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If I were a character in a famous book, I would write 400 words in a hurry!

If I were a character in a famous book, I would write 400 words in a hurry! 1. If I were the Monkey King.

One day I did a math problem and did it four or five times, but I still didn't work it out. At this moment, I think ...

Maybe a long time ago, there really was a stone monkey in the world-the Monkey King, and I was it. At that time, I had high power in heaven and earth. As long as I apply a little magic, the sky will be dark, lightning and thunder will break out, and the earth will become the chaos created by Pangu. Tens of millions of rivers surge in an instant, like furious lions, as if they were hungry for human beings. That was when the Monkey King was a stubborn monkey. Since I met the Tang Priest, I have become a good monkey who has accumulated virtue and done good deeds. On the way to escort Tang Priest, I was loyal all the way. The story of learning from the west has spread to this day, and I have also been praised by people. Now living in 2 1 century, I should know some small spells. For example, I can't do this problem. I can come to the age when the great mathematician Gauss lived through the time machine and ask him this math problem. "Glug-"The water boiled and I came out of my fantasy.

I think everything depends on myself. So, I began to seriously think about this topic again.

One day, Zhou Yu came to me to discuss military affairs. He said, "We will fight Cao Jun and fight on water. What is the best weapon? " I thought, of course, it is best to use bows and arrows in water warfare. He asked me, what are your plans? I'll answer first and see what else he says. "Of course, bows and arrows are the best." I said. Zhou Yu said, "Yes, sir, I think so, too. At present, the army is short of arrows, and I would like to ask Mr. Wang to be responsible for building 100 thousand. This is official business. I hope Mr. Wang will not turn it away. " I said, "If the Governor entrusts me, I will certainly do it. I wonder when these 100 thousand arrows will come in handy? " Zhou Yu asked, "Will it be completed in ten days?" I thought to myself, you are really joking. How can you make 100 thousand arrows in ten days? But you really underestimate me! "Since there is going to be a war, if it is completed in ten days, it will definitely miss the big event." I am serious. "Sir, how many days is it expected to be ready?" His eyes were full of doubts. I reached out my finger and calculated, and said, "Just three days." "The military situation is urgent and you can't joke." I shook my fan and said unhurriedly, "How dare you joke with the Governor? I am willing to make a military order, and I will be punished if I don't do it within three days. " I looked at him and there was a smile on his face. He must be secretly pleased with his strategy. Gong Jin and Gong Jin, please have fun for two days first. Three days later, I want you to know that I am good at Kongming! I asked Lu Su to lend me twenty boats, each with some scarecrows and thirty sergeants. I have nothing to do these two days. On the third day, at four o'clock, I secretly invited Lu Su aboard. Lu Su asked me, "What do you want me to do?" I said, "Please go and get the arrow." Lu Su asked, "Where can I get it?" I said, "Don't ask, you will know when you go." I ordered 20 boat ropes to connect and headed for the north shore. At this time, it was foggy all over the sky, and even the face of the river could not be seen clearly. Before dawn, the ship approached the water village in Cao Jun. I ordered the stern to face east, word by word, and told the sergeant on board to drum loudly and shout. Lu Su and I had a drink on the boat for fun. I thought to myself: Cao Cao will definitely not send troops in such a heavy fog. Then we'll take the arrow. As I expected, Cao Cao kept asking crossbowmen to shoot arrows at us. I ordered the boat to be transferred, with the bow facing east and the stern facing west, still beating gongs and drums, shouting and approaching the water village in Cao Jun to get an arrow. It's getting light, and the fog hasn't dispersed yet. I told the sergeant to shout in unison: "Thank you for the arrow of Prime Minister Cao!" "Then call twenty ships back to the south bank. Cao Cao knew that he couldn't catch up when he got there. After the ship landed, I asked Zhou Yu to send someone to get the arrow. Twenty ships were filled with more than 100,000 arrows. When he saw it, he said, "Sir, you are really admirable. ""I said, "It's not surprising that there are subtle subtotals."

Urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Does Zhumadian sell hamster molar calculus? Just find a thin stick and my mouse will stick.

What is the code table of Xi 'an forbidden route? Urgent! The illegal code is 1229, which violates the prohibition sign.

There is a composition about China New Year in 600 words. You should write it yourself. Urgent! Is it okay to write like this &; O(∩_∩)O~

New Year

"New Year" is of great significance to both children and adults.

In addition to representing the literal meaning of a new beginning, the same celebration atmosphere at all times and all over the world also makes the New Year full of joy, hope, expectation and the feeling of finally getting rid of suffering. He gives people an expectation that everything will be "different" from now, so that everyone is willing to give themselves a chance to struggle forward! Such is also the case with me. I like to celebrate the new year, welcome the new year, and plan things for next year energetically.

I also think that I am a very good and executive child with dreams, plans and arrangements. Growing up, except for the winter vacation composition topic of "Hope for the New Year" given by the school, every time I celebrate the New Year, I will set many goals, plans, a bunch of self-expectations and write a bunch of boring slogans according to my mother's requirements, hoping that these dreams will come true next year.

