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Can you help me write a allegro line about the special warfare of the armed police? thank you

There is a ready-made allegro book called Train Adventure.

It is said that on long-distance trains,

Most of the passengers have fallen asleep.

A good man fell asleep in the lower berth,

He fell when he got up,

Rub your eyes with your hands,

I went to the hair salon in a daze.

As long as you stand in a convenient position,

Suddenly I heard the door ring behind me.

A man squeezed into the door,

Long hair shawl is a big girl.

The young man was frightened,

At this time, all the drowsiness ran away.

He shook his head and stared,

Yes, what a nice girl,

Not dreaming.

Besides, this girl,

Not just beautiful.

I saw her, I saw her,

Make-up, enchanting and charming,

Her dress is unusual.

That's really,

(The thin thin, the fat fat,)

What should be exposed and what should be hidden.

Modern women close the door behind them,

Turn your face to that person,

Never talk or smile,

Two eyes braved that light.

Brother, please, please take out your wallet,

Otherwise,

Or I'll call you a hooligan right away.

Ah, the young man was startled.

He caught a cold with a whoosh,

If the heart is broken, most people will joke.

Who is lucky enough to meet a female hooligan when going out,

I dare say it's noisy,

I really ran into it today, and I panicked.

If I give him my wallet,

What a loser this is,

But if you don't pay,

If she goes out and yells for hooligans,

I can't stop my mouth.

Ah, yes, I will do this and that,

I, Doby, am a female rascal.

His neck stiffened and his eyes straightened at the thought.

I talked to that girl.

Ah, ah, ah ... Hey,

He is a mute. He acted like one,

There's nothing in your mouth,

The female hooligan was blindsided at that time.

She was very angry and scolded her mother.

If I were dumb, I wouldn't let go,

I can't work all night for nothing.

The female rascal stared at the thought.

Look the young man up and down.

You, take out your wallet,

Or I'll call you a hooligan right away.

Hey, she was even busy gesturing.

The young man pretended not to hear,

My head is always shaking.

Female hooligans stamped their feet in anxiety,

The sweat dripped from the wet clothes.

She said it again and again,

My tired throat itches.

Two hands are not enough,

Almost with both feet.

I used up all my abilities,

The young man's head is still shaking.

Female hooligans really have no choice.

Turn your eyes to dark thinking.

Well, I can play a trick,

Hold him, hold him and I'll turn my clothes over.

Her feet jumped at the thought,

Get that man. Get him.

This young man is really witty,

When I reached out, I blocked his pocket first.

Take a pen out of your pocket,

Hurriedly handed it to the female rascal.

Ah, ah, ah,

I can't hear what he means,

Why not write it in my hand?

The female rascal almost laughed with anger.

She said to her heart, this dumb bar is still upright and safe.

She took the pen and grabbed it.

Busy drawing horizontally and writing vertically,

Give me your wallet quickly,

Or I'll call you a hooligan right away.

The young man took out his hand and looked at it.

He opened his mouth with a sneer,

Well, your handwriting is too ugly.

The female hooligan was startled at that time.

Are you dumb?

Dumb, bah,

Are you dumb?

Not only can I talk with my mouth open,

I can still put you in jail,

This is extortion and hooliganism.

The evidence is written in my hand,

Come on, let's go see the police right away.

You get sick when you see me.

They opened the door and were about to go out.

I heard a bang,

The young man was slapped.

I saw a big black man standing at the door.

Round waist and long chin.

The nose is flat and the nostrils are everted.

Just like that gorilla.

This big black guy,

A wicked man complains first,

Yelling at the same time,

What are you doing (ha)?

What are you doing (ha)?

You've eaten the guts of a leopard,

Dare to play rascal with my wife.

Speak, this big black man,

Raise your fist and punch it down.

This young man is good at kung fu,

Then get out of the way

He said to himself, these two people must be a group.

A male, a female, two wolves,

Without saying a word, I don't know how many people I hurt,

Let me meet you today.

Seeing such a person makes my fingers itch.

It's better to catch a pair than to catch one.

Big black guy,

Missed a punch.

Fly straight to the young man's chest,

The young man bowed his head and swept his legs.

Goodbye, big black man.

Hit the carriage head first,

Two and a half front teeth are missing,

Even eight molars are dangling.

The boy in pain screamed.

Stand up and shout,

Catch hooligans, catch hooligans,

This rascal may have a gun, I said.

The big black man pulled a knife from his waist,

It is more than a foot long and gives off cold light.

Feed with all your strength.

I went crazy with a painful slash.

Good boy,

Really safe, flashing, spreading, soaring, moving to find space,

Grab his hand with a knife,

Elbow against chest,

Hey, close the door,

Therefore,

It's in the child's heart,

The big black man knelt on the ground and sighed.

I am limping and my face is brown.

At this time,

Passengers and police have arrived,

Surround three people in the middle,

This young man once told this story,

Then please look at your palm,

Two hooligans bowed their heads in front of the facts,

The irrefutable evidence is like a mountain, and there is nothing to say.

The police handcuffed them,

Then the big black man spoke,

Gee, I said, brother,

You have a good mind and kung fu,

We've been doing this for years,

I didn't expect you to have it today,

Finally, let me ask you something.

What do you do?

The young man smiled at the smell,

Say you haven't been wronged today.

I am a special soldier of the armed police.

Do you think it is wrong for me to arrest you?

The big black man scoffed and grinned.

Oh, my God,

This armed police is really powerful.

The passengers laughed,

The carriage was filled with laughter.

Qi praised:

A good hero will hurt people,

He is famous for his wisdom and courage.