Integrity culture enters campus sketch

Characters Po Yang, General Manager Zhu

[The office of General Manager Zhu of a certain company. In addition to office tables, chairs and sofas, a large photo of Zhu and a city leader hangs on the wall, which is very eye-catching.

[The curtain opens. Zhu talks about folk songs and takes photos.

Zhu The mountains in Tiaowozi, the water in Tiaowozi, and the people in Tiaowozi are as ugly as ghosts. If you eat meat, you are afraid of slipping your intestines; if you eat fish, you are afraid of piercing your mouth. When I nibbled on the old red potato, the more I nibbled, the more delicious it became.

[Yang carries an old-fashioned schoolbag on his back and wipes the floor.

Zhu Mrs. Yang, your job is to keep the door, so why do you clean the house?

Yang, General Manager Zhu, my back hurts from sitting too hard.

Zhu, your family just can’t stay idle! (Take the wash handle) Come, let’s talk.

Yang Hey! (Enter the office, sit on the sofa, stand up quickly, dust yourself off, and sit down again)

Zhu (passing water) I heard that your family won a grand prize?

Yang Yes, yes! I won a pretty big prize! (Extend five fingers)

Zhu Fifty thousand? Five thousand? five hundred?

Yang Fifty!

Zhu Fifty yuan? What kind of grand prize is this?

Yang A grand prize from the government! Fifty a month, five hundred for ten months, that’s six hundred yuan a year! (laughing) Hehe... (overwhelmed)

Zhu (holding on) Look at your house. It’s six hundred yuan. His eyebrows are wide open and his mouth is crooked. Everyone almost fell down. (lame).

Yang, Mr. Zhu! Six hundred yuan is still a little money, right? We, the people in the field, grow and sell sweet potatoes, walking in the wind and running in the rain. All year round, not a single ghost hair can be seen.

Zhu That’s true too.

Yang (took out the money wrapped in red cloth from his bag and unfolded it layer by layer): These three hundred were issued by the central government; these one hundred and fifty were issued by the provinces and cities; this one was issued by the provinces and cities; One hundred and fifty, issued by the county. They also provided me with a passbook and a bank card, so I could withdraw and swipe money whenever I needed it.

Po Zhu Yang! From the central government to the local governments, awards will be given to your family!

Yang This is called the Rural Family Planning Family Incentive and Assistance Fund!

Zhu Oh! Your family had planned to have a baby, so now the government is giving out the bonus.

Yang Yes! I just turned sixty this year, and I have to send it until my eyes close.

Zhu Po Yang, this is such a big happy event, your family won’t accept my food?

Mr. Yang and Zhu, if you didn’t tell me, I would have forgotten that I made two old red potatoes for you. (Take out the sweet potato from the bag)

Zhu I have a very good nose, and I have smelled the fragrance of red sweet potato. (Take the cantaloupe) Po Yang, look! What is this?

Yang Hami melon.

Zhu I’ll treat you to some melon.

Yang I will pick you up to eat sweet potatoes.

Zhu I use old red sweet potato to satisfy my craving.

Yang I eat rice with cantaloupe.

Zhu swallowed his rice? This is a fruit, not a vegetable. Your family has never eaten this kind of thing, right?

When Yang raised his head, my sweetheart sent two of them back in person. I used a pinch of salt and grilled them over high heat to make a good meal.

Zhu It’s the first time I’ve heard that cantaloupe eats rice.

Mr. Yang and Zhu, you can eat cantaloupe as a fruit or as a vegetable. Every penny you save is a penny, and every penny you save is a penny.

Po Zhu Yang, don’t be too hard on yourself! If you have any difficulties or requests, just ask me!

Yang It’s not difficult, it’s not difficult. The government distributed 600 yuan, which solved my urgent need - my family's hospitalization expenses were all collected in one go.

Zhu still has difficulties. (Take out a bunch of money) Your family will spend this money first.

Yang, this...this money...

Zhu, this is your salary this month.

Yang, I...I have only been working here for seven or eight days, and...just...just this much salary?

Zhu handles special matters.

Our company has decided to give your family a monthly salary of one thousand and an annual salary of twelve thousand! (handing over money)

Yang Really? (Hold Zhu’s hand)

Isn’t Zhu steamed or boiled? Po Yang, what is the number twelve thousand? That’s twenty times the six hundred yuan the government pays you a year!

Yang (receiving the money) Oh my God! I, an old sweet potato woman who came from a sweet potato house selling old red hot sweet potatoes, was invited by you, a big manager of a big company, to visit the front door, make a lot of money, make a fortune, I... I... I am so lucky!

Po Zhu Yang, do your best, our company will never treat you badly.

Yang, why are you saying that there are not enough capable people in the world? You only use me, an old woman who only knows how to eat rice, speak Chinese, and do strange things, to pay such a high salary. You, you are really a sweetheart in my heart...

Zhu Ah ! Am I a tiger?

Yang Hehe, the big living Bodhisattva.

Zhu I use you because you are advanced.

Yang, am I still advanced?

Zhu, you take the lead in family planning!

Yang That’s true! There were very few people of my age who had only one person thirty years ago. This time, after I passed the announcement of the three rankings in the village, township, county and city, the government gave me the bonus. I am very qualified!

Zhu So, we don’t need anyone else, only you! Let me say one more thing, you old man should use your spare energy!

