Jokes and brain teasers

My brother is a chef and a boss. One day a girl came over and asked him: Boss, do you need a boss lady? -_-

There is a pretentious and handsome guy in the dormitory, and he has a lot of girlfriends! Ya's slogan: There is no girl you can't catch. I got angry on the spot and bet 50 yuan to chase our monitor (who was in a different class). Ya's like a cow and agreed on the spot. The next day he came back and said, "Damn, your monitor is a man." [br/] On the third day I lost 50

When I first entered college, in order to show that I was a person with great personality, I gave The dormitory was named "Boogie Pavilion" and a piece of paper was posted outside the dormitory door. As a result, four of them failed more than 20 subjects in four years...

There is a colleague in the unit who is from Mongolia. Human beings are great god-level figures who often wander around the world. I went home for a year's vacation and still didn't come back after several days of vacation. My boss called me. Ya said on the phone: Boss, I'm still riding a horse on the Hulunbuir grassland to find my home. My family is a nomadic people. I don't know where to move now. Where is it?

A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women's restroom. After entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the women's restroom. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When I was opening the door, I met a girl coming in. The girl looked at him, blushed, lowered her head, turned around and went to the men's room

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One day, there were too many people on the bus. It was very hot and stuffy. I didn’t know who farted. Now the environment was even worse. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do. Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I've already bought a ticket!"

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Lost bicycles are a serious problem in school. New bikes disappear in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes you are lucky and the lost bike will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a classmate in the same dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have installed the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing returned from studying at night, looking depressed. He looked like he was holding a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days!

A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. So I bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found that there were five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding!

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This This incident happened when I was in middle school, and to this day, it is a unique incident.

It was an English class. The teacher asked us to use "How..." to make sentences. At that time, there were "How are you, How do you do" and other daily expressions in junior high schools, but the problem was that When everyone was brainstorming the answer, a guy in the back row said "How Yugen~~~~~~~~~" (I believe friends who have played "Street Fighter" will know what it means) and all the boys in the class immediately fell down laughing. , the girls and the teacher were inexplicably stunned by the sudden scene~~~ 2. Don’t laugh out loud

A classmate in middle school moved. Invite everyone to his house for dinner. There are many dishes. His mother stood up at the dinner table and said to everyone politely: "You must eat and drink enough." Don't be polite, let alone waste it. Now I'm moving to a new house. Anyway, I don't raise pigs at home, so it would be a pity to throw it away.

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Mr. H and his friend entered a high-end shopping mall and only took two steps after entering the store. Suddenly I saw him skating on the smooth marble floor, and I was very surprised. When I asked him, Mr. H pointed to the sign next to him while continuing to skate, and said seriously: "Since you are here, you must abide by the rules here. "The sign says: "Slip with caution."

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A certain leader went to the countryside for a census and asked an old farmer : Do you know why close relatives can’t get married? The old farmer smiled honestly and replied: Hahaha, hehe, it’s hard to do anything if the relationship is too familiar.

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A sculpture was built in a new building of a university: a girl holds a book in her left hand and holds a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students, but many people’s slogans were unsuccessful. Erhe - reading is useless!

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There was such a question in a literature exam:

Noun explanation: Shakespeare (honorific title of Shakespeare)

A classmate answered like this: Shakespeare, a strange bird

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When I was in primary school, there was a text called "Waterfall". In the middle, it said that the author turned around a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in the mountain. I A female classmate also read with emotion: When I turned around the mountain, I was shocked to see a rag hanging on the mountain.

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A brother suffered from constipation and could not defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw a brother rushing into the toilet like a storm and entered the toilet. From the seat next to him, as soon as he entered the bubble club, he heard the word "Bubble Club", which put him in a good mood. The brother enviously said to the brother: Brother, I envy you so much.

The brother said: What are you envious of? I haven’t taken off my pants yet~~

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I took my youngest son to attend a friend’s birthday. After dinner and wine, we all went to Karaoke OK, my youngest son volunteered to sing for the protagonist. There was applause. ~ I sang a song to save my uncle’s life. Everyone was in an uproar. I looked back at the screen: praying.

