lt;Story in Journey to the Westgt;

Making havoc in the Heavenly Palace

Let’s talk about the Monkey King causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace. Guanyin Bodhisattva recommended Erlang Zhenjun to subdue the demons and led the heavenly soldiers and generals to fight in the Huaguo Mountain. During the fight, the Great Sage suddenly saw the monster monkeys in the camp dispersed in fright. He felt panicked and ran away. The generals in the sky panicked and looked for each other in front and back and disappeared. They all shouted: "Leave this monkey spirit! Let's leave this monkey." "Energy!"

God Erlang opened his eyes wide and saw that in the bustling place in the lower world, the great sage turned into an old man, pushing a tricycle, shaking his head, and selling barbecue on the street. sweet potato. Erlang sneered in his heart and was about to issue a bid to beat him when he suddenly saw a group of urban management officers holding hammers, scissors and sticks, shouting and shouting, and smashed the tricycle to pieces without any explanation. The great sage was startled, thinking that the heavenly soldiers were coming. He quickly turned the corner and transformed into a young lady. She painted her eyebrows and walked there in a graceful and graceful manner. However, Erlang saw him clearly and wanted to issue a bid for the second time. However, several police officers came to meet him. They grabbed the great sage in front of him and said, "It must be a pheasant. Come with me and go to the station!" The great sage was flustered. He hurriedly said: "I'm not a pheasant, I'm still a virgin!" The policeman laughed wildly and said: "What's wrong with virgins? Are virgins not allowed to be prostitutes?" He shook the handcuffs and wanted to take her away. Seeing the discord, the great sage hurriedly twisted his waist and flew away. When he saw a valley in front of him, he rolled down the cliff. He lay there and changed again. He turned into a primary school. His mouth was wide open like a school gate, and his teeth turned into white. The door leaf and eyes become window lattice, shake a few monkey lice

come down and become a student babbling and studying. Only the tail was difficult to clean up. It was erected at the back and turned into a flagpole, hanging a big slogan: "A century-old plan, education is the basis; compulsory education, free admission." Erlang was robbed of the first move twice, and he was feeling depressed. This slogan made me laugh and say, "It's the Hozen! He's coaxing me again today. Who knows that China claims to have compulsory education, but where is it free? I've seen schools with tens of millions of dollars, and I've never seen one that doesn't use students as money trees. "Yeah, watch me kill this monkey!" The great sage was frightened, jumped up, and disappeared in the air.

The true king could not see the trace of the great sage, so he hurriedly jumped into the clouds and rose in the air. Seeing King Li Tianwang standing in the clouds with his telescope held high, he laughed and said: "Zhenjun, go quickly! Go quickly! The monkey used a stealth method, walked out of the camp and headed for your Guanjiang estuary." Erlang heard that he was busy. Return to the river mouth to catch up.

But it was said that a general meeting was being held at Guanjiangkou, and the Great Sage suddenly transformed into a XX representative, wandering around the venue, pointing here and there, and making enthusiastic speeches. Just when he thought he had a trick, he was unexpectedly seen through by the True Lord: "Representative XX has always been a clay idol. When did a living figure appear?" He held up a three-pointed two-edged magic sword and slashed in the face. The monkey king hurriedly dodged and faced the golden cudgel. The two of them were shouting and making trouble, and walked out of the meeting place, half foggy and half cloudy, walking and fighting.

In mid-air, Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the Heavenly Court Women's Federation, and Taishang Laojun, director of alchemy, were watching the battle. The Bodhisattva said to Laojun: "Brother Laojun, what do you think of the Erlang God that the poor monk mentioned? If he has magical powers, he has been surrounded by the great sage, but he has not been able to capture him. Now I will help him and capture the monkey's head." Laojun said: "Sister Guanyin?

What weapon will you use to help him?" Guanyin turned around and called his mount: "Let me hit him with my BMW." Laojun said: "Your BMW is very expensive. If it hits him

It will be inconvenient if it breaks. "Guanyin said: "It's public money anyway, so if it hits, just hit it." Laojun said again: "It will be very troublesome to repair, so let's do it.

Let me help him." Guanyin said, "If it breaks down, I don't want it. I'm just trying to get a Cadillac to attract customers." While he was chatting, someone turned around behind him.

Xian'e is the famous Professor Zhang Weiying. She presented a treasure to Laojun and murmured something, "We can't let everyone come to heaven... I still don't

Think I was wrong..." turned around and left. When Lao Jun looked at it carefully, he saw that the treasure was a "Heavenly Population Access System", and he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "As soon as this thing came out, the whole Chinese people trembled. It can be used to deal with monkeys in the mountains and villages. Let me throw him down and hit him. Sister Guanyin, the credit for this trip must be given to me.

" Guanyin said coquettishly, "I hate it, I won't play with you anymore.

