Single New Year Crosstalk

Single New Year Crosstalk - "Blowing the Sky"

Happy New Year everyone, Happy New Year, I wish you all your wishes come true in the Year of the Dog and all the best.

Let me introduce myself first. My surname is Chui and my given name is Chui Potian. You may hear how great my name is. Who would dare to call me this name? (Pointing to the audience) Then What are you talking about? Look at me like this! I'm old now, and I don't look good. I have white hair on top of my head, a folded face, and dark, dull eyes. When I was a child, I looked really good: my eyes were like the bright moon, my eyebrows were thick and curved, my face was white and rosy, I had a fat face, my nose was straight and my mouth was as square as a picture, my fat head and big ears were so beautiful. Sima Guang smashed the steel at the age of seven, and I could smash the steel at the age of three; Cao Zhi composed a poem in seven steps, and I could write a poem in five steps at that time. I would say grown-up words that would surprise people, and I would say childish and ridiculous things that would make people spit out their noses. When I was five years old, my parents took me to a theater, and I could understand the singing, dialogue, actions, and... Write down all the bronze drums and so on. Let's put it this way, my mind is like a video recorder, recording all the sounds and images, and then I can sing it all accurately. At that time, the expert's comprehensive evaluation comment for me was: There is no one before, and there will be no successor. who. There is only one person in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad.

Unexpectedly, the good times would not last long. Due to social movements when I was seven years old, my family’s status in society underwent earth-shaking changes and plummeted. From then on, I returned to my hometown in the countryside with my mother.

When I got to my hometown, I would sing if I felt unhappy. I would sing whatever songs or operas I heard. I would sing them over and over until I was eighteen, nineteen, twenty-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight years old. Hard work paid off, and I sang a unique style of singing called blowing tune. This blowing tune is more beautiful than any other opera type. It is really as soft as cotton, as strong as steel, dry as dry, soup as soup, smelly or not, fragrant or not. It sounds so good that I can't find any noun that can express it in the sea of ??words.

My blowing style does not require a band, unlike other operas that require a band with a large number of people. How much manpower and material resources are wasted. (He lowers his head and whispers) I don’t understand music either, so why do I need a band? You also have to dance and make movements. (whispering) I can’t move either. There also has to be a stage for the scenery. (whispering) I was paralyzed with fear as soon as I got on stage. Why do you need a platform?

I can sing anytime, anywhere, and I can do any job while singing. Not only can it work, but it can also increase work efficiency three to five times.

Now in most places across the country, men, women, old and young, can sing a few pieces of blowing tune. It sounds good, is convenient to sing and increases work efficiency. Every place where my blowing tune is sung, they all praise it with unison. : The blowjob is very tricky. Everyone knows that eating hair means "good". It's very good to eat hair.

(Facing the audience) What did that person say? Ask me to sing a section. Okay, I will explain the following before I sing. The blowing tune can be sung using the singing tunes and lyrics of Mingyan in various dramas. I am now Let's sing "Three Shots of Cannon Outside the Gate" by Teacher Ma Jinfeng of Henan Opera. The difference between it and Teacher Ma's singing is the blowing tune. It's not that I don't know the tune. "Three cannon blasts outside the door, like thunder... What do you think? Everyone in the audience who is listening sat still. If they want to applaud, they can applaud. If they don't want to applaud, don't applaud. I'm not like other actors who have to ask for it. Applause. Everyone in the audience who heard that my playing was not good stood up and faced back for three minutes to show their disapproval. Thank you. No one faced back. They all agreed. They all thought my playing was good. ) Thank you for your support.

One time I went on a long journey and ran out of money. A hundred-yuan ticket.

There was a man who was about to die, and all the major hospitals didn’t treat him well. After singing a tune, he got up, ate two bowls of rice, and went to work.

There was a man who had been dead for three days and was going to the cremation ground. He asked me to sing and he came back to life.

If there is a drought, I can make it rain. I can make the sky clear, and if I can't find a partner, I can find one just by singing. Generally speaking, as long as I sing and play a tune, everything in the world will go wrong and everything will be impossible.

