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Eat instant noodles, make friends, and write articles to eat instant noodles.

Eat instant noodles and send friends circle essays (1) 1,? The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt, the more I couldn't sleep.

2、? I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles with two eggs.

3、? Let's eat instant noodles together, but you take a bite and I will take a bite.

4、? We agreed to save money and go to a buffet. Forget it. Tomorrow we will continue to eat instant noodles and drink rice porridge.

5、? The power went out last night. I had my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6、? People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like hot and sour food.

7、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight. Take a bath, freeze to death on the left and burn to death on the right. Eat instant noodles, one barrel is too little, two barrels are too much.

8、? Takeaway can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. At this stage, eating instant noodles is the safest. The second time I ate instant noodles this semester, I took it from boss Zhou.

9、? Always have a big lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

10、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

1 1、? The highest level of eating instant noodles is watching China on the tip of the tongue while eating instant noodles.

12、? When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It can also be eaten.

14、? I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

15、? When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

16、? I get up at midnight every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat so that I can feel at ease.

17、? There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

18、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve to have love again.

19、? I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

20、? I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

I'm really sorry for eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (2) 1. I worked hard and worked hard, and as a result, my children could only eat instant noodles.

2、? I finally understand why chickens like instant noodles so much. If I come ten boxes at a time, that's not enough.

3、? I was just hungry, and as a result, my leg was burnt by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what the pain of heartbreak means.

4、? I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty when I eat instant noodles …

5、? I get up at midnight every day to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat so that I can feel at ease.

6、? Eating instant noodles all the time really makes your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

7、? I must eat instant noodles tomorrow, such as tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.

8、? Be sure to have a good sleep tonight, don't eat instant noodles and don't play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9、? I wondered if it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was so happy that the water had already boiled.

10、? When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Radix Isatidis to clear away heat and detoxify.

1 1、? Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? I eat them every episode. Watching TV series makes me hungry.

12、? I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I took a careful bite.

13、? At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, wondering if I wanted to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

14、? I have a small appetite now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

15、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? A: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It can also be eaten.

16、? It's time to summon up courage and stand up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living a good life.

17、? I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I went to eat instant noodles and spilled soup all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

18、? This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

19、? Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot, and it tastes the same after eating …

20、? Transfer to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (3) 1, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is childish, but I'm still smoking.

2、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

3、? Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

4、? When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and made polite remarks. We will never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

5、? The work was scolded, the canteen was terrible, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is coming again.

6、? Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

7、? Eat instant noodles in three steps 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

8、? Why did I eat instant noodles at night? Now that I have finished eating instant noodles, I smell and swallow the remaining instant noodles in bed.

9、? Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. For example, when you eat instant noodles, you always have your favorite person to accompany you.

10、? After work, I worked hard with Bowen for more than three hours. It was also confusing to drag her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

1 1、? It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't dispel the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

12、? The world is big enough to accommodate ten thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

13、? I don't know what is the operation of wrapping Lycium barbarum with some bubble cloth. Now that I have decided to eat instant noodles, I still care about whether it is healthy or not.

14、? While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, damn it, it's about to expire

15、? Truth of life: Since you choose instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and putting less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

16、? Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

17、? I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil-sprinkled noodles and rice, felt in my pocket and sighed: I am a white-collar worker again this month.

18、? At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles to save money. " Just now, my mother said, "I will help you the most if I don't cook."

19、? When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns out to the left. Tie your hair twice, loosen it three times, and eat instant noodles. One bucket and two buckets are not enough to eat.

20、? Do you eat instant noodles downstairs? Delicious ~ I want instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles. Sure enough, instant noodles smell best when others eat them.

Friends circle with instant noodles at night

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship becomes closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

2. Fishing for a golden wife: You can wear a dynamite bag on your head, freckles like a bird's nest on your face, clothes like Brother Sharp, and you can hardly eat instant noodles. Your house can receive water when it rains, and your car needs to run with its feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

I was hungry at night and ate several barrels of instant noodles. I want to achieve something by the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

4. Once again. . . I won't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work, which was also very confusing.

6. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

7. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

8. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. I went out for a run after eight o'clock, and my stomach ached after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

9. What is misery? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

10. It's my first business trip this year, and the plane is late. I'm hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

1 1. Never lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

12. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness, and I don't know if I am hungry. I am listless every day. I really like eating instant noodles made by my sister. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a pain.

13. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today, and I feel uncomfortable with my throat.

14. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is very spicy. Can it cause diarrhea? Waiting on the line is very urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

15. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

A circle of friends who eat instant noodles at night with pictures Sentence 2 16. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

17. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

18. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

19. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. I miss Huian's little friend inexplicably.

I am very grateful to the little girl in the yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

2 1. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

22. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting on a sleeper of a train.

23. If you don't sleep at night, you will eat a bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, this is really cool.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now But I can only sleep for my weight.

25. If there are no girls on Tanabata, buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

27. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

28. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

29. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. Today, I was told that the canteen is closed, so I will continue to eat instant noodles.

30. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you are ~

How to make a statement about eating instant noodles?

For eating instant noodles, I will never eat junk food again after eating. After a while, I will miss it a little, especially when I watch others eat it. Instant noodles are such a kind of food that people love and hate. The following is how to publish instant noodles collected by Xiaobian for everyone!

1, don't lose the person who is full of you and eats instant noodles with you.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night, so I didn't sleep well. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

4. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. I am 90 years old.

Baby, can you help me make instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

6. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

7. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

8. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits. I just wanted to drink water.

9. Brush your teeth and your mobile phone in bed. Therefore, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. Get up and eat instant noodles. Can't eat any more.

