Poems or stories about promoting Mandarin Chinese

1. A girl from Hebei met a young man from Shandong after being introduced by someone. From the first meeting, they all spoke in Mandarin. On the night of the wedding, the groom said to the bride: "I will speak Shandong dialect from now on!" The bride asked: "Didn't you always speak Mandarin to me?" "Aren't I afraid that you would think my education is low! Now I have married you. It’s time for me to relax.”

A year later, the baby was born. When the baby started to talk, the young father suddenly changed to speak Mandarin again. He said: "We can't let our children speak Mandarin from elementary school."

2. Three years ago, a school-level officer returned to his hometown to visit relatives. Because he had worked abroad for many years and was used to speaking Mandarin, his father picked him. Li'er asked: "You're back home, and you still talk to your father in official style?" When he returned home this year, he took the initiative to speak his hometown dialect. Unexpectedly, the village chief scolded him again:

"You have been away for many years. , why do you still speak in dialect? Now everyone in our village learns to speak Mandarin! The products of our village-run enterprises are sold to other provinces. If you speak in dialect, people will think that our products are not high-tech. ”

3. In a remote rural area, a tourist passed by. Because he was very hungry, he walked into a small restaurant and said, "What's delicious? Please cook it quickly. I have to hurry after eating."

But this small restaurant was closed today due to special reasons, so the waiter replied: "Mi——" which means "no", and the tourist heard it as noodles, and he thought to himself: "Noodles are fine," he nodded and sat there waiting. After a while, when there was no movement, he got angry and said angrily: "Hurry up! Make noodles! Are you afraid that I won't pay?"?

The people in the store said, "Don't pay." "Guo Mi——" means: "I told you, there are no noodles!" The tourist heard that it was winter melon noodles, so he said, "Winter melon noodles are also available, why don't you make them for me?" The waiter said, "That's right!" , What are you making a noise about?” It means: No, there is no, no matter how much you argue, it’s useless.

The tourists misheard again and thought it was fried noodles. He became impatient and said: "So there are fried noodles, why didn't you tell me earlier?"... So, it was a very simple meaning, but now it's getting further and further away.

4; A foreign tourist visited Beijing for the first time. After sighing for a long time at Beijing Railway Station, he decided to take the most familiar and cheapest public transport - the bus, to the meeting point designated by his friend, Jianguomen. . After getting on the bus, you have to pay a fare of one yuan. But he couldn't find any change after spending a long time, so he had to take out a brand-new ten yuan and said to the conductor: "Jianguomen."

Unexpectedly, the conductor's sister used her peripheral vision to I glanced at him and turned around to collect money from other passengers. But this person is a fool, thinking: Why don’t you charge me money? Isn’t this against the rules? So, he stepped forward and overcame all difficulties, and finally squeezed in next to the ticket seller, shook the money in his hand, and said "Jianguomen!" This time his voice was a little louder, attracting the attention of the surrounding people.

The ticket sales lady was too embarrassed to ignore him. With a "swish" sound, she took out a brand new hundred-dollar bill from her purse, waved it towards our honest brother, and said loudly: "Have you seen it before?" It turns out that we are The elder brother’s Mandarin was not very standard, so “Jianguomen” was pronounced as “Have you seen it before?” No wonder the ticket sales lady was angry. Isn’t it just ten yuan for a relatively new one? Who hasn't seen it.

5. A prosecutor from Shanghai went on a business trip to Northeast China. When he checked in at the hotel, the receptionist saw that he was wearing a uniform and asked him: "Does this guy have anything?" The Shanghai guest was very surprised. He replied: "I don't have any housework." The waiter said: "Who asked you if you have any housework? I'm asking you if you have a guy or anything?" The guest got angry: "My home is in Shanghai, what kind of housework do I have here? It's inexplicable. !"

"Guo Shi'er" means "tool, weapon" in northern dialect. The waiter asked the guest if he had a gun. If he had a gun, he would have to register it.