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Where are the typos in your life?

Common ones in life are:

1. Press (install) to install

2. Defeat (worry) to the disadvantage

3 , hug oneself (violate) and abandon oneself

4. Needle belittle (bianstone)

5. Park (ship) goods

6. Pulse (beat)

7. Relaxation (relaxation)

8. A worry (planning) can not be done

9. The flow of water (sichuan) does not stop

10. Essence (quintessence)

11. Overlap (stack)

12. Holiday (resort)

13. Prevention (obstruction) )Hinder

14. Radiation

15. Couplet

17. Concise and comprehensive

18. Breathing (general)

19. A drum (drum) for energy

20. Cantilever bone-piercing (bone)

21. Rough (rough)

22. Eat without food (fruit)

23. Shocked (shocked)

24. Make harmony (integrated) < /p>

25. Waiting room

26. Waiting (and) in a hurry

27. Immediately

28. As in the past

29. Care of human life

30. Pretentiousness

31. Dig Corner (foot)

32. A promise is worth a thousand pounds (gold)

33. Walk without walking in the same direction

34. Jun (completed) construction< /p>

35. Don’t fall into the nest

36. Braised pork is popular with people

37. Waxing

38. Dead skin and sallow face

39. Blue sky and white clouds

40. Help each other

41. Continue again Keep working hard

42. The old couple (two) mouths

43. Huangliang (Liang) sweet dream

44. (Liao) Wang< /p>

45. Water cage (dragon) head

47. Spasm (spasm)

48. Meilun (wheel) beauty

49. Luo (啰) instigation

50. Spider silk ant (horse) traces

51. Withered and depressed

52. Shen Mian (掎)

53. Name (postcard)

54. Silently (Mo) abiding by the rules

55. Thumb (thumb) finger

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56, retching (vomiting) hard work

57, Ping (ping) Tian

58, surprising (its) unexpected

59 , repair (repair)

60, kiss (green)

61, chime (out of) bamboo is difficult to write

62, admission ticket (ticket )

63. The rise of fame

64. The toughness

65. Scrapey

< p>66. Appreciation (appreciation)

67. Talking and laughing (life)

68. People, things (worldly) stories

70. Forehead (Hand) Congratulations

71. Zhushuo (retrospective)

72. Ghosts worship (haunting)

73. Gold list (title) Name

74. Walking to nowhere

75. Rushing like a flying bird

76. Migrating (migration)

77. White and flawless (flaws)

78. Jiuxiao (xiao)

79. Xuan (catharsis)

80. Greetings (Xuan)

81. String (melody) rhythm

82. Fake (fake) product

83. Can’t do it myself (already)

< p>84. You are like a tiger going down the mountain

85. Fishing (fishing) after exhausting the lake

86. Replenishing the number with taro (竽)

87 , Utopia (source)

88. Dirty (stolen) money

89. Jiao (dipping) water

90. Sting (sting)

91. Decoration (frame)

92. Drink dove (鸩) to quench thirst

93. Sitting in battle (township)

94. Circumstantial evidence (symptoms) and extensive introduction

95. Moxibustion (burning) can heat the hand

96. Jiuzhou (State)

97. The privacy of the bed (first)

98. The posture (unwanted) and the willful behavior

99. The tampering (compilation)

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100. Doing (sitting) in a confinement parlor

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It is easy to make mistakes in daily life 100 words to read

1. To criticize (bian 1) current ills

2. To shield (bi 4) to protect

3. To be secretive (bi 4)

4. Restoration of the monarch (bi 4)

5. Rough workmanship (cao 1)

6. Famous mountain and ancient temple (cha 4)

< p>7. A (chang 1) heavy rain

8. Emotionally intense (chi 4) hot

9. Ruthless whipping (chi 1)

10 . Trauma (chuang 1) injury

11. Arrest (dai 4) prisoner

12. Candidate file (dang 4) case

13. Deep condolences (dao 4) read

14. Wash (di 2) stains

15. Make people hairy (fa 4) finger

6. Fei (fei 1 ) smells constantly

17. Atmosphere (fen 1) harmony

18. Processed preserved fruits (fu 3)

19. Supply (gong 1) should not Request

20. Convert (gui 1) to Buddhism

21. Executioner (gui 4)

22. Rose (gui 1)

23. Rough style (guang 3)

24. The pond dried up (he 2)

25. Echoing the voice (he 4)

26. impeach (he 2) the president

27. mix (hun 4) gas

28. wound ulcer (hui 4) thick

29. wanted (ji 1) Important crime

30. Give (ji 2) help

31. Hold a grudge (ji 2) be jealous

32. Chew something (jiao 2) ) word

33. annihilate (jian 1) destroy the enemy

34. escort (jie 4) the prisoner

35. spiritual comfort (jie 4)

36. Japonica (jing 1) rice

37. Wen Cuijing (jing 1) Hua

38. Kill one as a warning to a hundred (jing 3)

39. Traditional Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture (jiu 3)

40. Follow the rules (ju 3)

41. Play the role (jue 2)

42 . Chew (jue 2) taste

43. Sniper (ju 1) hitter

44. Ke (ke 4) do one's duty

45. Blackmailer (le 4) Suo

46. Implicate (lei 3) others

47. Plenty of fruits (lei 2)

48. Quantity (liang 4) Genre Clothes

49. So cute (mu 2)

50. Suddenly (mo 4) looking back

51. Dull (ne 4) few words< /p>

52. Stick to (ni 4) routines

53. Brew (niang 4) feelings

54. Be broad-minded and fat (pan 2)

55. Make the same method (pao 2)

56. Big belly (pia)

n 2)

