A self-description of the object

Part 1: RMB’s self-report

Hi, everyone, I come from a paper factory, and my name is RMB. People call me Qian. I live at an ATM in a bank. There are many similar people in my "home". They are very good to me. If I don't understand anything, they tell me one by one. . Once I asked one of my colleagues why each of us has a code. He told me that each of us has a code. It is like a human ID card. It is unique and can identify the truth for us. Fake, let us have our own unique identity, so I live with them.

One day, I was taken out of the ATM by an aunt, and I thought to myself: "Haha, great, I can finally see the outside world without having to stay in this dark place all day long. It was in the cupboard, and I felt so beautiful.

Can things really go as I wished? I followed the aunt to a market, and she took it out of her pocket, ah, the world outside is so beautiful. It was wonderful, there were vegetables, fish, meat, cooked food, all kinds of things. I was so happy. Suddenly, my aunt handed me over to the fishmonger. It turned out that she bought a herring. Just like that, I was in the hands of the fishmonger. The fishmonger My hands were full of fishy smell, which made me almost vomit, and my body was very smelly.

Poor me, I stayed in the hands of the fishmonger for a day, and then he handed me over. A noodle seller made a delicious lunch for himself. The noodle seller was too busy and touched me for a whole day without washing his hands. As a result, I was covered in flour and the smell was unpleasant.

I would like to appeal to human beings not to take us seriously. If we lose our temper one day, we will make it difficult for you to move forward. Chapter 2: Self-report of cigarettes

I am a cigarette, with nicotine and smoke in my body. Tar, carbon monoxide and other harmful substances are harmful to human health. But I don’t know why some people like me.

After I was ignited, I slowly turned into puffs of smoke. The ecstasy invades people's bodies. When I am gathered for a long time, I will make the smokers unable to extricate themselves and be deeply confused by me. Not only will they not feel that they are in love with me, they will not be able to leave me! It leads to addiction. In fact, I don’t know what is good about me! I am a drug. Although I will not do any harm to people who are addicted to me, over time I will invade! Heart! The heart will slowly turn black! As long as people suck me for a long time, even for 10 years... the toxins will accumulate in the human body! In the end, I will cause various diseases and kill people. p>

According to relevant reports: On average, one person will die every second in the world due to taking me. Sometimes I will ignite objects and cause a big fire, which will cause families to be separated, families to be destroyed, and lives and property to be seriously damaged. Loss. I feel very guilty for this, but I can’t control my own destiny. How I suck humans away from me!

Today, I finally saw in shopping malls, hotels, schools and other collective places, There are slogans such as "Please don't smoke" and "Smoking is harmful to your health". Try to fight against cigarettes for your children and families. Human beings have adopted a method to control smoking, and our cigarette family has begun to decline. We are willing to use our own. Destruction in exchange for the evolution of the human environment and the improvement of the ecological environment. How we hope that people will use us to transform us into substances that are beneficial to mankind and benefit mankind. We sincerely wish that the 21st century will become a smoke-free century and let mankind forever. Live in a world with fresh air!

Farewell, friends who once liked and hated me! Chapter 3: Paper’s self-report composition

I am an elegant wallpaper. . People posted me in the hotel, and suddenly the room lit up and the walls were filled with brilliance. I know that as the wood tightens, my worth increases.

My ancestor was invented by Cai Lun who died in 121 AD. I turned out to be a towering tree that grew in the woods and was cut down by lumberjacks and transported to the paper mill. After many rounds of processing by workers, first of all, the bark must be removed, because the fiber content of my skin is very low and there are many impurities, which will increase the consumption of medicines during cooking. Then I have to be ground and bleached.

Next, it’s time to purify. People use conical slag removers and pressure plugs to remove various impurities from the wood pulp. Mechanical pressing is then used to further increase the dryness of the paper, while increasing the tightness and strength of the paper, making it smooth and flat.

After drying and calendering, I turned into paper that everyone loved.

I can do tricks, sometimes turning into a beautiful Christmas hat, sometimes turning into colorful latte art, sometimes I am folded by children into a small boat, carrying my ideals and floating far away. Now I have become wallpaper again, decorating the room and bringing people beautiful enjoyment. I'm very happy to see people happy.

