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How to be a civilized driver?

One: Don’t run red lights.

Comments: I believe everyone can do this. When we were in kindergarten, the teacher taught us: stop when the red light is on, go when the green light is on, and wait when the yellow light is on. However, sometimes you may accidentally "cross the line". Remember to be careful next time!

Two: Don’t park randomly.

Comments: Well, generally everyone is very well-behaved, but sometimes it’s convenient to stop by the roadside to do errands! Don't do this next time. The policeman might miraculously appear in the next second, and it’s not delicious to post dried tofu for you. Besides, if someone bumps into someone, no one will care. It’s safer to park in a dedicated area. The most important thing is to park in a civilized manner. Don't just park for yourself and block other people's entry and exit.

Three: Don’t blow the whistle randomly.

Comment: This is not difficult. Many people will say: I don’t want to blow the horn either. But you see, passers-by are jaywalking on the road, and if they don't "beep", they think I don't exist; the car owner in front of me is talking on the phone slowly, and if he doesn't "beep", I have to block the back like a follower... Don't worry, Don't worry, as a civilized car owner, please be patient and disciplined, okay?

Four: Don’t fight to be first on the zebra crossing.

Comments: Life is precious. If you are driving and encounter pedestrians crossing a zebra crossing, do not fight with them, even if the pedestrians are running a red light. No matter how urgent it is, it’s not at this moment. Even if the pedestrian lights are not on, the car should still let people pass by. Mutual humility between people has been a virtue in China since ancient times. Compared to motor vehicles, pedestrians are a vulnerable group and should be humble.

Five: Do not drive after drinking.

Comments: Everyone knows that drunk driving is very harmful. A drop of wine by the driver brings tears to the loved ones. Even if you think you've never been drunk and can drive drunk, don't trust yourself so much when someone else's fate is in your hands. For your safety and the safety of others, please avoid driving under the influence.

Six: Don’t speed when driving.

Comment: It’s such a big city, such a wide road, and it’s not a racing track. Why go so fast? Are you almost late for work? The boss is waiting for you to pick him up? Does your girlfriend urge you to go on a date? You can't speed either. It's not like reincarnation, so it wouldn't be good if something happened in such a hurry.

Seven: Try to turn off the high beam when driving at night.

Comment: Be kind. If you turn on your high-beam headlights and see far away, the driver of the other side of you won't be able to see you. If I can't make things easier for you, I'm going to trick him. In the dark sky, you have to know that the other person will be very uncomfortable seeing such a dazzling light. So please try not to turn on the high beam when meeting another car.

8: Use the turn signal when merging or turning.

Comment: Turn on the turn signal so that the car behind you will know where you are going and will not kiss you. You can't suddenly merge or turn just because you are an experienced driver with superb skills, or you don't even see a car behind you in the rearview mirror. No one will be blind to you, so don't take chances.

Nine: Driving without fatigue.

Comments: Hey, how can a person not be tired when he is drifting in the rivers and lakes. I get up to go to work at dawn in the morning, talk to clients in the morning, pick up my boss in the afternoon, and have to eat and drink with me after get off work in the evening. I feel sleepy. There's no time to rest. Let's drive home as soon as possible. Never! Life is not a child's play, don't let yourself get too tired, and don't let yourself lose the big for the small. Remember!

Ten: Do not spit or throw objects out of the car window.

Comments: Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away, but why did you... Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking! The Moonlight Box is a treasure, and it is wrong for you to throw it away as it will pollute the flowers and plants! Look, if you still don’t listen to your teacher, you’ll smash the window of someone’s Ferrari!

Eleven: Don’t use your cell phone while driving.

Comment: Is it okay not to answer the phone? The boss is very cruel, I can't let this month's salary be deducted for this. Can you not make a phone call? My girlfriend asked her to call her on time at three o'clock, but now it's 59 seconds later. It's not comfortable to go home and kneel on the washboard. Remember, this is uncivilized and can easily lead to traffic accidents.

Wait until you stop the car and explain to your boss or girlfriend.

Twelve: Wear a seat belt when driving.

Comments: Wear condoms when going to bed and wear seat belts when driving. For your safety and the safety of others, please take protective measures. Don't rely too much on airbags. When a crisis comes, the safest thing is seat belts.

Thirteen: Slow down when passing through puddles.

Comments: Water can carry boats, cook porridge, and even splash on pedestrians. Therefore, when you pass by a puddle, please slow down, pass slowly, and give way to pedestrians. Besides, it can also reduce the chance of your car being splashed back by water.

14: Do not make U-turns, turns, etc. in the middle of the road at will.

Comment: Oops, we’ve passed that turning point. Oops, we have to drive an extra 500 meters, which is really annoying. Hey, there are no cameras in this place? I turn, I drop. In order to take shortcuts or for convenience, many car owners secretly make U-turns on some remote roads or places where there are no cameras. Accidents may occur, so vehicle owners are advised to make a U-turn at places with U-turn and turn signs.

Fifteen: Do not overtake in the opposite direction when encountering traffic jam ahead.

Comment: Everyone goes his own way, which is the right way. If there is a traffic jam, just wait for the traffic to clear up. If you overtake in the opposite direction, the oncoming vehicle will be unable to drive in your own lane, resulting in traffic jams on both sides. This will prolong the traffic jam and harm everyone's public interests. And driving in the opposite direction is extremely dangerous, so don’t take your own life for granted.

Sixteen: Do not occupy non-motorized lanes and emergency lanes

Comments: Non-motorized lanes and emergency lanes are not roads that motor vehicles should take. Especially the emergency lane, if you occupy it, in the event of an emergency, rescue vehicles cannot pass through in a timely and effective manner, which will threaten people's property and life safety.

17: Do not intentionally deface or cover the license plate.

Comments: When driving on the expressway, be smart and cover the license plate quietly so that you can’t take a picture even if you are speeding. Or you may deliberately cover a number or letter, and the photo taken will not be clear, so you won’t be caught if you break the rules. This little trick is the work of a villain. We are civilized people and we drive in a civilized manner.

18: Driving without slippers or high heels.

Comments: Men like to wear slippers in summer, and women like to wear high heels at any time. It's troublesome to switch back and forth, so I might as well just drive like this. It's not easy to drive like this and it's not easy to control the sensitivity of the brakes. If you really need them, it’s recommended that you change into flats in the car and put them back on when you get out of the car.

Nineteen: Don’t get angry or vindictive when you see others driving randomly.

Comments: There is a traffic jam ahead, and you are annoyed; when a pedestrian crosses the road, you scold him for seeking death; the red light is too long, and you are so angry that you slap the steering wheel; when the light changes, the car in front still refuses to move. You honk your horn as hard as you can... You should be calm when driving, especially when waiting for traffic lights. You must not be impatient. You must learn to restrain your emotions, try to think from other people's perspective, and be considerate of others to avoid "road rage". If you have just finished an argument with your wife and are so angry that you have nowhere to vent your anger, you might as well wait before driving.

Twenty: No overcrowding or overloading.

Comments: It’s the Chinese New Year, and my wife, children, parents, brothers and sisters are all going home. Air tickets are too expensive, and I can’t buy train tickets, so I have to squeeze into my car. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, you can still fit in if you squeeze in. This is a serious overload. It will be very dangerous on the highway. If you brake suddenly or swerve suddenly, the car will overturn. No one can predict what might happen, so I would rather not go home than gamble with the lives of my loved ones.