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Sand sculptures and funny replicas

Sand sculptures and funny replicas

1. Wake up every day and accept a new blow like Altman.

I want to cry at night, but I dare not cry. I'm afraid I'll be electrocuted by an electric blanket.

I just saw my good sister picking up mineral water bottles on the road, and I was very unhappy. I didn't expect my former sister to become a competitor.

I can't even keep my hair now. What can I expect to keep?

I'm probably fat, but I can't wear it anyway. There is no reason for this praise, but look at those clothes. This one is mine and that one is mine, but now I can't wear any of them. Anyway, it's probably time to buy some clothes!

6. It's almost the end of the year. To sum up, generally speaking, the poor are relatively stable.

7. Help me, I have to go to work in such cold weather. What's the difference between me and the little match girl?

8. It's so annoying. Suddenly found that no matter how thick-skinned it is. It will still be cold when it is windy.

9. Always keep half a mystery about others, such as my weight. I will only tell others that I weigh 90 kilograms, and I have no comment on the other 90 kilograms.

10. When God meets true love, can you play a background music to remind him?

1 1. You should wake up for 5 minutes when the wine is boiling, but you should go to school immediately after waking up.

12. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't get good grades when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.