An ironic statement about the reality of love

An ironic statement about the reality of love

1, the best preservative in the world, can't make youth and love immortal forever.

2, sewing, can no longer make up for the original love.

3. It seems within reach, but it will never intersect.

4. Getting what you want is always what you want most.

Imagination is always far from reality.

6. New love is always just new love, and old love is eternal love.

7. After a long time, our love becomes a bubble.

8. The clown's sorrow can only be understood by the mask.

9. Laughter is the only language now.

10, whether people are not looking for the heart is biased.

1 1, want to be happy, but forget to smile.

12, the more you care, the more you lose.

13, you have been here for a while, and I miss it all my life.

14, it turns out that all love will fade with time and cannot be a reason for loyalty.

15, I still have no choice but to live my own life.

No one can take away time, but time can take away anyone.

17, looking at your sweetness can only accept heartache.

18, cover your ears, love you but can't tell you.

19 I can't hold you tight even though I breathe the air in the same sky.

I'll hold you tight if I can.

2 1, calm, not love, just choose to leave.

22. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

23, you can always easily affect my mood, but I can't squeeze into your heart.

24. There is really too much helplessness in the world. We are always forced to do something we don't want to do or even hate to do.

25. He was not my favorite, so I deleted it.

26. From the beginning, there was no me in your future.

27. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

28. Love is always a fairy tale, add a question mark.

29. Memory can strip the warmth from the bottom of my heart, leaving only the sadness of songs.

30, we are not lack of meeting, but lack of retention.

3 1, love is a war, I'm not afraid to lose, I'm afraid you are unhappy.

32. I want to disappear, because I see through the desolation of this world.

33. I am used to keeping my distance from everyone, and I take this distance for granted more and more.

34. If someone contends, someone loses.

35. I don't like to follow the fashion. I'm getting used to a carefree life.

36. Gorgeous vows are not worth a distant smile.

37. It was once an endless helplessness.

38. Tears don't mean everything will get better.

39. I finally understand that we have different paths, because the world you have is better than my love.

Vanity can make a person ever-changing.

4 1, sadness is the only way to love, and loneliness is the only way to love.

43. The hand you can't hold lasts longer than the lover.

44. This is a greenhouse full of cacti. I stood for a long time with a balloon called happiness.

45. Reality always likes to play practical jokes, which is unreasonable.

46. People are most awake when they have nothing.

47. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out!

48. An infatuation is not worth an unforgettable memory.

49. Tired of breaking up hand in hand, we will be free.

50, knowing whether it is a cliche or sad.

Sentences satirizing love _ classic sentences satirizing men

A sarcastic remark about love:

1, fireworks are easy to cool and people are easy to separate. You ask me if I still wait.

Sometimes you can see the cleanest world by closing your eyes.

I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be a farce.

4. Love is like a cigarette. This is a burning process. When it burns out, it will disappear.

5. It is you who pale my waiting and satirize my persistence.

6. Love words are nonsense that you don't believe, but you want the other person to believe.

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

8. Love is just a cover for two people to use each other!

9. My charm alone is not as sweet as the two of you.

10, everyone knows that it is a lie, but I will still be moved.

1 1. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

12, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say I don't love you.

13, you can let go of whatever you hold, and you can take away those tender feelings.

14, there is an ending called destiny takes a hand, and there is a heartache called endless.

15, love, either makes people mature or deprives them.

16, the most heartbreaking feeling in the world is not lovelorn, but when I gave my heart to you, you were cheating on me.

17, sunshine is happier after dark clouds, and love is sweeter after disharmony.

18, nine times out of ten, women have a little love in their hearts, and they show two things on the surface.

19, you are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear.

20, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven.

2 1, husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and when the disaster comes, they fly separately.

22. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity!

23. Women can change under the interests, and men can grow up under the lessons.

24. Every time I deceive myself, I do it perfectly.

25, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, just a drink reminds me of the past.

26. Express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

27. I hope their boyfriends are electric and their girlfriends are inflatable.

28. Missed love is like a stagnant watch, which will never meet the staggered hands.

29. Some people say that love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

30. If you love each other, get married quickly. Don't gamble on love with your youth.

A selection of classic sentences satirizing men;

Your appearance is very refreshing.

2. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

4, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

6. You are smart and know you are a person.

7. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

8. When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10, no matter how handsome it is. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

1 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I counted myself a hooligan as soon as I turned my head!

12, if being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God doesn't look at you.

13, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

14, the way a man dies: watching a beautiful woman die with a beautiful death in his hand.

15, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

16. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

17, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

18, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

19, you get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

20. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!

2 1, do you have a childhood shadow? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.

22. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

23. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

24, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to be soaked is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding.

25, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

26. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will be pregnant, second, their wife will be desperate, third, their young lady will be ill, fourth, their lover will be soaked, sixth, mahjong will be played, seventh, money will be stolen, and eighth, Viagra will fail.

27. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

28, men, always smiling, eyes discharge, not sick, or derailed! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

29. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me, you can give it to me.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3 1, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to see if you can make up for the birth defects.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! This is really a rich water!

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

35. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.

36. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

37. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?

38. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

39. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

40, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

4 1, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

42. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

44. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

45. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

I've never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.

48. Don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are fine. So you still dumped me?

49. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

50. A man's infidelity is like a dog that can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

A sentence that satirizes reality.

1. The greatest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

3, boss, two pounds of true love first, take it back to feed the dog!

4. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

6, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

7. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much you like to hear.

8. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

9. Don't cry at my grave, it will stain my path of reincarnation.

10, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure, patting the ass to leave.

1 1. I have a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.

12, the carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

13, love is like a ghost, many people believe it, but few people see it.

14. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.

15, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

16, men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

17, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

18, behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

19, we walk too fast for our souls to keep up. ...

20. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

2 1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

22. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

24. Don't wish me happiness after I leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

25. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me. ...

27. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

28. There are many backgrounds, but I only have my back.

29, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

3 1, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

32. I can tolerate that my figure is fake, my face is fake, my chest is fake and my ass is fake! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

33. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

A sentence that satirizes reality.

1, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you.

2, I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, I want to send you, you want to go, I am the world's first football player, haha.

3. Tell lies with real names in practice, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in collection.

4. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

5. Urgent order: if you want money but have no money, you must be talented and unattractive, and it has been listed as "three noes". You must leave the city within 24 hours after receiving the order, or hell to pay!

6. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

7. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

8. There was once a woman who wanted to change me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again. . .

9. When you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind you.

10, Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

1 1. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but usually just say I'm naturally domineering. . .

12 As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes, which is quite valuable for reference, but reality has added some elements of the times to it. Now, brothers are like artificial limbs, and women are like underwear. People can be one-armed people, but they can't see people naked. . .

13, boss, two Jin of true love first, take it back and feed it to the dog!

14, shameless bitch, maybe a free lady, everyone reviles a whore.

15, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

16, there are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

17, the roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

18, smelly garbage man, spit out the source of nouns.

19, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

20. One must fall in love at first sight at least once in one's life. It seems that I have made many people live this life. . .

2 1, don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

22. don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit? Think about what you've done before you spit shit.

23. I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up

24. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

26, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

27. A movie can be a story without a director; The story has no screenwriter, but it's nothing. Therefore, you should at least be a screenwriter in your life, and strive to develop a director if you want to be wonderful.

28, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

29. The fewer enemies or confidants, the safer.

30. It is pitiful to attract bees and butterflies, and the road looks like a shore occasionally. Red lips have long been kissed by men, and the county seat has also been sexually entangled. Proud and shameless, and later innocent and ashamed. Provocative when unwilling to be lonely, what can you say if you are infected with AIDS?

3 1, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

You are a frog in the well, or you haven't even reached the well. . .

I don't like her, I like my script, but my script is that I love her deeply. . .

34. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

Sentences satirizing women's reality

36. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense ~

37. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically. . .

38. Steal it! You'll never get rich.

39. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

40. I am tea and you are water. Come and soak me!

4 1. When you chase the prince charming in your heart, the frog waiting for you is actually a prince and will be caught. . .