I have many brothers and sisters, such as offset paper, filter paper, thermometer paper, capacitor paper, etc. I have a wish to make more contributions to mankind. Chapter 4: Self-report of the schoolbag

The little master went to study interest classes outside. I can talk to you here, so let me introduce myself first!

My body is rectangular, and there is a small bag in the front for putting the pencil case. The pencil box and I are good friends. The little master often praises me, saying that I serve her wholeheartedly and keep the pencil box well. Every time I hear this sentence, my heart is as sweet as honey.

I also have a big bag for the little master to put scratch paper. I like the little master to use scratch paper, because every time she puts the used scratch paper here, I You can learn a lot by watching it! Also, from the densely packed words on the paper, I can see how serious and hard the little master is studying! I must learn from my little master and be a good example for schoolbags.

In the middle of me is a big, flat pocket, which the little master uses to put test papers, information and drawing paper. Every time the teacher of the little master wants to hand out test papers, I come in handy. Every time I see the excellent results of the little master, I feel sweet in my heart. When the teacher praises the little master for his good drawing or for finding all the information, I am very happy, because I also have credit!

My big belly is the one that can hold the most things. At the beginning of each semester, my little master will put many textbooks and homework books into my belly. I can keep the books well. So the little master loves me very much.

My hand is for the little master to hold the water bottle. Here I want to remind the little master: It is autumn and it is very dry. You must drink more water.

My family is quite big, and there are various types, including those with backs, and one with wheels that are pulled by hand, and there are many colors!

At the end of every semester, my little master would give me a bath, and I would always be clean.

Time flies so fast! The little master is back, let’s talk next time! Goodbye! Chapter 5: Bread’s Self-Report

My name is Bread, and my parents and I were all born in the golden rice fields. People first process us from wheat into flour, and then scratch us, rubbing us here and there. Then they put us in the oven and give us a blast in the sauna. After a long time, people took us out of the oven and showed us how vast and colorful the world is.

People like me so much that they use their money to buy us home and make us into various foods, such as fragrant and delicious hamburgers, nutritious sandwiches... and Lots and lots of delicious food.

However, I also have some worries. There are so many people who love to eat me, and some people only eat two or three pieces after buying them from the store and throw them on the table like garbage and ignore them. A few days later, I started to develop ugly spots on my body, a few weeks later, my body started to smell bad, and more than a month later, someone found out and threw me in the trash in disgust. I just realized that there are people in the world who waste food like this. I was angry and angry. But I couldn't take revenge on humans, so I had to spend long days and nights sadly in the dirty and smelly trash can...

Dear humans! Please stop wasting hard-earned food. Please cherish the food and finish the food you bought in time. Otherwise, the foodies will strongly protest and sue you! Chapter 6: The tree’s self-narration

I am a tree, an ordinary but dynamic tree. I don't want to be as tall as a poplar, nor as precious as a ginkgo tree. I just want to be a tree of silent devotion and full of confidence.

Open your eyes that have been sleeping for a long time, and use the branches and leaves to gently peel away the layers of white mist. I saw birds flying in the blue sky, eager for freedom, and they were singing excitedly.

Stretching, I felt the breath of spring! Spring is here! I survived the cold winter! Look, the seedlings are happily digging out of the ground! Everything in spring is so vibrant!

While I was busy feeling the beauty of spring, summer came again.

I don’t like summer very much. The baptism of summer wind and rain left scars on my smooth skin. Also because of the strong typhoon in the summer, many of my relatives and friends were knocked down and their lives were in danger. In order to prevent myself from falling, I have to stand firm and push through like a human building.

Unconsciously, autumn came, and she brought a plate of golden dye. I love autumn! She used the pan of gold dye to help me dye the leaves gold. Because among us tree tribe, it is inevitable that some trees will be weak and sickly in autumn, so the leaves on their heads will often fall. The weather in autumn is also very comfortable, neither hot nor cold, very cool, which I will never forget.

The cold winter is coming quietly. The leaves I just dyed have fallen off, I have no friends to play with, I am so lonely! The sky and the earth are white, it turns out it’s snowing! A gust of cold wind passed by me. It seemed that only the wind remembered me.

I closed my eyes and fell asleep waiting for the arrival of spring. I believe that with my own efforts, I can overcome the cold and welcome the warmth, so that I can draw permanent annual rings! Chapter 7: Self-description of shoes

I am a pair of things that people must wear on their feet every day. Did you guess it right? Haha, I am just a pair of shoes.