"Lao Jun said with a salivating smile: "Girl, don't be angry, if this attack is successful, I will definitely make the final decision on this battle

Melody movie, girl as the protagonist, played by my daughter Chou Nv Chou, all theaters How about being released at the same time? "Then Guanyin turned back to be angry and rejoiced.

I saw Laojun knocking the magic weapon down from the Tianmen, and hit the monkey king's head hard, knocking the great sage to the ground. All the heavenly police officers rushed forward and tied the great sage tightly. He could no longer change. One of the police officers said angrily: "This guy has caused us a lot of suffering. Today we will pay him back." stop! Rao

You Sun Wukong, I will turn you into Sun Zhigang today! "Just as he was about to come up with the method, another police officer shouted: "Wait a minute, we are waiting for the old method to become stale.

Nowadays, fashion is in line with international standards. The US military in Iraq uses various methods to torture prisoners. Why not learn a thing or two and be a newbie today? "When all the police officers heard this, they all said that it was wonderful, and then they took the great sage to the demon-slaying platform, electric shocks, fires, and chops with knives and axes, but they could not hurt the great sage at all.

Jade When the emperor saw this, he couldn't help but hesitate: "This guy, this guy, this guy...how to deal with it? "Lao Jun said: "How about taking it with Lao Jun and putting it in the Bagua furnace to refine my elixir? "The Jade Emperor was overjoyed when he heard this, and gave the Great Sage to Lao Jun for training. Little did he know that the Great Sage had great supernatural powers. He plucked out a vellus hair, turned it into a dollar bill, and bribed the fire-fanning boy. After learning that There was wind and fire under Xun, so he went to escape without being seriously injured.

On the 77th and 49th day, Laojun opened the furnace to get the elixir, but he saw the great sage flying out and using the golden cudgel. Killing all around, the Nine Stars in the Heavenly Palace were shut up.

The Four Heavenly Kings arrived in front of the Tongming Hall. The Jade Emperor was shocked when he saw this and hurriedly shouted: "Quickly, close the door." , release the police! "It turned out that the police assisting men were ten times more ferocious than the regular police. They were all rushing to the front, roaring enthusiastically, surrounding the Monkey King in Gaixin, and they were about to capture him.

The Jade Emperor was rejoicing when he suddenly saw that all the policemen had gone to pieces. It turned out that this generation was greedy and only had gold and silver in their eyes. The great sage’s golden chain armor was roasted in the furnace

The armor was obtained The ring came loose and was torn apart by the policemen. In an instant, everyone had a piece of gold in their mouths, and they ran back to the backyard to bury it and put it away.

When they had no choice, they suddenly saw the Tathagata from the West coming to help. The Tathagata said: "I have a magic weapon. If you can fly out of my jurisdiction, I will let you become the Jade Emperor. If you can't fly out, how about surrendering?" ? "After saying that, he took out the magic weapon from his arms. When Wukong looked at it carefully, he found it was a small book with three big characters: Temporary Residence Certificate. Then he smiled and said: "What's the use of a small book? Yes, I’ll go! "He flew out with a somersault and landed on the border of Beijing. As soon as he landed, he saw several policemen coming: "Who are you talking about?" Take out your temporary residence permit and take a look! "Wukong was startled, twisted his waist, and somersaulted to Guangzhou. As he was watching, he suddenly saw a group of joint defensemen rushing towards him: "This guy doesn't seem to have a temporary residence permit, catch him quickly! "The great sage tried to take down the great sage with all his hands and feet. The great sage hurriedly separated his hands and flew up again. He couldn't tell the direction in his eagerness, but he flew back to the Tathagata. The Tathagata smiled and said: "My How is it, baby? "Da

Shengdao: "It doesn't count! It doesn’t count! I heard that there is a country in the west that does not have a temporary residence permit. Wait until I come!" Just as he was about to jump out, the Tathagata turned his hand over and turned the temporary residence permit

into a Five Elements Mountain, firmly pressing the Great Sage down. .

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed when he saw that he had captured the Great Sage, so he invited Tathagata and other meritorious ministers to prepare a dinner of mahjong and escorts with stolen money, and held a grand ceremony.

While we were having fun, an old lady from the Wuxingshan Neighborhood Committee came to report: "The great sage stuck out his head and said that he wanted to go out to attend the job fair, submit his resume and business card, and find a job. Position, in order to make a comeback! Tathagata said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." "Only a post was taken out from his sleeve, with six gold characters on it: "This person has a rural household registration. "Hand it to your subordinates and let it stick to the top of the Five Elements Mountain.

He also borrowed another five hundred years from heaven to make sure that the post was firmly attached to the top and would not fall off. The mountain immediately took root and closed and the Great Sage could no longer climb out. Turn over.