Once, when a satellite was launched, five seconds after the rocket took off, the rocket was tilted and the direction was wrong. I immediately jumped on it singing a tune, grabbed the rocket and moved it, correcting the direction. I followed the rocket up. After the rocket divorced the satellite, No, no, they are not called divorce. After the separation, I sent the satellite to the predetermined orbit. I breathed a sigh of relief. Then I looked up at the sky. It was not good. A huge comet was about to collide with Mars. The relationship between our Earth and Mars is one of indifference and indifference. I had to save Mars right away. I sang and jumped in front of the comet and made a "stop" gesture. The comet stopped with a "clack". After landing, I gave Mars a "pass" sign. Mars "squeaked" past, and gave the comet a pass sign. Then the comet began to move, avoiding the disaster of planet collision, and the earth could be normal. Only then can I go home with confidence.

Shortly after returning home, I received a notice from my superiors, asking me to go to the United Nations to receive an award for my contribution to saving Mars. What did that person say? Hurry up and buy a plane ticket to go to the United Nations? Have you forgotten, I can play, no, no, I can play the tune. As soon as I played, I arrived at the United Nations. When I saw the scene, it was really grand. I had never seen it before. , it was exactly what Song Dandan said, with crowds of people, colorful flags waving, gongs and drums roaring, firecrackers blasting, the military band played military music, the folk band played folk music, ancient bands, modern bands, Western bands, north and south upper and lower middle schools, pipes Flute, flute, sheng, etc., etc., etc., all the major bands are playing together. It sounds wonderful and enjoyable, needless to say. Just like rice, millet, sorghum rice, white flour, black flour, cornmeal, adzuki beans, mung beans, large soybeans, sweet potatoes, potatoes, carrots, cabbage, celery, kohlrabi, green onions, garlic, large peppers, carp, crucian carp, yellow croaker, Pork, beef, sheep, Sichuan peppercorns, pepper, and fennel are mixed together to make porridge. When you drink it, you can taste everything, but you can't taste anything. A big red slogan with a character as tall as a person said: Thank you Chui Potian for saving Mars. As soon as I arrived, these people surrounded me with a cry of "ah". The area was three floors inside and three floors outside. It was weatherproof. Some people gave me flowers, and I said OK. Some people asked me to sign, and I also After saying OK, everyone shouted "Welcome to Chui Po Tian" when they saw me arriving. At this time, twenty welcome cannons were fired. Someone led me into the conference room. The conference room was full of people. I heard , some people said to give me the Mars Award, some people said to give me the Comet Award, but I declined. You think, if you want to give me the Planet Award, there is no room for it in our hospital. I don’t want it. Someone took me to the podium. There was a white-haired old man holding a gold cup. He came to the podium with strong steps. He solemnly handed the gold cup to me, held my hand and said kindly, "You are very capable." Work well, work hard, carry it forward, make it prosperous, and have people who will succeed you. I say: "You must work hard." At this time, the East Team played the Chinese national anthem and raised the Chinese flag. I stood on the podium, excited and happy, so I didn’t need to mention it, and I was asked to make a short speech. I can't embarrass the Chinese people. I have to show my nose in the sea of ????people from all over the world in the United Nations. What did that person say? Do I know foreign languages? I am now in my fifties. How can I not know any foreign languages? I am so old. I have put all the foreign languages ??I have learned into use. Puqifengkakamalafeikai, Oukai, Oukai, Gudubai. (A strong wave of his hand) Bago Yalu, Missi Missi, dead, dead, (a strong wave of his hand) Finally, I was appointed as the planet’s traffic policeman. From then on, I rushed between the planets day by day to avoid Planets collide.

Now let me tell you some good news. In order to carry forward the practice of blowing and create successors to it, I have held training courses in major cities. What the person said: I am busy with work and have no time. It doesn’t matter. You work from Monday to Friday of the week, and rest on Saturday and Sunday. These three days are the birthdays of the freshmen. I use the freshmen's birthdays to start the class. You work from the first to the fourth quarter of each year, and the fifth quarter is for the freshmen. Season, classes are held every day this season. Why are you so tired? It doesn’t matter. In the fifth quarter, I started classes when I was a freshman. That’s twenty-four hours a day. I started classes during the eight hours from 25:00 to 32:00. What did that person say? ?There is no new birthday, season, or time, haha, have you forgotten, I can blow, and all these new things will come out as soon as I blow.