I experience close contact with the ground every day. I divided it into three parts: sole, upper and shoelaces. Although I am young, I have provided a lot of conveniences to mankind. If people don't wear my shoes when walking, they will slip on slippery ground, but if they wear non-slip shoes, such embarrassing things will not happen. The so-called anti-slip shoes actually add many stripes on the soles to increase the friction between the soles and the ground, so that the soles can step on smooth ground without slipping.

In winter, if you are afraid of the cold, please wear warm shoes. The so-called warm shoes are actually shoes with cotton-like fluff inside, which can block the cold wind from blowing in, so that the temperature of the feet will not be taken away, and the feet will not lose too much heat and become immobile like a popsicle. , and your feet will be extra comfortable when stepping on the fluff inside the shoes!

In spring and autumn, a pair of lightweight, breathable shoes is a must. The upper is perforated to allow air to circulate without making your feet sweaty. The soles are made of fibers subjected to high temperatures. Such shoes are comfortable and breathable, provide a good resting space for the feet, and can also effectively improve blood circulation in the feet, which is beneficial to physical health.

In the summer, breathable shoes are about to be "laid off", and sandals have opened up their "stage". Sandals have larger holes than breathable shoes, which can expose toes and insteps, allowing feet and air to pass freely. Comes a close encounter. With the wind accompanying us, our feet become very cool. However, sandals cannot be rinsed in water frequently, as this may cause the sandals to come off and be damaged!

I also have a distant relative who is a skater. He looks a little special. There are four small pulleys in a vertical row under the sole of his shoe, which can rotate freely 360 degrees. The children like him the most. As long as you put it on and slide your feet forward a little, you can slide it a long way. Children can wear it for leisure and entertainment, and can also participate in skating competitions!

As people’s living standards improve, we are constantly improving. From the earliest straw sandals made of hemp, to the cloth shoes sewn with stitches in ancient times, to the sports shoes worn by athletes today, the high heels favored by women, and the casual shoes worn by children to protect their feet. shoes. There are also many types of famous brand shoes on the market, such as "Qibo Hui" and "Bala Bala". The look and comfort of shoes are also constantly improving.

After listening to my introduction, do you have a deeper understanding of our shoes? Chapter 8: Self-description of a cigarette

I am a cigarette. Although I contain high levels of nicotine, which is fatal, I am still loved by many people. My master loves smoking. I am The nth cigarette he smoked, slowly, I turned into a cigarette butt, and he threw me into the ashtray. I met many friends.

They are all older than me and told me many "major events" about our family, such as the fire in Zhongbai Commercial Building in Jilin.

At about 9 o'clock on February 15, 2004, Yu Hongxin, an employee of Weiye Electrical Appliances Store in Zhongbai Commercial Building, Jilin City, accidentally dropped the leftover "my compatriot" on the warehouse floor. It was not confirmed whether she was trampled. and left the warehouse. She fell asleep and accidentally ignited combustible materials in the warehouse, causing a fire that caused 54 deaths, 70 injuries, and direct economic losses of more than 4 million yuan. When the firefighters extinguished the fire and found out the cause of the fire, people said: It was all caused by the small cigarette butts. We are so wronged!

Also - on the evening of February 4, after villager Abdurexiti had dinner at home, he accidentally threw another of my "compatriots" outside who had not been killed. Entering another room, he happened to fall on an idle quilt and set it on fire. Abdulrexiti's family and the neighbors who arrived in time tried their best to save the life. However, the fire demon grew stronger and stronger. Unable to put out the fire, Abdulresi dialed the fire alarm "119". It was already 1:5 a.m. on February 5. The Artush City Fire Squadron dispatched two fire trucks and 16 firefighters. Together with the villagers, it took more than two hours of hard work to put out the fire. They found out the reason and said it was unfair that we were the ones to blame!

Although our cigarettes are small, they are potentially very dangerous. Our combustion state can be divided into two types: free combustion and smoking combustion. Of course, these two types of combustion are carried out alternately. In our combustion, due to different types of cigarettes, the maximum burning temperature is different, so the temperature of each burning area is also different. It takes about 4-15 minutes to burn. If the remaining cigarette butt is one-fourth of the length of the cigarette, it can burn for 1-4 minutes. It is easy to light something.

