How to write the slogan of selling watermelon?

These eye-catching fruit stall slogans are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon.

When summer comes, all kinds of fruits mature and begin to enter the market. Moreover, there are more and more fruit stalls on the roadside. How to stand out from the numerous fruit stalls depends on the slogans on the fruit stalls. Let's talk about these fruit stall slogans that make people "shine at the moment". One by one, they are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon to try. Hahaha!

Pineapple is a delicious tropical fruit, but it also has a disadvantage, that is, it has thorns and is not easy to clean. If you buy it yourself, it's hard to peel it without tools. Therefore, merchants provide peeling services, but they have to charge. The domineering slogan like the above picture is very eye-catching.

This slogan of selling melons takes a warm route and attracts you with nostalgic taste and characteristics. Let you buy it for your parents. Dad likes it and mom is very happy. Just for this sentence, I also want to buy some for my parents to eat.

Now many commodities are looking for celebrities, and selling bananas is no exception. In addition, they also "found" a big-name celebrity. Hahaha, the advertising words are also very atmospheric. "A generation of bananas shines brightly." Will you stop when you see this?

It's hard not to doubt whether you still have a dentist in wild kiwifruit. First I bought your kiwi fruit, then my tooth fell out, and then I went to your dental clinic to have my teeth inserted. Ha ha ha, you are too deep!

Watermelon is the most common fruit in summer, and it is the best choice to relieve summer heat and quench thirst. Look at the slogan of this booth, seedless watermelon, "more mature than wife, sweeter than lover, more delicious than young people". Oh, I'll buy a watermelon to taste and see what your watermelon tastes like.

In addition to unconventional and eye-catching advertising slogans, there are also some "homophones" similar to the above. For example, this one is very talented, "Meeting by chance is really different". Similarly, the following "charming pomelo goods" gives people a very literary feeling. What did you say?/Sorry?

These eye-catching fruit stall slogans, especially watermelon slogans, are really talented. I want to buy a watermelon to try. Have you encountered any humorous fruit slogans in your life? Welcome to share your message.