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What should I do in the face of dormitory sales?

The annual school season is coming soon, and students who are about to enter the university will inevitably be promoted by their seniors and sisters, and some social people will inevitably enter the school to promote them. Let the younger brothers and sisters who just entered the university not know what to do.

Here are some ways to refuse to sell. Let's study together.

1. Euphemism

Many college students are polite and know the hard work of salespeople, so the slogans posted on the doors are also euphemistic. This can not only tell the other party that you don't need it, but also try not to hurt the salesman's self-esteem.

2. violent type

In the face of the unbearable promotion of university dormitory, some students really can't stand it. They often put up some very violent slogans on their doors to refuse those annoying promotions. Compared with these students, dormitory sales really hit their bottom line.

3. Complaining type

For annoying dormitory sales, some students still come up with many wonderful ways to refuse, and this complaining refusal is one of them. They posted a slogan showing the poverty of the dormitory directly at the entrance of the dormitory, which firmly showed the salesman their determination not to buy their goods.

polite

Some kind-hearted students are embarrassed to refuse to sell in person, so they will put up a leaflet on the door. It is really rare for college students to take care of others like this!

Exquisite door stickers

overlook

1, I am poor and proud!

Don't disturb your senior three.

In the face of sales promotion, freshmen are easy to be recruited, but seniors are experienced. This kind of situation is much more common, and they will not be moved by rhetoric.

3. "Foreign practices"

4. Magic couplets

These door stickers have different styles, some rely on words to win, and some rely on pictures to scare salesmen. For example, in a college in Zhoukou, Henan Province, the door of girls is posted like this, which looks quite magical.

5. The Buddha declined

Dormitory sales are often associated with fraud, and some unscrupulous merchants use college students' inexperience to defraud students of their living expenses.

However, the seniors did not show their desire, and some salesmen were embarrassed to knock at the door when they saw such a door sticker.

6. Flyer "Basket"

What wonderful door stickers have you seen!