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Where are the typos in your life?
Common ones in life are:
1. Press (install) to install
2. Defeat (worry) to the disadvantage
3 , hug oneself (violate) and abandon oneself
4. Needle belittle (bianstone)
5. Park (ship) goods
6. Pulse (beat)
7. Relaxation (relaxation)
8. A worry (planning) can not be done
9. The flow of water (sichuan) does not stop
10. Essence (quintessence)
11. Overlap (stack)
12. Holiday (resort)
13. Prevention (obstruction) )Hinder
14. Radiation
15. Couplet
17. Concise and comprehensive
18. Breathing (general)
19. A drum (drum) for energy
20. Cantilever bone-piercing (bone)
21. Rough (rough)
22. Eat without food (fruit)
23. Shocked (shocked)
24. Make harmony (integrated) < /p>
25. Waiting room
26. Waiting (and) in a hurry
27. Immediately
28. As in the past
29. Care of human life
30. Pretentiousness
31. Dig Corner (foot)
32. A promise is worth a thousand pounds (gold)
33. Walk without walking in the same direction
34. Jun (completed) construction< /p>
35. Don’t fall into the nest
36. Braised pork is popular with people
37. Waxing
38. Dead skin and sallow face
39. Blue sky and white clouds
40. Help each other
41. Continue again Keep working hard
42. The old couple (two) mouths
43. Huangliang (Liang) sweet dream
44. (Liao) Wang< /p>
45. Water cage (dragon) head
47. Spasm (spasm)
48. Meilun (wheel) beauty
49. Luo (啰) instigation
50. Spider silk ant (horse) traces
51. Withered and depressed
52. Shen Mian (掎)
53. Name (postcard)
54. Silently (Mo) abiding by the rules
55. Thumb (thumb) finger
p>56, retching (vomiting) hard work
57, Ping (ping) Tian
58, surprising (its) unexpected
59 , repair (repair)
60, kiss (green)
61, chime (out of) bamboo is difficult to write
62, admission ticket (ticket )
63. The rise of fame
64. The toughness
65. Scrapey
< p>66. Appreciation (appreciation)67. Talking and laughing (life)
68. People, things (worldly) stories
70. Forehead (Hand) Congratulations
71. Zhushuo (retrospective)
72. Ghosts worship (haunting)
73. Gold list (title) Name
74. Walking to nowhere
75. Rushing like a flying bird
76. Migrating (migration)
77. White and flawless (flaws)
78. Jiuxiao (xiao)
79. Xuan (catharsis)
80. Greetings (Xuan)
81. String (melody) rhythm
82. Fake (fake) product
83. Can’t do it myself (already)
< p>84. You are like a tiger going down the mountain85. Fishing (fishing) after exhausting the lake
86. Replenishing the number with taro (竽)
87 , Utopia (source)
88. Dirty (stolen) money
89. Jiao (dipping) water
90. Sting (sting)
91. Decoration (frame)
92. Drink dove (鸩) to quench thirst
93. Sitting in battle (township)
94. Circumstantial evidence (symptoms) and extensive introduction
95. Moxibustion (burning) can heat the hand
96. Jiuzhou (State)
97. The privacy of the bed (first)
98. The posture (unwanted) and the willful behavior
99. The tampering (compilation)
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100. Doing (sitting) in a confinement parlor
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It is easy to make mistakes in daily life 100 words to read
1. To criticize (bian 1) current ills
2. To shield (bi 4) to protect
3. To be secretive (bi 4)
4. Restoration of the monarch (bi 4)
5. Rough workmanship (cao 1)
6. Famous mountain and ancient temple (cha 4)
< p>7. A (chang 1) heavy rain8. Emotionally intense (chi 4) hot
9. Ruthless whipping (chi 1)
10 . Trauma (chuang 1) injury
11. Arrest (dai 4) prisoner
12. Candidate file (dang 4) case
13. Deep condolences (dao 4) read
14. Wash (di 2) stains
15. Make people hairy (fa 4) finger
6. Fei (fei 1 ) smells constantly
17. Atmosphere (fen 1) harmony
18. Processed preserved fruits (fu 3)
19. Supply (gong 1) should not Request