I just bought a house and I called a buddy in excitement. Phone: 'I bought a house, but it's only a dime (forgot to say "blank") and needs to be renovated. "The buddy said: "Is there only one toilet? Where do you live?

The following is a brain teaser with answers and jokes

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing? (Answer: dreaming)

How should you describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (Answer: all the hard work you have done is wasted)

A divorced woman How should you describe a woman who has been married fifty times? (Answer: Ex-husband abandoned her)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves, and it takes ninety children to eat ninety loaves. How much time? (Answer: It is also three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can only spin but not move? (Answer: The wheel of a windmill)

What on earth What is the farthest distance something has to travel every day? (Answer: Earth)

What is the earliest Chinese surname? (Answer: Shan)

Iron will rust if left outside. What about the gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)

When does 1+2 not equal 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

Two people live together In the alley, they are only a few steps apart. They work in the same factory, but when they go to work every day, one always goes to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the street)

Three children It takes 3 minutes to eat three loaves. How long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety loaves? (Answer: It also takes three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can’t just turn? Walk? (Answer: The wheels of a windmill)

When is it better to raise your hands high? (Answer: When someone puts a gun to your head)

Xiao Ming’s family lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken and he didn’t take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? (Answer: The upstairs where his mother carried him on her back)

What object on the earth travels the farthest every day? (Answer: The earth (the earth rotates once every day is four million kilometers))

A black, thick, and hard stick Insert it into the hole and it will feel warm. When you pull it out, the customer will have to pay (an industry) (answer: roasted sugar cane)

It will be hard if you lick it, or if you don’t lick it, it will feel good To sleep, rub it (thing on human body) first (answer: teeth)

A kind of thing, the Eastern one is short and the Western one is long. After marriage, women can use the male thing. The monk has it but doesn't use it (answer: human, surname)

What is the hardest thing? Girls love it most, especially married women, they love it to death. (Answer: Diamond)

Amin was bitten by a mosquito, one large and one small. Is the larger one bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite humans)

In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. First, please Which one should I order? (Answer: Matches)

There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them is locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only locked up for two weeks. ,Why? (Answer: Because the murderer will be dragged away to pay for his death)

Two people share five apples. What is the most fair way to divide them? (Answer: squeeze into juice)

Xiao Zhang drove his car and accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? (Answer: Xiaokai hearse)

Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk. What is the second longest trunk? (Answer: baby elephant)

When a person walks on the beach, why can’t he see his own footprints when he looks back? (Answer: Walking backwards)

What animal did you kill and bleed your blood? (Answer: Mosquito)

Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? (Answer: three generations)

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one walks to the left and the other to the right. What's going on? (Answer: Their doors are facing each other)

In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same test paper.

After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? (Answer: The two test papers were both blank)

Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least. Which month is that? (Answer: February)

There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it. What kind of place is this? (Answer: Detention Center)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: year, month, day in the newspaper)

What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

A plane full of people fell from an altitude of 10,000 meters and crashed. Why was there no one injured? (Answer: No one was injured, they all fell to death)

If we want to make our dreams a reality, what will be the first thing we do? (Answer: wake up)

What don’t people like to eat? (Answer: suffer a loss)

People told Adan why her clothes were unbuttoned, but she didn’t care. Why? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)

Putting firecrackers in the crotch of his pants-----Hit a military item (Answer: bomb)

Condoms---- Name a place (Answer: Baotou)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: While sleeping)

Valentine Card , birthday cards, big and small cards, what kind of card should you send to a woman to win her favor the most? (Answer: credit card)

Xiao Wang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this? ? (Answer: Because he is wearing shoes)

Where do you have to pay to speak? (Answer: make a phone call)

Dongdong’s father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. , why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

Which floor should you start from when building a building? (Answer: From the foundation)

Why do wild geese fly in autumn? Go south? (Answer: If you go, it’s too slow)

What door can never be closed? (Answer: Football goal)

What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

The woman does somersaults. ---Name a foreign city (Answer: Babylon)

