Slogan of livestock captivity

Love Quotations: Men should be stocked and women should be kept in captivity.

Men and women have been engaged in different jobs for a long time, which makes the brains of men and women begin to evolve in two different directions, making men and women different in many ways. Men are animals and women are pets. Therefore, men should be free-range and women should be kept in captivity.

Men should be imprisoned, women should be imprisoned, because

Men and women are different people.

Men are descendants of hunters and women are descendants of farmers.

Men belong to the hunting nation, while women belong to the farming nation.

Every day, men's job is to go hunting far away from home to get more food; Therefore, modern men also prefer to go out to work rather than stay at home. It is said that President Bush's campaign slogan is "Where is Bush? After the slogan "Bush is at home" was put forward, it really touched American women. Unfortunately, "Bush is at home" can only be a campaign slogan, and it is a strategy for men to satisfy women's "political ideals". If men are shut up at home and enjoy "family happiness" with their wives and children, almost all men will go crazy.

Every day, a woman's job is to guard the nest, take care of the children and pick fruits from the fields. Therefore, modern women still like to go out for "shopping". The greater the pressure, the more they collect, regardless of men's feelings. They go home with big bags and small bags, enjoying the happiness of collecting in the "primitive" impulse.

Men and women have been engaged in different jobs for a long time, which makes the brains of men and women begin to evolve in two different directions, making men and women different in many ways.

Men have strong logical thinking ability, while women have strong thinking ability in images. A man can judge who is the most suitable wife by reasoning, and a woman can conclude whether she can marry him by "feeling".

Therefore, most women will regret it after marriage.

Because women regard marriage as the beginning of romance, men regard marriage as the end of romance.

Men like "leisure" and women like "rest".

Men like to go out in their spare time to satisfy the pleasure of "hunting" in their original life.

They would rather go to the gym to sweat than sit quietly at home and watch TV with their wives.

Women like to stay at home when they are "resting". I am satisfied with the happiness of guarding the "nest" in my original life.

They are interested in beauty, caring for their husbands and educating their children, as well as sitcoms and soap operas.

If women are allowed to abandon their husbands and children and leave home, almost all women will get mental illness.

Men exercise their muscles according to their own preferences, looking like a "skinned frog" and insisting that this is bodybuilding;

According to their own preferences, women dress themselves up as a man-eating demon with colorful hair, no blood on her face, two balloons hanging on her chest and her mouth open, and insist that this is "cool" and "cool".

Men think with their brains, while women think with their mouths.

Men like to think alone, and don't like to be disturbed when thinking.

Women like many people to think together, and they must have ears to cooperate when thinking.

Men do more and say less. It is characteristic of hunters to say and do quickly.

Women talk more and do less. Poor hands-on ability, but good at random command-the sequela of matriarchal society.

Men are lonely, just like Rodin's "thinker" sculpture, they are silent.

Women like to get together, just like the four little swans in Swan Lake. Dance; Very happy. My mouth is full of food and my mouth is full of words.

Men say that women "talk too much", and when they get home, they listen to her all the time.

Women say that men "talk too little" and say nothing when they get home, like a log.

Women often say to men, "What's the matter? Tell me, why don't you talk? Are you dumb or a pig?

In fact, men are all pigs.

"Home" in China means "There is a pig under the house".

I often joke that men are animals and women are pets. Man is a wild animal among animals. For women, how to domesticate this "wild boar" into your livestock and let him live in your house at your disposal is the great wisdom of women.

"Ann" in China means "There is a woman under the house".

For men, marrying a woman to go home is not an end. Only by following you willingly can we achieve the goal of "safety".

Men are animals and women are pets.

Therefore, men should be free-range and women should be kept in captivity.

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