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Do you know any slang in the used car industry?

From the courtyard: this is not slang, but it has a deep hidden meaning. This is a common saying in the second-hand car market in Hu Axiang, and it may appear in other places. This is generally the case. For example, a small white wants to buy a good car, but he can't identify a used car. As a result, he found a merchant or another appraiser who is also a flower town through a friend of a friend's friend's friend. Then they went to the used car market together. After selecting the vehicle source, the appraisal work will begin immediately. Smart car dealers, if it seems that they are two people. I will definitely ask about your relationship by innuendo in small talk. Why do you ask?

Because in case of a peer performance, the car dealer has to leave money for tea. If you don't have enough eyesight and leave no room, you don't know the rules of Jianghu. After doing such a thing, the reputation will not be too good. As soon as the news spread, no scalper was willing to take customers to him. For example, when a car dealer sees two people coming, he will inevitably ask these questions in a ramble. Did you buy it or did he buy it? -Determine who the buyer is! Once the buyer is confirmed, I will immediately ask another person what is the relationship with the buyer. Are you two friends? Did you get together? -Find out first. Most car owners will say they are friends. Then, the car dealer will ask another person walking with the buyer, "Are you from the hospital?" As long as this person answers yes, or nods, or does not deny it. The car dealer's original minimum price of 80 thousand pounds is now at least 82 thousand pounds. Leave at least two thousand hard money for others to see. This is the guild regulations. Or if the buyer really haggles hard, there should be at least one thousand left. This is actually the price of conscience. After all, no one wants to contribute to something unprofitable and unprofitable. It's just that some people in the market have both buyers and sellers, which is disgusting.