There is a piece of natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)

There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

What climbs higher when the weather gets hotter? (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn’t anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brushing dentures)

Which one is more painful: coconut or watermelon? (Answer: My head hurts)

What product has the manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day? (Answer: newspaper)

Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles in place, then turns back and makes three circles in place, and then turns right again. At this time, its Where is the tail facing? (Answer: Chao Di)

When a fat girl is sick, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Go to heaven to occupy a place)

Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)

Vixens are best at confusing men, so What kind of "spirits" are obsessed with men and women together? (Answer: alcohol)

Xiao Zhang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this? (Answer: Still wearing shoes and socks)

Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but did not dare to jump off.

why is that? (Answer: There is no water underneath)

Which tooth will erupt last? (Answer: Dentures)

Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to break up the fight)

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why is this? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: The frog commits a breaststroke foul)

How long does it take to study at Peking University? (Answer: One dollar is enough)

Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him? (Answer: Repair Xiao Ming)

What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

What should I do if I have a stick and want to shorten it without sawing, breaking or cutting it? (Answer: Compare the length of one with it)

How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals)

Can you use 3 and chopsticks to make a number that is larger than 3 and smaller than 4? (Answer: Make up pi∏)

Shasha claims to be an expert in identifying the age of hens. His trick is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat the chicken by mouth to identify the age of the hen)

What number should be added between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number larger than 0 and smaller than 1? (Answer: Add one. Become 0.1)

What is said that fathers will not touch each other, but they will touch each other twice when they are called daddy? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

If one corner of a square table is removed, how many corners are left? (Answer: 5 dimes)

Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken, but what happened to make her suddenly hesitant? (Answer: Mrs. Jin was hesitating while eating sugar cane)

Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

How should 24 people be arranged in 5 rows and 6 rows in the city? (Answer: Just arrange it in a regular hexagon)

On the bus ***, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why? (Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people)

Under what circumstances is a person truly at the mercy of others? (Answer: On the operating table)

The angrier something becomes, the bigger it becomes? (Answer: Temper)

Asked the doctor about the patient's condition, the doctor only raised 5 My family members cried when I pointed my fingers. What’s the reason? (Answer: three long and two short)

Why are people willing to buy fake things? (Answer: wig, dentures)

What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf)

A man fell into the river and struggled a few times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

The new socks Xiao Ming bought had a hole in them, but he didn’t go to the salesperson to change them. Do you know why? (Answer: Socks)

What did you obviously not do, but you were punished? (Answer: Homework)

What is it that no one wants to get? (Answer: disease)

Which English letter does most people like to hear? (Answer: CD)

What thing grows a tail at night? (Answer: shooting star)

The family asked the doctor about the patient's condition. The doctor only raised five fingers, and the family cried. What was the reason? (Answer: three long and two short)

What has five heads, but people don't realize it? What's weird about it? (Answer: hands, feet)

What water can never be used up? (Answer: tears)

What does the elephant's left ear look like? (Answer: right ear)

What books cannot be bought in bookstores? (Answer: suicide note)

What kind of hat cannot be worn? (Answer: screw cap)

A student lives in school, why is he often late for school? (Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school he attends)

Why do the police turn a blind eye to car drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver did not drive)

Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? (Answer: three generations)

In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? (Answer: Both papers are blank)

Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least. Which month is that? (Answer: February)

There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it. What kind of place is this? (Answer: Detention Center)

In today’s society, what do most self-employed people rely on for a living? (Answer: Mouth)

What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? (Answer: Remove two drops of water)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: sleep)

Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He aims freely)

Pigs are full of treasures and are of great use. What other uses do pigs have to humans? (Answer: It can also be used to curse people)

Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who can’t repair clocks, to repair it for him? (Answer: Mom asks his father to repair it for him) Repair Xiao Ming)

What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: The year, month and day in the newspaper)

There are 10 coins in Ayan’s pocket. 10 coins are missing. What else is in his pocket? (Answer: a hole)

Why does it mean that a woman wants to get married when she wears high heels (Answer: Because wearing high heels makes others run slower when chasing her.)