57. Shuibo (po 1) Liangshan

58. Yiye Bian (pian 1) boat

59. Quiet (qiao 3) Then rise

60. Tapping the potential (qian 2)

61. Preserving the medium and drawing fiber (qian 1)

62. The golden cicada sheds its shell (qiao 4)

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63. Strong words (qiang 3)

64. Eliminate (qu 1) cold and relieve pain

65. Shopping coupon (quan 4)

66. Break (she 2) this business

67. Go up (she 4) levels

68. Xinxin (shen 1) students

69. lick (shi 4) the calf is affectionate

70. wash (shuan 4)

71. suck (shun 3) suck the milk

72. confusing (shuo 4) confusing

73. strong wind (si 4) raging

74. shaping (su 4) image

75. stele rubbings (ta 4) film

76. Ruthless whipping (ta 4)

77. Tunnel collapse (tan 1)

78. Picky vision (ti 1) )

79. Brush copybook (tie 4)

80. Cunning person (xia 2)

81. Portraits (xiao 4)

82. Stirring the strings (xian 2)

83. Chemical fiber (xian 1) fiber

84. Knee (xi 1) pain

85. Milk odor (xiu 4) is still wet

86. Star acupuncture point (xue 2)

87. Yin (yan 1) red

88 . Choking (ye 4)

89. Self-pity (yi 4)

90. Ying (ying 1) graduates

91. Roundabout (yu 1) Rotten numbness

92. Meeting with (yu 4) people

93. Ironing (yu 4) posts appropriately

94. Fainting (yun 4) car medicine

95. Truck (zai 4)

96. Cut and stick (zhan 1) paste

97. Symptom (zheng 1) knot

98. The finale (zhou 4)

99. The confrontation between the two armies (zhi 4)

100. The edge (zhuo 2)

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Common typos in advertisements:

Yiyi (Yiyi) reluctant to give up - clothing Advertisement

Everyone has a cup of tea (monument) - Liquor Advertisement

One step to the stomach (position) - Stomach Medicine Advertisement

Happy riding (other ) in--horse racing/motorcycle advertisement

Baiyi (Yi) Baishun--electric iron advertisement

Burning (slightly) better--fast food restaurant advertisement

Bath as you please (desire) - water heater advertisement

A leisurely (virtuous) wife and loving mother - washing machine advertisement

Cough (burn) without delay - cough medicine advertisement

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Big stones (things) turn into small things, and small stones (things) turn into small stones--advertisement for treating stone disease

One click (seeing) is better than hearing a hundred times. If you don't "fight", you won't know each other--Printer Advertisement< /p>

A cosmetics company’s advertisement in Hong Kong reads: “Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible, and don’t leave ‘acne’

A washing machine advertisement is based on an idiom with one word changed: “A leisurely wife and a loving mother” ".

Audio company: "One call and four responses", "Sound in the east and attack in the west".

Dumpling shop: "Everything is included".

Lime factory: "made from scratch".

Pawnshop: "Well deserved."

Hat Company: "Hat and Hats Take the People".

Tourist barber shop: "nothing is left untouched".

Pharmacy: "asking for trouble."

1. The typo was not intentional (typos in quotation marks)

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "Copy" rice

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: Tire repair "flush"

3. The entrance of a retail store: "sold separately"

4. The entrance of a furniture store: "all"

5. Decoration Store entrance: Decorate with "Huang"

6. Lost property advertisement: Lost property "enlightenment"

7. Installation company entrance: "Press" to install

8. Car wash Store entrance: Car wash and wax

9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice

10. Fruit shop entrance: "Bo" radish

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" seat

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14 , The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block"

15. The farmer's market sign: "Tomato" tomato

16. The parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll

< p>17. Slogan to crack down: Strict crackdown

18. Banner at a certain airport: "Young"

19. Slogan for traffic: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" Endless harm

20. A certain canteen’s menu: Fish “Garden”

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement : "Cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless fun

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertising: a "brightness" is astonishing

5. Mosquito repellent advertising: silently without "mosquitoes"

6. Scotch tape advertising: there is no substitute for "belt"

7. Internet cafe advertising: A deep love for "Internet"

8. Piano advertising: I have a special liking for "qin", and I fall in love with "piano" at first sight

9. Water heater advertising : "Bath" as you like

10. Air-conditioning advertisement: No "sweat" for life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" choose people

12 , A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are not given up

13. A certain real estate company advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available

14. A certain cake advertisement: "Cake" every step of the way

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: "No" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. TV Iron advertisement: Bai "Yi" Bai Shun

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burn" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with their “hats”

21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer Advertising: A hundred stories are worth one "click"

23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Treatment of hemorrhoids Medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden apartment advertisement: Be at peace with your apartment

27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance after hearing the word "machine"

28 , Seafood advertising: take the first step in getting "fresh"

29. Dental clinic advertising: "quick treatment" of the population

30. Gift shop advertising: "rituals" are of course

< p>31. Top hair (haircut)

32. Riding fun (motorcycle)

33. No crumbs to hit (shampoo)

34. Mosquito Repellent (Mosquito Repellent Repellent)

The furniture store advertised as “furniture”

A restaurant’s signboard said “Thirteen is too full”

A real estate advertisement's "Bury the Rich on All Sides" is very conspicuous

Pharmaceutical merchants put out slogans with homophonic meanings such as "Don't stay under the spot"

The word "stop" is written as " "Ding", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word "dinner", eggs are written as "Chicken Dan", various beers are written as "various beers"

Consultation is written as "Ziwen"

Waiting for the bus The hall is written as "waiting hall"

The seat is written as "玺"

Don't write "keep in mind"

Gonghou is written as "Gonghou"

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Recruitment is written as "recruitment"

Casual clothes are written as "closed clothes"

Deputies to the National People's Congress are written as "adult representatives"

Public toilets are written as "public rules"

< p>Invisible is written as "hidden"