10, my recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

1 1, I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only the rich in junior high school can afford instant noodles.

12, I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

13, I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

14, why do I want to eat instant noodles at this juncture! My stomach has turned upside down, and this is a miserable batch.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

16, I thought I had arranged everything. Suddenly I remembered that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and mustard tuber, type and try to eat instant noodles.

17, after drinking, I want to go back to eat instant noodles. Eating instant noodles is also an uncompromising means.

18 I really don't think instant noodles should be eaten casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't we eat instant noodles in these places? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

19, I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

20. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

2 1, shut up, the girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells delicious.

22. Eating instant noodles without sausage and marinated eggs is my biggest compromise to lose weight.

Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

24. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

25. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

26. Today, I want to know why eating instant noodles on the train tastes better than eating them in other places.

27. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles alone at a convenience store in the middle of the night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

28. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. I went out for a run after eight o'clock, and my stomach ached after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

29. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

30. This is my first business trip this year. The plane was late, and I was hungry and tired. I didn't want to eat instant noodles.

3 1, I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

32. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream. It's very spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is very urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now But I can only sleep for my weight.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

35. I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. Ten thousand ants crawl in my heart.

Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 1 1. Facts have proved that lack of money and love are the most difficult things in this world. ...

Dogs only eat pig shit to satisfy their hunger.

Be careful when you pass the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.

For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may eat the soil voluntarily.

5. Humor about poverty.

6. The beggar shook the bowl at me, and I felt that I was showing off my wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.

8. We are all the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

9. The poor don't knit, but the rich beat their stomachs.

10. One bear breaks his waist, but there is no firewood at home.

1 1. Whoever boldly inserts the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I always tied a rope behind a plastic bag to fly kites. blue sky

13. I can't solve what I can solve with money.

14. I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

15. I just coughed a mouthful of phlegm and was about to vomit, but I was hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I lack is my original self.

17. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

18. It's ridiculous to say that the poor want to eat dirt.

19. I can't solve all the problems that need money to solve.

20. Say, Oh, I got what I deserved. I owe Ma 18,000.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentence 2 2 1. People who burn kilns eat broken bowls and sleep on the floor.

I haven't washed my hair for ten years, just to eat oil.

23. The rich man is afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor man is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

There are five people in our family, so we put a band-aid on them when they sleep.

25. Autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees and drag leaves to eat.

26. I was so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

27. I am so hungry that I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wings, French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder.

28. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

29. God doesn't work, and neither does the poor.

30. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive at all.

3 1. I slapped my wallet hard, that's all, just trying to make it swell.

32. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I want to eat dirt!

33. Can you let me win the prize? I really don't have much money left after I finish the flowers. I am too poor to eat.

34. Silk stockings can let women's legs breathe freely and men's lungs breathe freely.

35. I only dare to shit half, but I dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

36. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

37. Without money, the poor only have underwear.

38. What I smoke depends on what kind of cigarette ends others throw.

39. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.

40. They all said, Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentence 3 4 1. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I didn't eat today.

42. The carpenter doesn't have a stool to sit on at home, so he sells oil lady water to comb her hair.

43. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

44. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

45. The happiest thing is that I found money in my pocket when I washed clothes. When I looked up at my watch in class, I still had one minute to finish my studies. When I woke up from sleep, I found that the alarm clock would not go off for another hour.

46. The sickle is on the wall, and there is no food in the house.

47. I have an echo when I talk into my wallet now!

48. The current situation is: poor life, poor food, restless sleep, wasting youth, absent-minded, unable to get up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and being seriously short of money. . .

49. In order to prevent my double 1 1, I have spent all my money in advance.

50. When I eat meat, I usually hide it between my teeth to avoid digging it out when I want to eat it.

5 1. I also want to get rich. So I don't have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want.

52. Anything other than money will never be paid off.

The poor man is wearing clothes, but he is worried about charcoal and hopes it is cold.

54. Compared with the failure of losing self, all failures are insignificant.

55. Impulsive price, the double eleven prepaid package is near 10, and I'm about to eat dirt.

56. How to transfer the money in my mind to the bank card and wait online is quite urgent.

57. Just kidding, how can I let you go? It's too late for me to kill you

58. On rainy days, take a warm food and eat it in one bite.

59. When I grow up, I understand that there is not only a word difference between having money and having no money, but also that they are treated differently.

60. Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final payment.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humor 4 6 1. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it? Like me ... I'm poor and single!

62. Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

63. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

64. wine is empty. The color is empty. Wife goes with people; The money is empty. The gasoline is empty. The mobile phone has no money to charge.

65. We agreed to grow old together, so dye it cream!

66. The mineral water across the street is my distant dream.

67. When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.

68. It's so sad that people like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves.

69. There is no light in the room to watch the moon and no clothes to watch the heat.

70. I picked a rose and thought there would be sincere love. I didn't expect to spend it every day.

7 1. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone and what is a brand-name clothing, luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? Just stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

72. It's China New Year. Let's fart and make a cannon.

I am the master of my youth, and my money is unreliable.

74. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should eat nutritious soil. This is my last stubbornness.

75. Some people, it doesn't matter to me to die; Some people can't let go even if they kill me.

76. Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults only cry for poverty.

77. Look at the weather forecast. It will rain. Touch the washing powder on your face and wait outside.

78. I haven't got up for dinner yet. It's really hard to endure. Actually, I'm hungry.

79. Men have neither money nor women. Dogs on the side of the road won't look you in the eye.

80. When the abacus rings, tears flow. Cold is afraid of the wind, and poor is afraid of debt.