The semester is one year, and the tuition is 25,000. I will be able to reach my level in one year. For the convenience of everyone, I have set up a registration point at the door. The registration fee is 250 yuan. What? If it doesn’t sound good, then it’s 260 yuan. If you want to learn how to play the tune, it’s not less than the 10 yuan or 8 yuan. For the sake of good luck, you will suffer a little loss, and it won’t matter if I give you a little discount. Don’t miss this opportunity, and you will never come back if you lose it. The number of people is limited. If you go late, there will be no places. Go quickly.

You see, I have just chatted with you. I have to go to the sky quickly to see how the planets are operating to avoid collisions. I have a heavy responsibility and cannot stay long. Farewell, farewell. Solo New Year's Crosstalk - "Telling Jokes"

I am telling jokes. I will give you a big report, okay? No one is more knowledgeable than me. If I give a report, you must refund the ticket. When it comes to my knowledge, even a little knowledge is not enough, not even a drop in the bucket! When it comes to knowledge, I don’t have much knowledge. I say that I am illiterate, which is a shame. It is not much better than being illiterate. The word is big. He can recognize two cars, he can recognize a cross, so-so.

Nowadays, there are so many people who can read, and almost all of them have a newspaper to read. In the past, there were too few people who could read. If there was one who could read, he was a "sage". It's like putting a notice on the side of the road and having many people gathered around to read it. All the people reading it can read, right? No. What can he read if he can't read? He means to let others read him, so that others can read him so that they can understand clearly. This is the pain of not knowing how to read. By chance, someone read it out, and it was not in vain for him to see it; if he went up to this literate person, he was afraid that he would read it wrong and make people laugh. He knew in his heart that he did not dare to read it out, and the illiterate person would sweat just looking at it! < /p>

Said this man is mumbling! Don’t ask him. Why? Don’t look at his mumbling, he may not be able to read. How do I know? Two years before liberation, there was a notice posted at the official bank. There was a man who kept muttering, but he couldn't read. How could he mumble if he couldn't read? He bought a sesame seed cake and spread it all over the floor. Eat sesame seed cakes, he kept muttering in his mouth! He was chewing sesame seed cakes, he was chewing sesame seed cakes, and he pretended to be cool. Here, take a bite of the sesame cake;

“Ho, ho, yes, no matter what!”

“No hesitation” means there are a lot of ingredients, and there is a lot of sesame paste in it!

“It’s amazing!” I took another bite. What’s wrong with the word “amazing”? The biscuits are small, “amazing”!

There was a guy standing next to me who didn’t know how to be a man. , ask around. Whether it’s asking other people or just asking about the sesame seed cake eaters, what? He muttered!

“Well, that’s great, okay, haha...”

"What?" This person asked urgently

He couldn't read, so how could he say it? He stretched out his hand!

"What are you writing? Where?”

“Shaobing, do you want to eat it?”

“Ouch! I’m talking about the one above. "

"There is a layer of sesame on top. "

"I said the black one. "

"The black one is hotter and burnt!"

"I said the one with the red circle!"

"Yes. You can buy the ones with red circles, they are filled with red bean paste. "

The two of them have been carrying the bar for a long time, and the donkey's lips are not in line with the horse's mouth!

They say there are such people, what kind of people are they? They are sloppy in literacy. He can't read this word. He pronounces whatever it looks like! There is often this kind of thing on the street: he pronounces "sugar fried chestnut", "Tang fried" "ticket", "Wu" gate in Beijing, "Niu" gate, and "Jiang" in hospital. "The courtyard... is still a common thing.

I have seen such a real thing. What is it? This was before the July 7th Incident. I turned a corner on the old iron bridge of Guanyinhao. There are ten neon lights there - when I tell them, all the old residents in Tianjin will remember them. The neon lights are from the Buddhist Association and they are very bright at night. What is that line? "Namo the Great Merciful and the Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva." "There was a gentleman walking there that day, and he happened to catch me passing by on my way to the garden. He stood there and recited loudly: "Oh, Nawu the Great Merciful and the Great Compassionate Guanyin compensates for the property. "Bodhisattva" he said "compensate for property", whose property does Guanshiyin compensate for? This is true!

There is another stall. There is a five-pailou in Beijing, which is the five-pailou on Qianmen Street. In my case When I was eighteen years old, there was a closed hotel on the east side of the road south of Wupailou. A note was posted on the door. No one came to stop his business after posting this note for several years. What should he write? Ordinarily he should write : "This shop is empty. Furniture Auction. "The word "shoot" is not the word "handle" and the word "white", right? This gentleman wrote the word "vertical heart" and the word "white": "This shop is empty." The furniture is afraid of selling. "——Don't sell if you're afraid of selling!

