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Who suggested the slogan "I am in charge of my classroom". It is necessary to reflect the new curriculum reform and to reflect that students are the main body of the classroom.

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People who don’t call money can’t read, can’t read, don’t call it anymore, they call it - dizzy

Those who are dissatisfied are called dissatisfied, and people who are dissatisfied call it - dissatisfied It’s called satisfaction

The so-called guy’s name is VIP

Opinion is not called giving advice, it’s called — making bricks

Support is not called support, it’s called —

Strong support of strong support, the so-called - crazy

Infidelity is called infidelity, it is called - affair

It is not called chasing girls, it is called - because

Eating is not called eating, it is called - pinch

Envy is not called envy, it is called - drooling

Dancing is not Dance, call - pop-up

Don't call something, call-thing

Don't call others to eat, please eat, call-dinner

Don't call when excited, call - High

Exceptionally excited is not called extremely excited, it is called - high

Having the ability is not called having the ability - material

Unfortunately, the so-called - decline

Is a woman a so-called single woman - a petty bourgeoisie?

A single man is called a single man, and his name is - Diamond King Lao Wu

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, they are called No barking, no barking - Xiaoqiang

Countless mosquito bites, countless mosquito bites, calling - New Mosquito Lianbo

Beautiful but not a nice name - eye-catching!

How ugly is not called ugly - called dinosaur

Online ugly men are called ugly - so-called frogs

Online experts are called masters - so-called prawns< /p>

Online low hand is not called low hand - the so-called rookie

DESC DESC - called to watch

I "don't call it "I": the so-called "double reverse"

It’s wrong not to call good call 8

Mold is not called death, 74

A kiss is called 771, a hug is called 881

I’m so angry - 7456

Like is not called liking___so-called porridge

I wish you happiness is not called wishing you happiness... so-called Pig, you are happy

Don't bark and be called 94

Ah bark and bark 42

Don't be called "-Be called" means

Even if I

kicked your ass: PP

FT, FT: faintly kicked what you mentioned, passed out on

Unity. : Synonyms for painting walls and sweeping floors.

XXXX: After the verb, such as meal

PP. : Photos, like the Internet, but it is said that playing PP is to kick your ass

Kick your ass and spank you

BT: Pervert compared to water and cloud in others. The forum is a place where BT units are troubled, he (she, it) /> SL: The characteristics of the cloud, the wolf is also MM

GF: Girlfriend, Girlfriend

TNND: Swear word, use it with special caution

JJWW: Talking like a snarky person

SJB: Crazy

PMP : Flattery

MPJ: Flatterer

Kick: Flat

Slap

KH: Sunflower head coach Sunflower Book of Clouds one head coach It has been cultivated and sublimated, and everyone will not call it KH by its name.

KHBD Sunflower Collection PXJF: Evil-proof swordsmanship originates from KHBD

SP KH-specific sword: support, support

Micro: modal particle KH-specific

Huhuzhu: sleeping

Porridge: like

Jam: flattering

BXCM: Bingxue is smart... /> LOL : Laugh out loud

KFC: Kxxx FXXX CXX, someone has a grudge against him

PK: Players killing, hacking, and attacking KFC can also be understood as the first batch?

By the way BTW: By the way,

PS: By the way, Photoshop (computer graphics software) means two things

CU: See Goodbye, you

BB: Baby, lover, child

Byebye, see you for details, go to Zhaogong Tunnel: Yes

Jiang Zi’s: This

Jenna: Ate

Pianpian: Photos

Boss, Banzhu: moderator, forum group management, Shuiban store, their waiters

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Buckets, kelpies, narcissus, water kings, jellyfish maniacs, jellyfish, especially the version of women sailors blue

Diver players who like to watch others irrigate, irrigate

Crazy: intolerance to stimulation and behavioral disorders

THX 3X: Thank you, thank you

Sigh: Alas

Cool: Cool

Afternoon: Forum private message

Postcode: Shut up

DL: Download Download

PUB: Network scan to FTP upload and For the time being, the download function also refers to the file sharing line

BRB: Become a right back, right back

TTYL: Let’s talk later, goodbye, let’s talk next

BBL: pubftp will come back after coming back

Baozi: A person who looks ugly or stupid says his buns

5. ① Why return after raising before? (Hainan Yangshengtang Turtle Pills)

②Nothing lasts forever, only what you once had. (Indicating Fiyta)

③Being successful beyond oneself. (Anta sneakers)

④The milk is fragrant and silky.