A circle with a diameter of ten meters was drawn on the grass, with a cow inside, and a wooden stake inserted in the center of the circle. A cow is tied to a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat grass outside the pen? (Answer: It is not said that the cow is tied to the wooden stake)

There are two people, one facing south and one facing north. They are not allowed to look back, move around, or take photos. Mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces? (Answer: Standing face to face)

There is a piece of natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)

When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? (Answer: Reserved)

It was the first time for Xiao Wang and his parents to travel abroad. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language, and he was not deaf-mute, but I don't feel any inconvenience at all like I do in my own country. Why? (Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby)

What often comes but never really comes? (Answer: tomorrow)

You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? (Answer: Silence)

What can you hit without any effort? (Answer: doze off)

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it.

What is this word? (Answer: typo)

What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? (Answer: angle) 6829>

When will the sun rise from the west? (Answer: When swearing)

The heart transplant operation failed. The doctor asked the patient who was about to die if he had any last words to say. What do you think he would say? (Answer: In fact, you don’t understand my heart)

Xiao Ming found out that his room was burglarized, but he was not nervous at all. Why? (Answer: Where is someone else’s room)

Alone He committed suicide by jumping from a fifty-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why didn't he fall to death? (Answer: He was scared to death in mid-air)

Xiao Wang is an outstanding student When a soldier was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He was taking aim)

Why can frogs jump faster than How tall is a tree? (Answer: Trees can’t jump)

When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Cut off one corner of something with four corners)

What is taller? The more angry you are, the bigger it becomes? (Answer: Temper)

What is the difference between chess and Go? (Answer: The more you play chess, the less you play, and the more you play Go, the more you play)

A chicken and a goose are placed in the refrigerator. The chicken freezes to death, but the goose is alive. Why? (Answer: It’s a penguin)

Why do doctors wear masks during surgeries? (Answer: Afraid of recognition)

What is smaller than bacteria? (Answer: The son of bacteria)

When When you show off your strengths to others, what else will others know about you? (Answer: Not mute)

IX---This Roman numeral represents 9. How do you add a stroke to make it become An even number? (Answer: add 5 in front)

Wenwen was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why? (Answer: She was washing other people’s clothes)

There is a man wearing a safety helmet with a fan tied to it. He holds an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand, and wears roller skates. Where is he going? (Answer: Mental Hospital)

Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? (Answer: How can a living person be buried?)

Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test papers, so why does he keep looking at his classmates' answers? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)

What are you being punished for even though you didn’t do it? (Answer: Do your homework)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: Year, month, day in the newspaper)

< p>Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

What kind of official not only does not receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket? (Answer: The groom is in charge)

An old lady got on the bus, why didn't she Give up your seat? (Answer: There are empty seats in the car)

In what situation can one mountain accommodate two tigers? (Answer: one male and one female)

Where is a place that can be big or small? (Answer: toilet)

How come there is a hole in the newly bought socks? (Answer: Socks)

What book has no one seen? (Answer: The Book of Heaven)

Under what circumstances will a person smoke from his orifices? (Answer: Cremation)

There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it know it, but only people who use it don’t know it. What is it? (Answer: coffin)

Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans? (Answer: As long as you don’t drink it)

There is a stick. You want to make it shorter, but you are not allowed to saw, break, or shorten it. What else can you do? (Answer: Find a stick longer than it and compare it)

When will four minus three equal five? (Answer: Cut off one corner of something with four corners)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Go to heaven and take a seat.

