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How to post Mid-Autumn Festival barbecue to Moments

1. Just because I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am easy to feed.

2. I felt full after not eating much at noon. I felt hungry when I went to class in the afternoon. Now I am eating barbecue outside.

3. Eat barbecue with friends and talk about life. So leisurely and happy!

4. Drinking is so good. I feel like a fish trying to spit bubbles at you.

5. I like to eat shrimps the most. When I saw the shrimps jumping happily on the plate, I picked the biggest one, poked it on the barbecue stick, coated it with oil, and then put it on the stove.

6. When I am unhappy, remember to take me to a barbecue to ensure results.

7. It was almost eleven o'clock when I left Wang Jian's house. I was very sleepy and hungry. So I resisted my sleepiness and ate barbecue on the roadside.

8. When night falls, rows of snacks come out in unison like magic. The chairs have already been gathered around the table, and the barbecue stall exudes an alluring aroma.

9. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

10. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meatheads.

11. For a foodie, there is absolutely no resistance to barbecue.

12. The story I have is just a waste of wine. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

13. The most healing thing in the world is sleep, and the second is delicious food.

14. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

15. If you don’t drink, you won’t have friends. If you drink, you will knock down a bunch of friends. Life is really contradictory.

16. I feel hungry at night, especially in the middle of the night. BBQ fried skewers, grilled wings, crayfish bread, egg-filled pancakes, tenderloin pancakes, big buns, I'm so hungry.

17. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two cups.

18. It’s not youth that eats barbecue and drinks draft beer on the roadside in Jinan. Youth eats with your trouser legs rolled up, and you have to have one leg up and one leg down!

19. Don’t be afraid, life is still long, there will always be someone to accompany you to drink and ride horses.

20. It’s not that easy to lose weight. Every piece of my meat has its own temper.