(Dove chocolate)

⑥ 20 this year, 18 next year (detergent)

The "copy" of Inamon in 6.1 Hotel:

In front of the repair shop: Repair the tire with "red" gas

3. Door of the retail store: "Other" sales

In front of the furniture store: Home" Club"

5. The entrance of the decoration store: "Juan"

6. Lost and found advertisement: "Inspiration" for lost and found items

7. The entrance of the installation company: "Press "Installation

9. Hotel door: "Together" meal

10 Fruit shop door: "Bo" radish

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken once

12. Hardware store sign: "skewer" block

13. Sporting goods store sign: "Blue" ball

14. The entrance of the fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15. The sign of the farmer's market: "Fan" eggplant

16. The parking sign: "ding" car toll

The slogan of the 17 crackdown: a strict "calendar" battle

18 A banner at an airport:

This year's "green" 19, a traffic slogan: Overloaded The harm of "danger" is unlimited

20. The menu of a cafeteria: Fish "Garden"

Intentional mistake (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drugs Advertisement: "Cough" shouldn't be

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Joy of riding

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe and sound

5. Mosquito repellent advertising: Silence is delayed by "small"

Scotch tape advertising:

7. Is there any spare "," Internet cafe advertising: A "net" of deep love

8. Piano advertisement: "Piano" is my only favorite, and I saw the "piano" bell

9. Water heater advertisement: Bathing as you like

< p> 10 Air conditioner advertisement: a lifelong "sweat"

11 Clothing store advertisement: Hats for people

12. A laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are not given up

< p> 13. Advertisement of a real estate company: 10,000 "rooms" are ready

14. Cake advertisement: step-by-step "cake" L

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: "No" to "stomach"

16 Horse racing advertisement: Live and "ride" in

17 Irons advertisement: Hundreds of "clothes" and everything goes smoothly

18 , Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and good mother

21 Hat commercial: "Hat" governs stones Disease advertisements: "Stones" are small, small "stones"

22 Printer advertisements: the "key" to news

23 Paint advertisements: lustful

24 Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration fresh front

25. Hemorrhoid medicine advertisement: Hemorrhoids without worrying

26 Garden apartment advertisement: Apartment and safety

27 Dancing machine Advertisement: Smell the machine "dance"

28. Seafood advertisement: take "fresh" one step

> 29 Dental clinic advertisement: "Quickly cure the population

30 gifts Shop advertisement: "Gift" of course

Couplet: The golden rooster makes a good roll, Ningren's faint jade world

The yellow dog brings good news, the splendor of the rooster

Golden rooster quotation The efficiency of the Ruiqin Zhizhi dog enriches the harvest of every family

The jade dog shows auspiciousness and shows great actions, the rooster is prosperous and spring is everywhere

The increase of the year of the rooster

is even more enjoyable Dragon China Chinese New Year the age of the dog next level gas station sky Fen the age of the dog

Flute rhyme clouds rooster sound chicken Yao Chi spread the good news

dog track plum blossoms auspicious snow flying earth Reporting the spring

The golden rooster on the bark, the shining Bordeaux plum blossom, the beautiful cock spring

The happy spring, the pupil, the loyal dog, the spring green willow

The country is rich and the people are strong. Reform bids farewell to the old spirit, the rooster sings and sings the sun.

The rooster crows and the bark of the tree rises, and the auspicious dog announces a good harvest

The rooster chases the sun and the moon

When the rooster crows, he often dances

Mo Gougou, who was born in the golden light of mountains and rivers, is always safe.

Chickens are convenient things for the family to celebrate the rooster, dogs are happy to welcome the victory

The year-old dog is getting rich, the chicken is dancing to celebrate the joy of single celebration

The dog is painted red Mei Zhen Wu Fu chicken returns to the one-year-old accommodation bamboo leaves... />Chicken question Cuizhu more than three dogs spring provides plum

Kyushu opens the spring scenery sun and moon; midnight bell Yang Jixiang ;

Snapshots were taken amidst the sound of firecrackers as people from all over the world sang in praise of the Year of the Dog.

More than three bamboo leaves, a rooster, the dog's understanding of the road is too narrow;

The five-blessed plum blossom dog describes the roc spreading its wings and hating the world.

/>Tengu floor spring; Artemia rich people laugh;,

The God of Wealth Station has a happy gate. The dog of prosperity and peace does not panic.

Pregnant dog at the door of the house, the dog keeps any complaints from the door;

Cent-deposited brush pen flowers. The horse galloped the difficult and long road without any hesitation.

Dogs love you in the poor family world, rich dogs harvest every family efficiently;

Rare in the world. The crowing of cocks is a flourishing spring everywhere.

The dog is painted with red plums and Zhenwu bran, the dog calls the rooster in spring and is shiny;

The chicken theme is green bamboo with more than three spring joys. Tongtong

The bark of the rooster is brilliant, the spring dog rides on the frost bridge to welcome the five blessings;

The dog lies in the spring scenery, the charming chicken climbs the snow stone, reports the joy. The house is for floor heating, the floor heating dog The same lies in front of me;

Primroses. Magpies climb the plum blossoms, and the magpies climb the plum blossoms and sing the Spring Festival

The dog looks at the new calyx of the Chinese portal; the dog often keeps vigil at home in Thailand,

The Yongchun people in the legal world of a country ruled by law are ungrateful and heaven cannot

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