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What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Not afraid of getting tanned)

The frustrated TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn’t swim and didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Love River)

What kind of bamboo does not grow in the soil? (Answer: Firecrackers)

What are the benefits of black hair? (Answer: Don’t worry about getting tanned)

It was the first time for Xiao Wang and his parents to travel abroad. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand foreign languages, but he felt like he was in his own country. No inconvenience at all, why? (Answer: He is a baby)

What kind of chicken has no wings? (Answer: Frog)

Someone said that the age of a chicken can be judged by its teeth. Why? (Answer: Teeth can chew out the tender parts of meat)

What grows a tail only at night? (Answer: Meteor)

There is an animal that you kill but bleeds your own blood. What animal is it? (Answer: Mosquito)

What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik)

What are the main causes of divorce? (Answer: Marriage)

When does the clock stop running? (Answer: The clock never moves)

What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? (Answer: bound edition)

Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? (Answer: Namo Amitabha)

Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (Answer: blind man)

Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand)

What do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after getting married because she is afraid of losing shape? (Answer: A peerless beauty)

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? (Answer: Earth)

What is the first thing Santa Claus puts in his stocking on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: his own feet)

The frustrated TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (Answer: Love River)

Kangaroo and monkey compete in high jump.

Why did the kangaroo lose before it even started jumping? (Answer: Kangaroo jumps on both feet)

Why is there a sheep among a group of wolves? (Answer: There is a word for sheep in the word group)

It only takes a minute for the snail to travel from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Answer: On the map)

Hitting a dog depends on its owner, but what does it look like when hitting a tiger? (Answer: See if you have any seeds)

In the O position of Bu, Ren, Wang, O, and Wu, which word from East, South, West, and North should be filled in? (Answer: It should be west! Because the first few words include one, two, three and five respectively)

There are three brothers between the eldest and the youngest. Although they were born in the same year, the same month and the same day, they are not the same at all. Similar, why? (Answer: They are fingers)

After a sailor who has been wandering on the vast sea for more than half a year sets foot on the mainland, what does he most want to do next? (Answer: Step on another Feet)

What is another name for eggplant? (Answer: vegetables)

When do the cow’s tongue and tail meet? (Answer: In the restaurant)

What can you borrow without paying it back (Answer: Borrow light)

When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Cut off one of the four corners Horn)

The angrier something is, the bigger it becomes? (Answer: Temper)

There is something that you can only hold with your left hand, but not with your right hand. This What is it? (Answer: right hand)

What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after they got married? (Answer: no one came to drink the wedding wine)

Why is a bottle labeled highly poisonous? Medicine is harmless to people? (Answer: As long as you don’t drink it)

A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why were only three people injured? (Answer: : Because of the signature of Banglao M)

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life, what is it? (Answer: Getting married on the same day, same year, same month)

< p>What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

Why did Tongtong and Zhuangzhuang insist that Zhuangzhuang grew taller by drinking goat milk when they first met? Big? (Answer: The shape is a sheep)

Where has the fewest Buddha statues? (Answer: South, Namo Amitabha)

How long does it take to finish studying at Tsinghua University? University? (Answer: It only takes one second to read these four words Tsinghua University)

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Because trees don’t jump at all!)

Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market will not come)

What can’t be lifted by a hundred men but can be lifted by one woman with one hand? (Answer: For example, it is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time)

The ancient Chinese once soaked a blue coat in the Yellow River. What would happen? (Answer: The clothes got wet. )

Why does it cost 60 yuan to buy one of the same items and 20 yuan to buy two? (Answer: Change for buying something worth 40 yuan with a hundred dollar bill)

The father, mother, brother and sister, there are only three people in a house. Why is this? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)

A man loves to drink, but he is also afraid of his wife. His wife stipulates that you must take off your shoes when entering the house, and he remembers it as if it were an imperial edict. One day I came back from drinking again. When I got to the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words about taking off my shoes when entering the house. I hurriedly took off my shoes, held them in my hands, and walked to the fifth floor barefoot. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife: I remembered to take off my shoes today. (Answer: You must take off your shoes)

What word is used all over the world? (Answer: Arabic numerals)

The hotter the weather, the higher something climbs? (Answer: Temperature)

What grows a tail at night? (Answer: Popularity)

What is the ceremony that a priest cannot preside over anyway? (Answer: his own funeral)

What are the main causes of divorce? (Answer: Marriage)

Wenwen was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why? (Answer: He is washing other people's clothes)

When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: A quadrilateral, cut off one corner, and there are five more corners)

The big man is peeing....guess an object (Answer: flower (flower, support the second child))