20. Convert (gui 1) to Buddhism
21. Executioner (gui 4)
22. Rose (gui 1)
23. Rough style (guang 3)
24. The pond dried up (he 2)
25. Echoing the voice (he 4)
26. impeach (he 2) the president
27. mix (hun 4) gas
28. wound ulcer (hui 4) thick
29. wanted (ji 1) Important crime
30. Give (ji 2) help
31. Hold a grudge (ji 2) be jealous
32. Chew something (jiao 2) ) word
33. annihilate (jian 1) destroy the enemy
34. escort (jie 4) the prisoner
35. spiritual comfort (jie 4) p>
36. Japonica (jing 1) rice
37. Wen Cuijing (jing 1) Hua
38. Kill one as a warning to a hundred (jing 3)
39. Traditional Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture (jiu 3)
40. Follow the rules (ju 3)
41. Play the role (jue 2)
42 . Chew (jue 2) taste
43. Sniper (ju 1) hitter
44. Ke (ke 4) do one's duty
45. Blackmailer (le 4) Suo
46. Implicate (lei 3) others
47. Plenty of fruits (lei 2)
48. Quantity (liang 4) Genre Clothes
49. So cute (mu 2)
50. Suddenly (mo 4) looking back
51. Dull (ne 4) few words< /p>
52. Stick to (ni 4) routines
53. Brew (niang 4) feelings
54. Be broad-minded and fat (pan 2)
55. Make the same method (pao 2)
56. Big belly (pia)
n 2)
57. Shuibo (po 1) Liangshan
58. Yiye Bian (pian 1) boat
59. Quiet (qiao 3) Then rise
60. Tapping the potential (qian 2)
61. Preserving the medium and drawing fiber (qian 1)
62. The golden cicada sheds its shell (qiao 4)
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63. Strong words (qiang 3)
64. Eliminate (qu 1) cold and relieve pain
65. Shopping coupon (quan 4)
66. Break (she 2) this business
67. Go up (she 4) levels
68. Xinxin (shen 1) students
69. lick (shi 4) the calf is affectionate
70. wash (shuan 4)
71. suck (shun 3) suck the milk
72. confusing (shuo 4) confusing
73. strong wind (si 4) raging
74. shaping (su 4) image
75. stele rubbings (ta 4) film
76. Ruthless whipping (ta 4)
77. Tunnel collapse (tan 1)
78. Picky vision (ti 1) )
79. Brush copybook (tie 4)
80. Cunning person (xia 2)
81. Portraits (xiao 4)
82. Stirring the strings (xian 2)
83. Chemical fiber (xian 1) fiber
84. Knee (xi 1) pain
85. Milk odor (xiu 4) is still wet
86. Star acupuncture point (xue 2)
87. Yin (yan 1) red
88 . Choking (ye 4)
89. Self-pity (yi 4)
90. Ying (ying 1) graduates
91. Roundabout (yu 1) Rotten numbness
92. Meeting with (yu 4) people
93. Ironing (yu 4) posts appropriately
94. Fainting (yun 4) car medicine
95. Truck (zai 4)
96. Cut and stick (zhan 1) paste
97. Symptom (zheng 1) knot
98. The finale (zhou 4)
99. The confrontation between the two armies (zhi 4)
100. The edge (zhuo 2)
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Common typos in advertisements:
Yiyi (Yiyi) reluctant to give up - clothing Advertisement
Everyone has a cup of tea (monument) - Liquor Advertisement
One step to the stomach (position) - Stomach Medicine Advertisement
Happy riding (other ) in--horse racing/motorcycle advertisement
Baiyi (Yi) Baishun--electric iron advertisement
Burning (slightly) better--fast food restaurant advertisement
Bath as you please (desire) - water heater advertisement
A leisurely (virtuous) wife and loving mother - washing machine advertisement
Cough (burn) without delay - cough medicine advertisement
p>Big stones (things) turn into small things, and small stones (things) turn into small stones--advertisement for treating stone disease
One click (seeing) is better than hearing a hundred times. If you don't "fight", you won't know each other--Printer Advertisement< /p>
A cosmetics company’s advertisement in Hong Kong reads: “Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible, and don’t leave ‘acne’
A washing machine advertisement is based on an idiom with one word changed: “A leisurely wife and a loving mother” ".