There are also letters. I can't write this word. When I ask someone, I can't understand clearly. Something is wrong! The old lady called him The son wrote a letter to his natal brother, and the person who co-wrote the letter was the uncle who wrote the letter. His uncle went to Shanghai.

His uncle loved to eat eggplants in autumn, but he got sick whenever he ate eggplants. The sister cared about her brother and asked her son to write a letter to his uncle that night. This student was so careless that he only wrote a few words in Bao Dui: "Uncle, don't eat autumn eggplants, for fear they will make you dazzled." He forgot how to write the word "eggplant" for eggplant! When he asked the neighbors, what was the meaning of "eggplant" in the courtyard? There was a second uncle who fell asleep.

"Second uncle!"

Wake up the second uncle!

"What's the matter? Just get up."

" Don't get up. I'm writing a letter. How do you write the word 'qie' for eggplant? Tell me."

"You can't write the word 'qie'? The prefix is ??'草'." "Jia'"

This "jia" is the addition of addition and subtraction. He wrote a "home" where he lives and forgot the word "eye"!

"Second uncle, how do you write the word eye?"

"Beside the word 'mu', there is a dry word 'gen'. "

Next to the word "eye" is the "eye" of the eye. He wrote the "wood" of metal, wood, water, fire and earth, so he didn't mean eye! His uncle continued this letter, and he didn't know what it was. What's going on: "Uncle, don't eat Qiu Mengzi, lest it develop roots. "Don't eat autumn, what is it? There is no such word! What roots are there?... It's inexplicable.

There is a thing in our neighborhood, reading memorial inscriptions to others is a waste. In the old society, haha ! The people who recited the memorial text were quite dignified. The sons of my family were filial sons and wives—that is, the elders and grandmothers of my family knelt down on the ground in mourning clothes. While relatives and friends were standing around, this gentleman held the memorial text and recited it loudly. The neighbor originally didn't know the Chinese character Er Sheng, but he insisted on pretending to be like him. Who was offering sacrifices in the memorial text? It was the filial son and filial wife couple. He read the words "filial son" and "filial son". It's quite clear. My son's surname is Pan, and his name is Liangxian - Pan Liangxian. He finished reading the word "filial son", but he couldn't pronounce any of the three characters correctly! "Filial son, do somersaults!"

He read. When it was over, my son heard this: "What's the matter, somersaults? What kind of etiquette is this? Why do you ask me to do somersaults?"

He didn't move. The waiter came over. The waiter followed the master's instructions and patted my son. Shoulder "Uncle, please do it. Didn't Mr. ask you to do it? Do it!"

The master of this business knelt down and muttered to the waiter:

"I haven't practiced before. !"

"It doesn't matter if you haven't practiced before. The teacher asked you to turn. I will hold your waist and you turn. "

He hugged his waist. My son is in his thirties and is really smart. My son turned somersault and knelt down there! He continued to read: "A filial wife", a filial wife is My eldest grandma! In the old society, women didn’t write their names. What’s your maiden name?

As soon as he thought, "A filial son does somersaults", he finished it!

"A filial wife, Ye Shi."

My eldest grandma knelt here and listened: "Yes? Do I do somersaults too?"

The waiter can't come over, the old lady is here:

"Grandma, do you do somersaults? No, uncle has already done somersaults, you can do it too." Turn! Come here, I will hold your waist. "

This grandma is in trouble, she is six months pregnant! You say you should do somersaults, but you are afraid of miscarriage; don't do somersaults, and you are afraid of being rude! There is no other way. Turn over! The old lady didn't dare to hug her hard, so the lady knelt on the ground and raised one leg, and discussed with her husband: "Sir, I can't do somersaults, so let's do this, I can crawl on a scorpion!" New Year's Eve alone! Crosstalk - "The Legend of the White Snake"

"The Legend of the White Snake" is a mythical story describing the free love of young men and women. The content is very touching.

In Hangzhou, there was a scholar named Xu Xian. One day when he was visiting the West Lake, it happened to rain. At this time, two older girls - Bai Niangzi and Xiao Qing - came to ask him to borrow an umbrella. Hey, we made friends from here on. After going back and forth, the two of them fell in love, and later they got married and became husband and wife. Look how nice it is.

