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What should I say when offering tea in the tea ceremony?

A bowl of throat kisses moistens, two bowls of loneliness and boredom, three bowls of poverty, but only five thousand volumes of words, four bowls of sweat, and all the troubles in life are scattered in the pores. Five bowls of muscle and bone light, six bowls of fairy spirit, seven bowls of rice can't be eaten, but I feel that my armpit is blowing gently. . .

Put these seven bowls of tea songs together, offer tea cup by cup and explain them cup by cup. Very meaningful.

For example, when drinking tea for the first time, you can say, "Lu Tong's Seven Bowls of Tea Songs says that a bowl moistens the throat. Please moisten your mouth and throat first. " These two bowls are lonely and boring. After drinking the second cup of tea, we will eliminate each other's strangeness, break loneliness and eliminate your boredom.

Three bowls. . . . .

I can't eat seven bowls, but I feel a breeze blowing under my arm. Where is Penglai Mountain? Yuchuanzi wants to ride this breeze home. . . After eating the seventh bowl of tea, you will become immortals, and my tea ceremony is over.

You can say it according to the situation at that time. I will give you this tea ceremony suitable for oolong tea.

If you are making green tea or tea that is not very resistant to soaking, you can say another kind. When you drink it, you will feel refreshed and refreshed. Drink my god again, and suddenly it will be like flying rain and sprinkling light dust. After three drinks, you will be enlightened. Why bother?

Add your own explanation.

This can be decided according to the situation at that time. Don't just say one thing forever.