugly men are called ugly - so-called frogs
Online experts are called masters - so-called prawns< /p>
Online low hand is not called low hand - the so-called rookie
DESC DESC - called to watch
I "don't call it "I": the so-called "double reverse"
It’s wrong not to call good call 8
Mold is not called death, 74
A kiss is called 771, a hug is called 881
I’m so angry - 7456
Like is not called liking___so-called porridge
I wish you happiness is not called wishing you happiness... so-called Pig, you are happy
Don't bark and be called 94
Ah bark and bark 42
Don't be called "-Be called" means
Even if I
kicked your ass: PP
FT, FT: faintly kicked what you mentioned, passed out on
Unity. : Synonyms for painting walls and sweeping floors.
XXXX: After the verb, such as meal
PP. : Photos, like the Internet, but it is said that playing PP is to kick your ass
Kick your ass and spank you
BT: Pervert compared to water and cloud in others. The forum is a place where BT units are troubled, he (she, it) /> SL: The characteristics of the cloud, the wolf is also MM
GF: Girlfriend, Girlfriend
TNND: Swear word, use it with special caution
JJWW: Talking like a snarky person
SJB: Crazy
PMP : Flattery
MPJ: Flatterer
Kick: Flat
Slap
KH: Sunflower head coach Sunflower Book of Clouds one head coach It has been cultivated and sublimated, and everyone will not call it KH by its name.
KHBD Sunflower Collection PXJF: Evil-proof swordsmanship originates from KHBD
SP KH-specific sword: support, support
Micro: modal particle KH-specific
Huhuzhu: sleeping
Porridge: like
Jam: flattering
BXCM: Bingxue is smart... /> LOL : Laugh out loud
KFC: Kxxx FXXX CXX, someone has a grudge against him
PK: Players killing, hacking, and attacking KFC can also be understood as the first batch?
By the way BTW: By the way,
PS: By the way, Photoshop (computer graphics software) means two things
CU: See Goodbye, you
BB: Baby, lover, child
Byebye, see you for details, go to Zhaogong Tunnel: Yes
Jiang Zi’s: This
Jenna: Ate
Pianpian: Photos
Boss, Banzhu: moderator, forum group management, Shuiban store, their waiters
p>Buckets, kelpies, narcissus, water kings, jellyfish maniacs, jellyfish, especially the version of women sailors blue
Diver players who like to watch others irrigate, irrigate
Crazy: intolerance to stimulation and behavioral disorders
THX 3X: Thank you, thank you
Sigh: Alas
Cool: Cool
Afternoon: Forum private message
Postcode: Shut up
DL: Download Download
PUB: Network scan to FTP upload and For the time being, the download function also refers to the file sharing line
BRB: Become a right back, right back
TTYL: Let’s talk later, goodbye, let’s talk next
BBL: pubftp will come back after coming back
Baozi: A person who looks ugly or stupid says his buns
5. ① Why return after raising before? (Hainan Yangshengtang Turtle Pills)
②Nothing lasts forever, only what you once had. (Indicating Fiyta)
③Being successful beyond oneself. (Anta sneakers)
④The milk is fragrant and silky.
