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Shi Yang rubs his feet and reads at night.

Shi Yang, a famous worker leader who went on strike on February 7, was poor in childhood and could not afford lamp oil. There is an ancient temple in the village called Longxingguan. There is an ever-burning lamp in the temple. He is studying in the ancient temple. Winter is cold, and frozen feet are uncomfortable. At first, he stood up and stamped his feet from time to time. Later, he felt it was a waste of time, so he cut a smooth stick and put it under his feet. While reading a book, he rubbed the stick back and forth with his feet to warm his feet. He can study with peace of mind again.

Lu Xun sells medals.

When Lu Xun was studying in Nanjing Jiangnan Naval Academy, the school awarded him a gold medal with excellent examination results. He didn't wear this medal as a proof of showing off, but sold it on Gulou Street and bought back some beloved books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever he reads until the dead of night and it is cold and sleepy, he picks a pepper, divides it into several pieces and chews it in his mouth until his forehead sweats and tears come to his eyes, and his mouth makes a "hum" sound. Suddenly, his whole body warmed up and his drowsiness disappeared, so he picked up a book to study.

Ba Jin recalled the books he had read.

The famous writer Ba Jin's reading method is very strange, because he did it without books. Reading without books is really a miracle of the world. What's going on here? Ba Jin said: "I was hospitalized for the second time. After taking a nap for less than an hour every day, I get out of bed and sit on the small sofa, waiting for the nurse to take my temperature at two o'clock. I sat still, but I didn't doze off. My brain won't rest. It is recalling some books and works I have read in the past, as if it wants to keep some beautiful things before my memory completely declines. " It turns out that his reading method is to sit there and recall the books he has read. ?

Wang Yanan was tied to a post to read.

Wang Yanan, a famous Marxist economist in China and the earliest translator of Das Kapital in China, went to Europe by boat in 1933. The passenger ship was heading for the Red Sea when suddenly the waves were huge and the ship shook unsteadily. At this moment, Wang Yanan with glasses and a book in his hand walked into the restaurant and begged the waiter to say, "Please tie me to this post!" " The waiter thought he was afraid of being thrown into the sea by the waves, so he tied Wang Yanan firmly to the post as he said. After binding, Wang Yanan opened the book and read it attentively. As soon as the foreigners on board saw it, they all cast amazing eyes on him and praised him again and again, saying, "Ah! China people are amazing! "

Huang Kan mistook ink for a side dish.

19 15. Huang Kan, a famous scholar, gave a lecture on Chinese studies in Peking University. He lives in Datong apartment in Baimiao Hutong, Beijing, and devotes himself to studying "Chinese studies" all day long. Sometimes he doesn't leave the study room when eating. He prepares steamed bread, peppers, soy sauce and other condiments on the table. Eat steamed bread when you are hungry, watch it while eating, and don't eat it. When he saw the beautiful scenery, he shouted, "Great!" Once, I was so fascinated by reading that I actually put steamed bread in a cinnabar box. After eating for a long time, I painted a red face and didn't notice it. A friend came to visit and smiled. He still doesn't know what to laugh at him.

Cao took a vacation to take a bath in the study.

During the Anti-Japanese War, Cao Yu taught at Jiang 'an National Theatre in Sichuan. One summer, Cao Yu's family had prepared a bathtub and hot water for him to take a bath. Cao Yu was reading a book at this time, and he couldn't put it down. He pushed again and again. Finally, under the repeated urging of his family, he walked into the back room with a towel in one hand and a book in the other. An hour passed and no one came out. There was a faint sound of running water from time to time in the room. After another hour, the situation is still the same. Cao Yu's family was puzzled. They opened the door and saw Cao Yu sitting in the bathtub, reading a book in one hand and patting the water intentionally or unintentionally with a towel in the other.

Zhang Yao worships his wife as a teacher.

During the Xianfeng period of the Qing Dynasty, a military attache named Zhang Yao was promoted to Henan Ambassador because of his hard work and outstanding exploits. He was out of school and uneducated since childhood, and was often discriminated against by courtiers. Liu Yunan, an imperial envoy, said he was "illiterate" and appointed him as the company commander. From then on, Zhang Yao decided to study hard to make himself literate and military. Zhang Yao thought his wife was very cultured, so he went home and asked her to teach him. The wife said: teaching is ok, but there is one condition, that is, learning from teachers. Zhang Yao readily promised, immediately put on royal robes, and let his wife sit in front of Confucius memorial tablet, making three obeisances and nine knocks. Since then, his wife has taught him to read the history of the Bible in her spare time. Whenever his wife puts on a teacher's airs, he bends down to listen to the training and dares not be rude. At the same time, he also had an "illiterate" seal engraved, which he often wore to protect himself. A few years later, Zhang Yao finally became a very learned man. Later, when he was a governor in Shandong, someone was "illiterate" with him. He wrote to the emperor asking for an interview. The interview results surprised the emperor and many ministers. Zhang Yao took office in Shandong, repaired river banks, built roads, set up factories and bureaus, and made fine works, and did many things that benefited the country and the people. Because he is diligent and studious, Emperor posthumous title called him "diligent fruit".

A hole was drilled in the wall to get light from the neighbor's house.

In the Western Han Dynasty, there was a farmer's child named Kuang Heng. He wanted to study very much when he was a child, but because his family was poor, he couldn't afford to go to school. Later, he learned to read from a relative before he could read.

Kuang Heng can't afford books, so he has to borrow books to read. At that time, books were so valuable that people who had books refused to lend them to others easily. During the busy farming season, Kuang Heng worked as a short-term worker for wealthy families and asked them to lend him books for free.

A few years later, Kuang Heng grew up and became the main labor force in the family. He works in the field all day, and only has time to read a little book during his lunch break, so it often takes ten days and a half months to finish reading a book. Kuang Heng was in a hurry, thinking: planting crops during the day, no time to read, you can spend more time reading at night. But Kuang Heng's family is too poor to buy oil for lighting. What should we do?

One night, Kuang Heng was lying in bed reciting the books he had read during the day. Behind me, I suddenly saw a light coming through the east wall. He stood up and went to the wall to have a look. Ah! It turned out that the neighbor's light came through the cracks in the wall. So Kuang Heng thought of a way: he picked up a knife and dug several cracks in the wall. In this way, the light coming through is also very big, so he gathered the light coming through and began to read.

Kuang Heng studied so hard that he became a learned man.

Snowbag firefly

During the Jin Dynasty, there was a man named Sun Kang who was very studious. His family is too poor to buy lamp oil and can't study at night, so he tries his best to study hard. On winter nights, he often studies outdoors by snow light regardless of the cold.

At that time, there was a man named Che Yin who, like Sun Kang, had no money to buy lamp oil. On summer nights, he caught many fireflies, put them in gauze bags, and studied them day and night with fluorescent lamps.

Negative wages (x and n) hanging angle

When Zhu Maichen of the Han Dynasty was a child, his family was very poor. In order to make a living, he has to go up the mountain to cut wood every day and has no time to study. But he is tireless in learning, and often walks with firewood on his back when reading.

In the Sui Dynasty, there was a man named Shimi who herded cattle when he was a child. Every day when he goes out, he takes some books and hangs them on the speaker. When cows eat grass, they sit on the grass and study hard.