Audio company: "One call and four responses", "Sound in the east and attack in the west".
Dumpling shop: "Everything is included".
Lime factory: "made from scratch".
Pawnshop: "Well deserved."
Hat Company: "Hat and Hats Take the People".
Tourist barber shop: "nothing is left untouched".
Pharmacy: "asking for trouble."
1. The typo was not intentional (typos in quotation marks)
1. At the entrance of the hotel: "Copy" rice
2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: Tire repair "flush"
3. The entrance of a retail store: "sold separately"
4. The entrance of a furniture store: "all"
5. Decoration Store entrance: Decorate with "Huang"
6. Lost property advertisement: Lost property "enlightenment"
7. Installation company entrance: "Press" to install
8. Car wash Store entrance: Car wash and wax
9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice
10. Fruit shop entrance: "Bo" radish
11. Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"
12. Hardware store sign: "扦" seat
13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball
14 , The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block"
15. The farmer's market sign: "Tomato" tomato
16. The parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll
< p>17. Slogan to crack down: Strict crackdown18. Banner at a certain airport: "Young"
19. Slogan for traffic: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" Endless harm
20. A certain canteen’s menu: Fish “Garden”
2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement : "Cough" without delay
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless fun
3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe
4. Glasses advertising: a "brightness" is astonishing
5. Mosquito repellent advertising: silently without "mosquitoes"
6. Scotch tape advertising: there is no substitute for "belt"
7. Internet cafe advertising: A deep love for "Internet"
8. Piano advertising: I have a special liking for "qin", and I fall in love with "piano" at first sight
9. Water heater advertising : "Bath" as you like
10. Air-conditioning advertisement: No "sweat" for life
11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" choose people
12 , A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are not given up
13. A certain real estate company advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available
14. A certain cake advertisement: "Cake" every step of the way
15. Stomach medicine advertisement: "No" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"
17. TV Iron advertisement: Bai "Yi" Bai Shun
18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burn" is better
19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother
20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with their “hats”
21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones
22. Printer Advertising: A hundred stories are worth one "click"
23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint
24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh
25. Treatment of hemorrhoids Medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids
26. Garden apartment advertisement: Be at peace with your apartment
27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance after hearing the word "machine"
28 , Seafood advertising: take the first step in getting "fresh"
29. Dental clinic advertising: "quick treatment" of the population
30. Gift shop advertising: "rituals" are of course
< p>31. Top hair (haircut)32. Riding fun (motorcycle)
33. No crumbs to hit (shampoo)
34. Mosquito Repellent (Mosquito Repellent Repellent)
The furniture store advertised as “furniture”
A restaurant’s signboard said “Thirteen is too full”
A real estate advertisement's "Bury the Rich on All Sides" is very conspicuous
Pharmaceutical merchants put out slogans with homophonic meanings such as "Don't stay under the spot"
The word "stop" is written as " "Ding", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word "dinner", eggs are written as "Chicken Dan", various beers are written as "various beers"
Consultation is written as "Ziwen"
Waiting for the bus The hall is written as "waiting hall"
The seat is written as "玺"
Don't write "keep in mind"
Gonghou is written as "Gonghou"
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Recruitment is written as "recruitment"
Casual clothes are written as "closed clothes"
Deputies to the National People's Congress are written as "adult representatives"
Public toilets are written as "public rules"
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