Yang From now on, I will mop the corridors inside and outside the house, upstairs and downstairs, mop the stairs, wash the doors and windows, wipe the glass, sweep the yard, and scrape the walls. A few scrapes, a few flushes of the toilet, a few brushes of the spittoon. These include guarding the courtyard, boiling water and delivering tea, cleaning and picking up, sending and receiving goods, clearing trenches and draining soil, shoveling soil and removing residue, planting trees and fruits, and raising grass. I've spent a lot of money.

Po Zhu Yang, how could I let you do such a thing?

Yang How can I not do such a thing?

Zhu, you should be taller. (Shows wheelchair)

Yang (gets on the chair) Stand taller.

Zhu (pushing the chair) looks further.

Yang Look further.

Zhu What’s in front of you?

Yang Highway.

Zhu Where does the highway lead to?

Yang City.

Zhu (helping Yang get out of the chair) For the company’s development plan, you have to help me shoulder the heavy burden.

Yang Heavy burden? In the past, I could carry two hundred kilograms of sweet potatoes; now that I am older, I can still carry hundreds of kilograms of sweet potatoes.

Zhu, why do you always talk about sweet potato in your family?

Yang Hehe, this is called staying true to your profession.

Zhu Today, I’m not asking your family to grow, dig, pick, or sell sweet potatoes. I’m asking your family to build a bridge!

Yang Building a bridge? I used to build a single-plank bridge.

Zhu Today, I ask you to build a steel bridge or an iron bridge.

Mr. Yang Zhu, I am an old woman. When I hold a shoulder pole horizontally, I know that it is a single character. When I spread my legs and lift my arms, I still know that it is a big character. With such a small level of education, How can I build a steel bridge? (Place it in big characters)

Zhu Don’t move, don’t move! This is a bridge.

Yang Is this a bridge?

Zhu Your legs are the piers and your arms are the bridge deck. Our company is on this side of the bridge, and the city government is on the other side of the bridge.

Yang, I don’t understand you.

Zhu Come on, come on, (pointing to the photo on the wall) Which one is this?

Yang Yeah! This is my little girl.

Zhu is now the leader of the city.

Yang I know. No matter how great a leader he is, the old people in our Tiaowozi still call him Tiaoyatou.

Zhu Haha?

When Yang raised his head, he went back to Tiaowozi to see me. He shouted from afar, "Second Mom, Tiao Yatou will take your family to the city for a few days of happiness!" I said, you are already a leader, why are you still called Tiao Yatou? He said, no matter how great a leader I am, it's not like you used sweet potatoes to save me.

Zhu is close to the people and affectionate!

Yang is still happy to say that. In the past, his house was so poor that it smelled like chicken shit. In order to encourage him to study hard, I would send him three big red sweet potatoes to school every day.

Yeah, did he take a photo with you?

When Zhu was having a meeting in the city, I asked someone to snap the photo.

You know how much money you will need to hang such a big photo.

Zhu This is also to improve the image of my...company.

Yang: Oh, it’s to improve your...company’s image. (Introduction from the back) I asked him why he wanted to use me for anything, but it turned out to be to shoot him!

Zhu, I ask you to build a bridge between our company and him.

Yang Oh, that’s how we build a bridge. (Put one hand on Zhu’s shoulder and the other on the photo)

Zhu I have a document here, please deliver it to him personally. (Hands the document bag)

Yang Just this little thing?

Zhu must ask him to accept it.

Yang Okay, I’ll go right away. (Turns back) Hey, what kind of file is this? Should I aim first? (want to tear)

Zhu Don’t tear, don’t tear! Here are my...company's secrets.

Yang Confidential? Then you can deliver it to me personally, it’s not like you don’t recognize it.

Zhu It’s not convenient for me to send you…….

Yang Hey, (showing the bag) why is there a fly flying out of here?

Zhu Flies?

Yang flew into your face.

Zhu (slaps in the face) No.

Yang is here...here! (Take a photo) Fortunately, this fly rested on your face. If it had rested on my face, it would be gone.

Zhu, you said I teased flies?

Yang, you are just a fly. (Sitting on the sofa)

Zhu, you... (extremely angry and slow) are really good at joking.

Yang (putting his slippers on the dust) Nowadays, some people stuff things into their leaders. (Putting their shoes up to Zhu’s nose) In the name of it, they are delivering documents. Don't think that I don't know, so I risk getting out of touch. (Put a bunch of money on the table)

Zhu, what are you...

Yang told you that behind our Tiaowozi is Yunhu Mountain. The ancestors said: Tiaowo The son relied on Yunhu and served as the prefect from generation to generation. However, from Pangu to Qinggu, not one magistrate was born, but a lot of widows were born. Today, a prefect-level leader just emerged, and you want me to drag him down?

Zhu, this...

Yang I won't guard your door, nor will I build your bridge. I'll still sell old red sweet potatoes. (Pointing to the table) Here's your one thousand yuan, keep it. (Want to get off)

Zhu, stop here! Where is this six hundred yuan?

Yang (turns around) Bring it! This is a bonus from the government, and it is caring money. (Put it in your arms) Your money... (Take it out of your bag) Black money! (Put it on the table) And this cantaloupe and sweet eggs! (Throwing the melon, next)

Zhu Second Mom! Second mother! Don't leave! Just look at the gate and not build a bridge, okay?

Yang (Part 1) Did you call me Second Mom? That was what the leader in my city shouted! (Referring to Zhu) decent sweet potato. (Part 2)

[Cut the light.