(Dove chocolate) ⑤ The world is my own (Guirenniao casual shoes)
⑥ 20 this year, 18 next year (detergent)
The "copy" of Inamon in 6.1 Hotel:
In front of the repair shop: Repair the tire with "red" gas
3. Door of the retail store: "Other" sales
In front of the furniture store: Home" Club"
5. The entrance of the decoration store: "Juan"
6. Lost and found advertisement: "Inspiration" for lost and found items
7. The entrance of the installation company: "Press "Installation
9. Hotel door: "Together" meal
10 Fruit shop door: "Bo" radish
11. Restaurant menu: Chicken once
12. Hardware store sign: "skewer" block
13. Sporting goods store sign: "Blue" ball
14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"
15. The sign of the farmer's market: "Fan" eggplant
16. The parking sign: "ding" car toll
The slogan of the 17 crackdown: a strict "calendar" battle
18 A banner at an airport:
This year's "green" 19, a traffic slogan: Overloaded The harm of "danger" is unlimited
20. The menu of a cafeteria: Fish "Garden"
Intentional mistake (typos in quotation marks)
1. Drugs Advertisement: "Cough" shouldn't be
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Joy of riding
3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe and sound
5. Mosquito repellent advertising: Silence is delayed by "small"
Scotch tape advertising:
7. Is there any spare "," Internet cafe advertising: A "net" of deep love
8. Piano advertisement: "Piano" is my only favorite, and I saw the "piano" bell
9. Water heater advertisement: Bathing as you like
< p> 10 Air conditioner advertisement: a lifelong "sweat"11 Clothing store advertisement: Hats for people
12. A laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are not given up
< p> 13. Advertisement of a real estate company: 10,000 "rooms" are ready14. Cake advertisement: step-by-step "cake" L
15. Stomach medicine advertisement: "No" to "stomach"
16 Horse racing advertisement: Live and "ride" in
17 Irons advertisement: Hundreds of "clothes" and everything goes smoothly
18 , Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better
19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and good mother
21 Hat commercial: "Hat" governs stones Disease advertisements: "Stones" are small, small "stones"
22 Printer advertisements: the "key" to news
23 Paint advertisements: lustful
24 Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration fresh front
25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: Hemorrhoids without worrying
26 Garden apartment advertisement: Apartment and safety
27 Dancing machine Advertisement: Smell the machine "dance"
28. Seafood advertisement: take "fresh" one step
> 29 Dental clinic advertisement: "Quickly cure the population
30 gifts Shop advertisement: "Gift" of course
Couplet: The golden rooster makes a good roll, Ningren's faint jade world
The yellow dog brings good news, the splendor of the rooster
Golden rooster quotation The efficiency of the Ruiqin Zhizhi dog enriches the harvest of every family
The jade dog shows auspiciousness and shows great actions, the rooster is prosperous and spring is everywhere
The increase of the year of the rooster
is even more enjoyable Dragon China Chinese New Year the age of the dog next level gas station sky Fen the age of the dog
Flute rhyme clouds rooster sound chicken Yao Chi spread the good news
dog track plum blossoms auspicious snow flying earth Reporting the spring
The golden rooster on the bark, the shining Bordeaux plum blossom, the beautiful cock spring
The happy spring, the pupil, the loyal dog, the spring green willow
The country is rich and the people are strong. Reform bids farewell to the old spirit, the rooster sings and sings the sun.
The rooster crows and the bark of the tree rises, and the auspicious dog announces a good harvest
The rooster chases the sun and the moon
When the rooster crows, he often dances
Mo Gougou, who was born in the golden light of mountains and rivers, is always safe.
Chickens are convenient things for the family to celebrate the rooster, dogs are happy to welcome the victory
The year-old dog is getting rich, the chicken is dancing to celebrate the joy of single celebration
The dog is painted red Mei Zhen Wu Fu chicken returns to the one-year-old accommodation bamboo leaves... />Chicken question Cuizhu more than three dogs spring provides plum
Kyushu opens the spring scenery sun and moon; midnight bell Yang Jixiang ;
Snapshots were taken amidst the sound of firecrackers as people from all over the world sang in praise of the Year of the Dog.
More than three bamboo leaves, a rooster, the dog's understanding of the road is too narrow;
The five-blessed plum blossom dog describes the roc spreading its wings and hating the world.
/>Tengu floor spring; Artemia rich people laugh;,
The God of Wealth Station has a happy gate. The dog of prosperity and peace does not panic.
Pregnant dog at the door of the house, the dog keeps any complaints from the door;
Cent-deposited brush pen flowers. The horse galloped the difficult and long road without any hesitation.
Dogs love you in the poor family world, rich dogs harvest every family efficiently;
Rare in the world. The crowing of cocks is a flourishing spring everywhere.
The dog is painted with red plums and Zhenwu bran, the dog calls the rooster in spring and is shiny;
The chicken theme is green bamboo with more than three spring joys. Tongtong
The bark of the rooster is brilliant, the spring dog rides on the frost bridge to welcome the five blessings;
The dog lies in the spring scenery, the charming chicken climbs the snow stone, reports the joy. The house is for floor heating, the floor heating dog The same lies in front of me;
Primroses. Magpies climb the plum blossoms, and the magpies climb the plum blossoms and sing the Spring Festival
The dog looks at the new calyx of the Chinese portal; the dog often keeps vigil at home in Thailand,
The Yongchun people in the legal world of a country ruled by law are ungrateful and heaven cannot
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