42. Bitches will always be bitches. Even with inflation, you can't be expensive!

43. The first love is beautiful because it tells us that there will be more next love.

44. clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

45. Love is when two people are madly in love and just start to pile up with piles of hypocrisy. When this handicraft has gone through the wear and tear of time, people wipe the dust on the surface again, only to find that everything is really superficial, so they choose something separate. . .

46. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

47. difficulty breathing. Sit down and sponge up your stomach.

48. For all scientific reasons, peas and rice just won't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.

49. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

50. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war between angels and demons. To get back at them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all rolled away. . .

5 1, when there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.

Live well, because we will die for a long time. What are some sentences that satirize reality?

53. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, so your overweight degree is not satisfactory.

54. Such a circle is like a football.

55. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

56. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I will die soon.

58. Hey, man! Be careful when having sex at night. The following one will be unbearable.

59. When you see a beautiful woman, you will be tempted and lie.

Lying is a man's privilege and being cheated is a woman's patent. . . 20xx classic quotations

6 1, it's no use getting so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

62. Think of your boss as a baby, and then think of yourself as a breast. Give yourself more pressure and squeeze out some milk, because babies don't know how to appreciate breasts that can't produce milk. . . classic quotations

63. The reason why feelings are bleak is that one party is begging at ordinary times, but the other party is unwilling to give alms. . .

64. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

65. To be alive is to jump in an oblique way.

66. It's all my fault that my son came out to steal things. It is my poor education. I'm sorry for everyone!

67. It is shameful to the adulterer Leng Mei, and loosening the soil is a skirt cow.

68. It's not that my happiness must be based on your pain, but that you should let your pain make me happy. . .

92. Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water loves falling flowers mercilessly.

93. You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just a defective product.

94. Don't look at your sleek appearance, which is covered with dirty feces and a layer of bleaching powder. You always think you are Lin Daiyu. Bah, that's disgusting!

You can see why there is famine in Africa.

96, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

97. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you smell good, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling. . .

98. I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated. . .

99. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

100, I am from China, and death is the soul of China. It is impossible for me to learn English.

10 1. Clothes make the man, and gold depends on Buddha. But the essence is still the essence, just like you, whether it is Li Ning or Adidas, it can't be everything. . .

102, explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.

103, two people's feelings, if only one person tries to mix honey, then in the end, it will only turn another bee into a fly. . .

104, how long are you going to gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

105, stand higher and pee farther.

106, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes. . . My weakness is: it is very low-key. . .

107, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, you will open the dyeing room.

108, I have never understood a question, why do people think you are a man?

109, what is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass. . .

1 10, don't watch what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, and don't think about what you should do.

1 1 1, you shameless woman, you have to pay back when you come out to mix. If you don't be a mistress, I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

1 12, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

1 13, don't say to me when you break up: in fact, you are very careless, so why did you dump me?

1 14, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

1 15, usually women say to men: I am not suitable for you. In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

1 16, one rose takes a long time, and 99 roses take a long time, so 99 roses take a long time. . .

1 17, if the person who wants to get married can't get married, then at most one plan will be ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called blood drop. . .

1 18, it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain. . .

1 19. When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my leaving doesn't take away your world.

120, I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you like me after I die.

12 1, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent.

122, optimistic about the future, pessimistic.

123, why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of darkness. . .

When people can use each other, it is because they are not strong enough.

70. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

7 1, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, pretend!

72. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

73. Beauty can only be used to deceive men, and cleverness can be used to deceive the world.

It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.

75. Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

76. Wow, I haven't seen you fuck that little black boy in my house for days.

77. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.

78. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts. Selected sentences satirizing people's reality

79. Romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth millions. . .

80. Where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. In the future, it is not bad for a large family, four or five people to squeeze a bed.

8 1, recently under great pressure, eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others. . .

82. Don't always say that the mud on the wall can't be turned over, because even if you are concrete and no one turns it over with you, you still have to be on the ground and someone turns it over. No matter how bad the mud is, you will still stick something on the wall. . .

83. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

84. Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

85, Zhong Wuyan's things, not Xia Yingchun's things.

86. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

87. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

88. Even though I am small, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness. . .

Sister Wen, you stand a little to the side, blocking my cell phone signal.

90. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. You can't pull it out when the roots are deep. . .

9 1, I thought a lot, but I felt a lot. . .