Although our cigarettes are small, they have a lot of energy. I hope people will put us in the ashtray after smoking them! Our destination should be the ashtray. Once we are not extinguished and come close to dangerous and combustible items such as gasoline, we will become a bombshell, so be careful!

Although our cigarettes are small, we cannot be underestimated. It is because people despise our small cigarette butts and discard us casually that they cause those fires and leave bloody lessons to people. None of us want to Act as the "culprit"! This is my advice to people, the narrative of a little cigarette. Chapter 9: Self-report of the fountain pen

Hi! Hello everyone, my name is Fountain Pen. Does this name sound good to me? My appearance is simple, beautiful, elegant and generous. Pencil and I are brothers, but our destinies are completely different. Please read on for details.

Except for weekends, I have to "ride" with my "brothers and sisters" to follow my little master to school every day. The little master thinks that since I have a strong armor, I will not be injured by falls. Therefore, I am always placed in the most obvious and unsafe place. Whenever the little master checks my school bag, he always puts my hat on. If it falls off, I will lose a lot of water, and then starvation will sneak up on me. During class, the little master always refused to listen and took me to scribble on the paper. Without exception, it never escaped the teacher's eyes. Whenever this happened, my fate became even worse. The teacher angrily used His big hands pulled me tightly, and my whole body was wrapped tightly by his big hands. I was almost suffocated. Not to mention, he threw me heavily on the podium with a "pop" sound. My mind was dizzy, my eyes were dizzy, and my whole body was falling apart. "My life is so miserable!" I couldn't help but sigh. The days were like a year, and I finally got to the end of get out of class. Seeing that I was "dying", my little master showed no mercy at all. He didn't care, grabbed me and borrowed water from my classmates, and poured ink of different colors and types into my stomach. An old wound is healed and a new one is added. Maybe this is really life.

After I got home from school, I had to work despite being sick and help my little master finish his homework. I thought I could finally recuperate this time, but I never expected that the little master was bored and twisted my stomach like a twist. He looked at me infatuatedly and let out a harsh laugh. I collapsed physically and mentally.

After long-term torture, in just half a year, I was already suffering from all kinds of diseases: "fractures", "anemia", "dizziness" and many other diseases. I really couldn't realize my potential. Seeing that I was no different than a waste, the little master scolded me loudly: "This broken pen of yours cost me so much money in vain..." He said, without hesitation, I spent a lot of money on me. Throwing it into the smelly trash can, I was completely desperate.

Ah, little master, you humans should be smart, but I didn’t expect you to be a scumbag. You don’t treat me well and say I’m useless. You’re so stupid! When will you wake up? Not that my brothers and sisters are following in my footsteps. Chapter 10: Computer’s Readme

Hello! Hello everyone! My name is Computer. I have a square head and a thick, short neck. I also have a thin little tail, which is a mouse. Don't underestimate my little tail. It's very flexible when it comes to work. It's my good assistant.

Although I don’t look very good-looking, I am very useful! My brain can hold all human knowledge, such as Kingsoft PowerWord, game columns, English Vocabulary... I really know everything about astronomy and geography. People call me the "Almighty King". I can also check information on the Internet, edit articles, make various exquisite cards, print various forms, send emails... If you are interested, you can also find an opponent to play chess with you online. Duel.

My natural enemies are hackers and viruses, which will attack my fatal "heart". Hackers are people who specialize in destroying my brain, and viruses are created by these nasty villains. However, don’t be afraid, I also have the ability to resist the virus. The virus tried to kill me many times, but I got through time and time again. Do you know what the secret weapon is? Let me tell you, it is my guardian 360 anti-virus software, which was installed by my master for me. It protects me every day and keeps me from being harmed.

My master often searches for information on the Internet, reads news reports, posts blog posts, and chats on QQ. The little mouse and I work together very well, allowing my master to find satisfactory answers every day. During the festival, my little master will also ask me to send many congratulations to my friends. Of course, the little master will also receive a lot of congratulations, and you can read them just by opening your QQ mailbox. Isn't this quick and convenient? When the owner is tired, I can also play a lot of beautiful music to make the owner relax.

I am the computer that everyone loves. After listening to my introduction, do you also want to make friends with me?