Why don’t some young men now take an umbrella and take a stroll on the edge of the lake in the park when it rains? What were you doing? Then... you were holding back and waiting for Lady Bai!

Actually, the matchmaker between Lady White and Xu Xian was not Umbrella, but Xiao Qing! How could it be obvious that Xiao Qing was the matchmaker? Where? I have proof.

You see, among the wines sold in the market now, there is a kind of wine called "green plum wine". Hey, it can illustrate this problem, what? "Green plum wine", green plum wine, green plum wine - Xiaoqing can be a matchmaker for a long time! < /p>

The comrade said: What if the "matchmaker" is the matchmaker? Then you drink "red rose"! Why? Red roses - the matchmaker is so valuable!

Hey!

Originally, Xu Xian and Bai Niangzi had a good relationship and lived a happy life. But someone is sabotaging it here. Who is it? Fahai! Fahai is a monk at Jinshan Temple. When Xu Xian went to burn incense at Jinshan Temple, he was stopped by him, saying that Xu Xian had a demonic face and that there were goblins in his home. Xu Xian didn't believe it, so he asked Xu Xian to give the lady some realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May. As a result, the white lady revealed her true form and turned into a big white python, which scared Xu Xian to death.

After White Snake woke up, she saw: It’s broken! She quickly went to Kunlun Mountain to steal Ganoderma lucidum grass and revived Xu Xian again. However, the relationship between the couple has become cold since then. Xu Xian always avoided White Snake and always suspected that she was a goblin.

What should we do? Later, White Snake came up with an idea. One day, Mrs. Bai accompanied Xu Xian to the back garden for a walk. When they came to a piece of grass, Mrs. Bai said: "Mr. Xu, on the Dragon Boat Festival in May, you saw a big white python, and you doubted whether it was your wife." I'm a fairy, okay, come and see."

As he spoke, he took out a white handkerchief from his sleeve, threw it on the grass, and said:

"Change!"

Oh! At that time, there was a big white python coiled up on the grass. It was more than eight feet long, as thick as a bucket, with eyes like copper bells, a bloody mouth, and a core more than three feet long. Running around! Xu Xian was frightened. The white lady smiled and said:

"Xu Lang, don't be afraid!"

With a move of her hand, she said:

"Let's go!"

Look again, there is no trace of this big white python on the grass. I saw a handkerchief falling from the air. Lady White caught it with her hand and stuffed it into her sleeve.

"Xu Lang, please understand this time. My wife was just teasing you that day."

After Xu Xian read it, his suspicions were gone. At that time, he said something that made the white lady laugh.

"Well, this time I understand, you are not a goblin, you are a magician!" Phew! Single New Year's Crosstalk - "Chinese Characters"

Chinese characters are difficult Learn, some words have two sounds in one word. One sound, but many words. Read all in one sound. For example, the number one is the first number, there are many words that are all pronounced as one, like the clothes of clothes, emergency medical treatment, the capital one, the bow of bow, the reliance of not giving up, how many ones do you think there are?

One sound has one word, and the second one cannot be written. Are there such words? Yes, not many. Like east, west, south, north, there is only one. Big and small, there is only one. There is only one household registration. There is only one water in the mountains and rivers, and you can't find the second one. If you don't believe it, just look for it. If you find it, I'll treat you. Chinese characters not only have many characters for one sound, but also have double sounds for one character. It's the same word, but it has a different sound when placed here, and a different sound when placed there. Just take the word "bicycle": bicycle, trolley, carriage, car, train, tricycle, all in one word. It's the same word for "Car", but in another place, it doesn't read "Car". The chess game requires reading (ju). Headshot, vault, and ju (ju). It can't be said that it's a first shot, a vault, and I'll take the lead (che). Che? The chessboard was crushed.

The Chinese are the smartest people. They don’t know much about literacy, but they are good at using words. They pronounce 车 (ju) when they should say 车 (ju), and CHE (che) when they should pronounce 车 (che).

For example, if a person wants to take a tricycle to the train station to catch the train, he will say this: "Tricycle!" "Where are you going?" "I'll go to the train station to catch the train." "Good on you. Get on the bus." "Please hurry up and don't miss the bus." "Don't worry." It'll be here soon. "Don't you take it seriously? We've arrived at the train station. You can get off the train." These words above cannot be said to be "ju", as "ju" sounds unpleasant. Why don't you listen:

"Tricycle (ju)!"

