Composition with shocking sentences

Records of the Bloody College Entrance Examination Essays

1. Although Sima Qian was tortured many times, he endured the pain again and again and still wrote great works with tenacious perseverance. "Historical Records". Comment: Again and again? Grandpa Sima, is it possible that the spring breeze is blowing again?

2. My father loves me like a relative. Comment: I bet your dad always picks things up from the trash can?

3. The sun is getting closer and closer to us, like a golden pancake. Comment: This classmate...are you the one who came to the exam without having breakfast? Poor~~MOMO

4. Premier Zhou’s wish is to make the country prosperous, strong and independent. There are only four words in his heart: serve the people! Comment: Maybe your Chinese teacher can tolerate you, but your math teacher will not forgive you! 5. I hope to have healthy legs and a smart brain... Comments: Same as 4

6. There is a kind of inferiority called self-confidence, and there is a kind of falling called getting up. Comment: This classmate is the Socrates of the new era

7. A neck without self-esteem cannot support a confident head. Comment: I want to know what kind of neck is called a "self-respecting neck"!

8. If there is no background, go to the foreground. Comment: At first glance, I don’t know what he is talking about. When I think about it carefully, it seems to be a bit of a criticism of current ills... But when I think about it again, I don’t know exactly what he is going to say... Is it just to rhyme? !

9. Why are the eyes on both sides? Because they are used to look forward. Comment: My classmate, your logic is beyond the scope of my rationality...

10. Life is like a cup of boiled water, plain and plain; but it is also like a cup of boiled water with sugar added, sweet; It's also like a glass of boiled water with salt added, salty. Comment: Is this... still plain water? !

11. A thin horse with long hair and fat hooves, but a son who steals his father is not considered a thief; the blind uncle and the blind aunt have spent half their lives without seeing each other. Comment: Classmate, are you the son of Teacher Guo Degang?

12. Montesquieu was born into a noble family. Although he lived a comfortable life since he was a child, he looked at the changing clouds in the sky and suddenly made a decision that shocked history - that is, to devote himself to assets. into the torrent of class revolution. Comment: It turns out that Teacher Meng suddenly had a profound enlightenment while observing the sky at night...

13. Human life is precious, but love is more valuable; if it is a matter of life and death, both can be thrown away. Comment: 8HD! You can't ruin Petofi just because he has passed the 50-year copyright protection period... 14. As the saying goes: How bold a person is, how productive the land is. With the land like this, how can people be embarrassed? Therefore, we should have great prospects for the future. Comment: I am speechless...What do you want to say, this classmate? !

15. When I entered the third year of high school, I lived a life of "getting up earlier than a chicken, going to bed later than a dog, eating worse than a pig, and working more than a pig." Although I eat much better than pigs, I do do more than pigs. At this moment, my vision is... Comment: Poor child... Touching with sympathy, to Gao Yubao: You saw it! Zhou Papi is actually very humanistic towards you!

16. My biggest problem is my habit of swearing. Although I have to abide by the Five Lectures and Four Beauties, I am afraid that the only way to relieve the resentment in my heart is to sit on the rooftop and scold those who do not bring the same thing for three hours. My palms are sweating as I write this, because what I complain about is this test paper, because it determines my future and prospects. I refuse to accept that my twelve-year academic career will be determined by this examination paper, which is less than half a meter long and some ink. But I can't live with the score. Comment: My child...are you ready to go abroad before you take the exam?

17. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence. Comment: Profound!

18. My wish is to get into a good university and find a good job, so that I can have the ability for my son to get into a good university and find a good job in the future. Comment: Why do I think of the part in the political book where the reporter interviews the shepherd boy? !

19. Many of my classmates even had their eyes done in order to be admitted to the military academy or police academy.

Comment: Do? ! Shit...why did you just do it? !

20. Premier Zhou stood on a ten-mile long street facing the sky and lamented: "He died before he left the army, which makes the hero burst into tears." His desire for a bright future for the motherland made hundreds of millions of people silent. Cry bitterly. Comment: Ten Mile Long Street...? ! Fake corpse ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

21. Tagore said: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light. Comment: Do you believe that Gu Cheng will come to you in the middle of the night with an ax?

22. By the Miluo River, Xiang Yu held a sharp sword around his neck. He shouted... Comment: He shouted: Qu Yuan, little kiss, why did you abandon me so early! ! !

23. A drunken man knows very well: There should be no hatred. When we grow up and say goodbye, we will be full... Comments: Su Shi TO Ouyang Xiu: We are all familiar with each other. If you do this, I will accuse you of plagiarism!

24. Tao Yuanming, who lived an idyllic life in Peach Blossom Spring, wrote the famous line "The sparse shadows are slanting across the clear water, and the faint fragrance floats in the moonlight at dusk"... Comment: Okay... I admit... Actually I can't guarantee that Mr. Lin Bu is not Tao Yuanming's neighbor.

25. When Yu Pingbo threw the harp for Zhong Ziqi, what he was looking for were mountains and flowing water, and the sound of the harp was his vision. Comment: Identified as a BL time travel novel!

26. Han Yu followed Liu Bang to fight. One day,... Comment: Another article was identified as a BL time travel article!

27. Madame Curie invented fish radium, and her wish came true... Comment: Madam Curie, you died so unjustly... Who knew that this torpedo was also radioactive!

28. After being brutally tortured by castration, Sima Qian endured the humiliation and survived because he knew that "there are three types of unfilial piety, the worst is not having an offspring", so...Comment: So...how about it? ! Are you looking for a little guy to have sex with a boy?

29. After being tortured by castration, Sima Qian had to endure the pain of a broken leg... Comment: I beg you! It’s already miserable enough that Grandpa Sima suffered castration “again and again”! Stop torturing him!

30. After Sima Qian was tortured, he wrote his eternal masterpiece "Historical Records" regardless of his body's decay... Comment: It's outrageous! I'm completely speechless...

31. When I saw Sima Qian's great achievements and aspirations after being castrated, I couldn't help but sigh: With three hundred and sixty lines, he became the number one scholar. Comment: Dry laugh, yes! I bet you can be the number one scholar in the eunuch profession!

32. A generation of men, Sima Qian, voluntarily accepted castration because of his great wish - that is, the Tang Dynasty did not have a history book of its own, so he endured the humiliation and completed the "Historical Records" for the Tang Dynasty. Comment: Flip the table! Who did Sima Qian provoke? He has been tortured to this point and yet you still refuse to let him be freed! He has been tossing him from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty