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What couplets should be posted in the toilet?

Couplet culture at the entrance of the bathroom.

It is not unusual to post couplets at the door of the toilet. A casual search will find many interesting "toilet couplets". The magic of Chinese characters is that an ordinary little thing, because of the revision of Chinese characters, makes people laugh at the toilet culture. Let's take a look at some famous couplets.

1, the first part: potholes, the second part: the door is not closed at night and the road is not connected.

At first glance, the first sentence "full of pits" is a very straightforward narrative. As we all know, in the past, rural toilets were dug underground and built with several boards. "Pit" is the simplest and straightforward name for the toilet, but when the upper sentence and the lower sentence are combined in this couplet, we will find that this couplet, which seems to depict the toilet, is actually very particular.

There is a saying in Zhuangzi Tian Yun: In the valley of Man Cang, there are pits everywhere. This sentence is a description of the society at that time. The barn is full, there is enough food, and people's lives are stable. The pits in the toilet are full, so people don't have to worry about fertilizer all year round, and crops naturally grow well. This pair of couplets uses words that people seldom pay attention to, expressing social stability and prosperity. I don't answer the road. I think everyone is familiar with it. It was written by Han Feizi. The social atmosphere was very good at that time. The people do not worry about food and clothing, and their lives are rich. Naturally, there are no thieves. They don't close the door at night. They won't lose anything. This pair of couplets appeals to both refined and popular tastes, starting with daily eating and drinking Lazarus, quoting classics, and expressing the yearning for a stable life. Is it especially suitable for sticking on the toilet door?

Part I: Cheap and Cheap Part II: Get rid of this toilet couplet with only eight words. The meaning is not simple. There are no punctuation marks at the beginning of Chinese characters, so many ancient Chinese sentences are punctuated in different places, and the meanings read are really different. This couplet also has such a miraculous effect, with two broken sentences and two artistic conceptions.

The first type: have/have a small bargain, get/get a big relief. Cheap, in the mouth of modern people, is generally pronounced as the second sound, which means that you can get some unexpected benefits, but in Buddhist scriptures, the explanation here is quite different. In Buddhist scriptures, "cheap" should mean reading the fourth sound, which means it is convenient to enter the door.

Buddhism emphasizes understanding and tolerance, and tolerance is also a way to achieve yourself. If you want to be tolerant, you should use the most convenient way for others, not impose your own ideas on others. It is Buddha's greatest wish to treat others in the most appropriate way and let them get rid of it.

Moreover, the toilet is the most indispensable thing in people's lives, which can make people relax and liberate themselves when they need it most. Isn't that a good thing? With the Zen meaning of Buddhist scriptures, building toilets and going to the toilet became sacred in an instant. Second: If you urinate, you will have to urinate. This way of breaking sentences is very vulgar: I have the idea of peeing, and this place is very suitable. Next, I took off my clothes and let all this sewage flow away.

In this way, it should be the most appropriate to stick this couplet at the door of the toilet. After all, it is really artistic to be able to describe the toilet so directly.