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to the train (ju) station to catch up. Train (ju). "

"Okay, you get on the train (ju).

”

“Please pedal faster (ju) and don’t miss the ride (ju).” ”

“Don’t worry. "

It's here in a while.

"Sir, please understand, we're at the train station (ju), you get off the train (ju). "This is so unpleasant.

Everyone knows the word "行" for bicycles, walking, traveling, luggage, people walking on the sidewalk, walking on foot, whether it is OK...it all means OK (xing). Or If you change this word, if you don’t want to read it, you must read it (hang). People’s Bank of China, commercial bank, market conditions, business appointments, and business rules. You are really good at it. You can’t say it without saying it. Xing, you are really good at xing. It’s so ugly.

There is also the word “zhang”, the head of the school, the village. Chief, township chief, group leader, county chief, squad leader, platoon leader, company commander, division commander, mayor of Beijing, it’s still the same long word, but in another place, it doesn’t read “chang”. , Wanli long (chang) city, Wanli long (chang) river, time is very long (chang), the passage of time is long (chang), these all read long (chang). There is also this saying: When you meet a living creature, you have to read the cross talk script. (zhang), when you encounter a dead thing, you have to say (chang).

Living things: For example, when planting a sapling, "Oh! The sapling hasn't grown this high (zhang) in two years." , grows so fast, it takes only a few years to mature. After it is made into wood, it is cut down and turned into wood. The dead thing is said to be long (chang). This wood is long enough. It cannot be used to make a beam. The sawed waste can also be used to make a table. Legs. The table legs don't need to be that long. Can't say: The table legs don't need to be so long (zhang), can the table legs be longer?

There are also the words for meeting, conference, small meeting, conference room, conference, speech at the conference, small meeting Discussion, debriefing meeting, this full reading meeting (hui). It’s also the same word. If you change the place and don’t read Hui, read Hui (kuai): Accountant Zhang, Accountant Wang, went to Hui (kuai) accounting school for a meeting (hui). It cannot be said that Zhang Hui (hui) plan, Wang Hui (hui) plan, go to Hui (hui) plan school to hold a meeting (huai).

I think Chinese people are the smartest. They don’t know these words, but when they say it, they say it’s right. When they say it, they should say it (xing). When they should say it, they should say it. Chang (zhang) means long, it should be said (chang) means long. If you don’t believe me, listen: "Zhang Hui (kuai)ji, I am attending the conference today. Please do me a favor. Lend me your bicycle to ride." "I'll go to the People's Bank of China (hang) and ask the bank manager to do something, okay?" Zhang Huiji said: "Okay, okay, okay" Single New Year Crosstalk - "Home" < /p>

Today I stand on the stage and talk about a great saint. This person is far away in the world, but close in front of me. He is neither humble nor arrogant, neither warm nor hot. In terms of age, he is over fifty, in terms of height, he is about 1.70 meters, and in terms of weight, he is a little over 50 kilograms. In terms of appearance, his purple face is full of persistence and loyalty. He is the kind of man whose essence is highly concentrated. It is said that this man has a special function, which can mobilize the blood all over the body and then arrange and distribute it quickly, so that the work efficiency of the heart and brain can increase instantly. improve. If you don’t believe it, just hold his hand and you’ll know. It’s all about pulling out the cold all year round. What’s wrong? Use the steel on the blade!

I’ve been talking about who this person is for a long time. Yeah? It’s Xin Guangsheng, chairman and general manager of Hongshengkewei Mining Materials Co., Ltd., known as Lao Xin.

Lao Xin started with a mere 150,000 yuan in start-up capital. Over the past ten years, he worked diligently and diligently. In 2006, he actually made the output value of Kewei Company reach 208 million yuan, with an average per capita The output value is 1.6 million yuan. How much is two hundred and eighty million yuan? Let me tell you this. If you ask an accountant with a sharp eye to count, one hundred yuan bill will be counted one every second. If you count for eight consecutive hours a day, you need to count eight full bills. Ninety-seventy-two days.

Is the output value so high, is it true? I'm not bragging to you. Hey, today's Kewei Company has patented products, great marketing, and popular employees. It has long been among the model units of the Jinmei Group. Xin Guangsheng himself has done so many times. Was rated as a pacesetter and model worker of Hongsheng Company and Group Company.

