What is it like to squat in the open-air toilet in the village on a snowy and windy day?

The experience of squatting in the open-air toilet in the village on a snowy and windy day:

My friend, I experienced this dilemma a few years ago, and it happened to be that I went back to my hometown during the Spring Festival to celebrate the New Year. , my hometown is in the countryside, most of them have bungalows and open-air toilets, commonly known as "dry toilets". I have to say that from then on, I tried to eat as little as possible to reduce the increase in excrement, because it was definitely a painful memory!

I think many people should be very familiar with "dry toilets" now. To put it simply, they dig a big hole in the ground and insert a large water tank into it, or insert a plastic bucket into it. The edge is parallel to the ground plane, and two wooden boards are placed on both sides to leave space in the middle, and the assembly is completed. Those who have seen this "secret passage" for the first time will definitely not be used to it!

Open-air toilet! Since I weigh over 200, I am always worried that the board will not be able to bear it when squatting on it, so I squat closer to the front, but I can still ensure accurate "bomb release". I clearly remember that it was windy and snowy at that time, which made me miss the days when I used to wear crotchless pants. At least it ensured that my buttocks would not feel numb. The snow that fell on my clothes was still intact, and the snow that fell on my neck and hair was still intact. Most of it melts into a liquid state, making it feel even colder. I had to give up my hobby of playing with my phone, reading newspapers and smoking when I went to the toilet. I could only clean it up in a hurry and rush into the room to warm the frostbitten PP...

This is a good question. , the director grew up in a rural area and should have a strong say.

When I was a child, there were all open-air toilets in the countryside, the kind without a roof. As you all know, open-air squatting pits. Of course, my own ones were all in the yard, but they were usually in the corners because of the septic tanks. Put it outside the wall. Generally speaking, the walls of the toilet are not very high, and they are so low that you can see inside even if you stand on tiptoe. So when I was a kid, I always closed the door when I went to the bathroom, otherwise it would be embarrassing for people who came to visit me. . .

Also, it is very inconvenient to go to the toilet in light rain and snow. It's okay to have a snowy day. Use an umbrella. It's cold at most. I hope it can be resolved quickly. Otherwise, if you squat for a long time, your buttocks will feel cold, and your buttocks will be ice-cold. Another inconvenient thing is that it's slippery. It's fine in other places. It's no joke to get scratched in the toilet. Who knows where you might slip. At that time, there were open-air toilets in rural areas. Generally, there would be a water bucket in every home, which must have been used for the toilet. If you accidentally scratched it, you would really be close to poop!

The director hates going to the toilet on rainy days even more than on snowy days, especially in summer. The toilet has no roof. If it rains heavily in summer, holding an umbrella is of no use at all. I believe everyone has this experience. It’s okay to hold an umbrella when it rains lightly. But if it rains heavily, the rain will pour in. That’s not the end of it. If it rains heavily on the ground, if you squat down, the rain will splash on your legs and butt. , basically you will be soaked after defecation, hey, let’s not talk about it anymore.

It is relatively cold. When the cold wind comes, the wind passes through the gaps, like the hands of an old gangster, wandering wantonly on the bodies and buttocks of people who are squatting down for convenience. If you squat for a long time, your hands, face, and buttocks will be frozen and you won't have much feeling. When it was snowing heavily, I squatted in the hut, and suddenly a gust of cold wind hit me. . . . .

The feeling at that time was that it would be perfect if there was a piece of soap

I didn’t have to worry about food and clothing, but I had to worry about my butt hurting from the cold when I went to the toilet! This feeling was always like this in rural areas in the past. It was hot in the summer and cold in the winter. When it got dark, no shadows could be seen. The author of the picture must have used his own imagination! It made you unable to eat for three days. Now I don’t want to say more to affect your mood.

Well, this solved the blockage in the digestive system and I felt much more comfortable, but it was cold. I was scared and shy. I felt like I had to finish the urgent task quickly. I made some adjustments and left without looking back. The farther the excrement travels, the better!

The wind blows and the hook is cold. Do you understand Sichuan dialect?

I can’t feel the sourness and feel that time has passed too slowly. It's like a whirlwind, which makes me feel cold.

It’s better than Xie Qian’s toilet!