But year after year, my hopes have not come true, my dreams and plans have not come true, what I want has not come true, and what I want to do has not been completed. Then at the end of each year, I have a kind of anxiety, and with the growth of age, it becomes more and more serious. I always think I am a failure. I have achieved nothing, nothing, and even I am getting too lazy to think about new hopes. Anyway, I'm middle-aged now.

Inspired by the course, I have been questioning many ideas in the past that I don't understand why, but are deeply rooted in execution, trust and even habit. Especially recently, the pressure of New Year's Day has made me depressed again. Facing the problem of future development, I have been thinking about a problem, which may be boring, but it is of great significance to me, and that is the so-called "New Year's Hope".

I began to have a feeling of welcoming the "New Year" to avoid "this year". I used a lot of "plans for next year" to counter the feeling that I don't want to complete my "current duties" now. I have amnesia. Apart from welcoming the new year, I don't seem to want to recall my wishes and hopes of the past year. How many people did it? How much have I forgotten?

From 1 1 month, since PDA and laptop replaced my key tools of life record, I started a six-hole loose-leaf book that I haven't used for a long time. On the rest of the paper, I saw my past self and traces of the years. In the dense handwriting, I found my strength when I was just preparing for middle age. What surprises me even more is that I am constantly analyzing myself in the past.

So, I put my hopes for the New Year aside.

So, I took out the papers in stock and started this year's analysis.

So, I asked myself the same question as before:

What great achievements have you made this year? What strengths, personalities and abilities have you used?

What miracle have you created this year? Make you happy and confident?

How many things have you changed this year? Make you energetic, make you sure of yourself?

How many things have you done wrong this year? How would you solve this problem if you did it again?

How many unfinished things do you have this year? Why don't you want to face these dreams? What prevented you from doing it?

I admit that I have shortcomings, but I want to make my advantages better, my characteristics more special, my benefits better and my life better!

Therefore, this year, I established a new way of self-dialogue. When I tried to come up with some moods, I felt that I was not so failed. I found that I should still have many dreams to realize next year.

Jericho, the pioneer of biochemistry, the war machine can't run. Come on, download it again. Have you killed any residual files or junk files that the system thinks? Computers always treat the game registry as junk files. As long as the junk files or residual files are cleaned up, the registry of these games will disappear. Please reinstall them! So is my family. I did it again. If it doesn't work, reinstall the program and then reinstall the game! Sure, but it's okay to have a disc-shaped security, but it's useless to download the game installation software online on the mobile hard disk. You have to download it from the internet again!

The maritime climate in western Europe is urgent! 1. It is controlled by westerlies all year round.

2. Affected by the North Atlantic warm current, the temperature rises and the humidity increases.

3. The mountains are distributed in the east-west direction, and the water vapor can easily reach the interior of the land.

A letter to Yushu compatriots is urgent! Don't talk nonsense! A letter to children in Yushu earthquake-stricken area

Dear children in the disaster area:

Hello!

After the earthquake, I turned on the TV, listened to the radio and opened the newspaper. What I have seen and heard is all about your disaster area. Guess what? Everyone cares about you!

I know, my friend, you are very strong. Under the ruins shrouded in darkness, you are not desperate. The hope of survival given by the immature voice, the song of life sung by the immature children's voice, and the serious military salute given by the immature little hands all touched us so deeply. We gave you selfless help, but you also gave us a great shock! I know, my friend, you are very strong. In that humble tent, you are still obsessed with learning. How many times have I felt that your longing for school has been eagerly calling! Finally, a humble tent school was built, and chairs of various shapes filled this originally small classroom. My friends, you are sitting in a chair, and the tent is surprisingly quiet, but I know that your hearts are not full of emotion. I can still smell the excitement in the air through the cold screen of TV! Your first lesson is "My Ideal". I know that your ideal has not been shattered by the earthquake, but has become more meaningful: I want to be a PLA man to save more people; I want to be a doctor and save more lives. I want to be a teacher and teach more children who can't learn ... all my dreams shake my heart. For us sitting in the spacious classroom, what reason is there to complain about the small difficulties in learning?

My friends, your young wings will never break, because of the disaster, it is only slightly damaged. When the shadow of the earthquake leaves your hearts, the sunshine, peace and happiness that originally belonged to you will eventually come back, and you will eventually fly high, higher and farther!

Your friend -xx

Beijing normal university English band 6 unit 10 first question! Urgent! What about the topic?

Understand the characteristics and functions of ordinary glass. Homework, hurry up! Thin, fragile, poor light.

Q7 How to download MP3, MP4 and animation? Urgent! Mine is also a memorable star Q7, but there is nothing wrong with it. Are you in the wrong place? Download P3 and P4 into the audio-visual interaction, and download the animation directly into the animation file bag. If not, download to preset data.