Lao Xin wants to be strong, which is a long story. Not to mention that he traveled all over the country, traveled south and north, braved wind and snow, and went out hungry to sell products and explore the market. Once, when the fog was just a few centimeters away, the man and his car rolled into the abyss of the Taihang Mountain Grand Canyon; Not to mention that he stayed up all night, working non-stop, insisting on the green hills, and went to the working surface with determination to test the newly developed anchor rods. He was accidentally confiscated by the collapsing gangue and coal roof; not to mention that he was determined to reform because of his determination. , streamline the organization, rectify the style of work, and improve efficiency, and the family members of a certain cadre who was offended by the boss and the junior cadre were pointed at the nose and yelled, "Let a car run you over when you go out"; not to mention that he ate and slept in the open, had no meals, entertained parties, and drank. The dinner was not good for the stomach, and he suffered from a long-term stomach problem; simply said that his wife Liu Cui couldn't stand his behavior of being out all day, ignoring housework, coming back occasionally, and falling asleep, and she was finally so tired that she developed rheumatic heart disease and his major illness. An episode involving a quarrel and a divorce.

"I can't live this life. Ever since you became this lousy manager, you are not big, you are not small, you don't even go home, what's so great about you?".

Although Lao Xin felt guilty about this family, he couldn't stand Cuicui's overtones.

“What’s so great about you?”

“You’re such a heartless thing, I’m marrying you as a prostitute, and I’m an old woman with gray hair. Is it easy for me? ?”

“It’s not easy for you, is it easy for me?”

“As a husband, you must be worthy of this job title. If you don’t fulfill your responsibilities as a husband, I will follow you. Divorce, leave me and never come back!"

"Without your plate of day lilies, I can't make eight bowls of it?"

Lao Xin was furious. As she left, Cuicui howled loudly, causing the whole family to look at the mouse with big eyes and small eyes, not knowing what to do.

I don’t know who reported this matter to Mr. Tang. Mr. Tang left his work and immediately came to Lao Xin's home. Cuicui was crying like a wave crashing on the shore, each wave as high as the next.

"Mr. Tang, you have to make the decision for me. Lao Xin doesn't care about me. He didn't give me any shelter for a week after the window glass was broken. I had another heart attack from the cold." Wow, I want to divorce him..."

Mr. Tang said seriously:

"Sister-in-law, Lao Xin is so shameless. He even asked you to install glass. Come and worry, why is he worthy of being a husband? Divorce him, and I will find you a man over fifty to be the stepfather of your children. You will have a second-marriage wife and a second-marriage man. Hasn’t it only been three and a half years since he lost his temper? Then I will find a wife in his mid-20s for Lao Xin to tie his heart, so that he will not regret it and come to trouble you again."

There is something in Mr. Tang's words, it is obviously a push-back. It's secretly pulling.

“Mr. Tang, you are partial, why did you find me a man over fifty and him a man over twenty?”

“Sister-in-law, you don’t know, Lao Xin has a good heart, and everyone supports him. The changes in the anchor factory in recent years are thanks to him. Men and women all praise him, especially the young women."

Mr. Tang deliberately. Said in a nonchalant manner.

"I, Lao Xin, have a good heart. He doesn't say anything to my parents or the neighbors. Although he doesn't talk much, he is sincere! The only shortcoming is that he doesn't care about this family."

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"Sister-in-law, when you become a leader, that's not the case. I won't be able to go back home a few times a year. I can't take care of my small family when I take care of everyone. The big river is full of water and the small river is full. In the future, you have to If you have anything else, just call me directly. My mobile phone number is--"

"Mr. Tang, Mr. Tang, I won’t bother you. I can overcome it on my own. It only takes a few days. I can’t see Lao Xin, but I also want him to come back and clean up for him. He is a man who doesn’t care about himself when he is busy.”

“Lao Xin, come in, apologize to my sister-in-law, and leave as soon as possible. The customer is still waiting for you to sign the contract in the factory!"

As Lao Xin apologized, Cuicui's face changed from winter to spring. The couple finally made peace, and a new day began again. This is really:

When a couple quarrels, they don’t hold grudges. Big rivers have water and small rivers have water.

A harmonious family brings happiness, and a business thrives.