What are some funny advertising slogans and idioms?

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A "brightness" is astonishing (glasses advertisement)

There is no "mosquito" (mosquito repellent advertisement)

There is no substitute for "belt" (scotch tape advertisement) )

Love is deep after one "Internet" (internet cafe advertisement)

I have a special liking for "qin", and I fall in love with "qin" at first sight (piano advertisement)

As you wish "Bath" (water heater advertisement)

No "sweat" for life (air conditioner advertisement)

"Clothing and hat" refers to people (clothing store advertisement)

" Reluctant to part with clothes (an advertisement for a certain laundry)

Everything is ready (an advertisement for a real estate company)

Step by step (an advertisement for a cake)

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One "no" reaches the "stomach" (stomach medicine advertisement)

Having fun in "riding" (horse racing advertisement)

One hundred "clothes" and one hundred smoothness (e-mail) Iron advertisement)

"Burning" is better (fast food restaurant advertisement)

"Leisure" wife and loving mother (washing machine advertisement)

Taking people with "hat" ( Hat company advertisement)

Big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into pieces (stone disease treatment advertisement)

One "click" is worse than a hundred stories (printer advertisement)

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Luxury Painting (Paint Advertisement)

No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids (Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement)

Be at peace with your apartment (Garden Apartment Advertisement)

Dance after hearing the "machine" (dancing machine commercial)

Take a step forward in "freshness" (seafood commercial)

"Quickly treat" the population (dental clinic commercial)

"Etiquette" is a given (gift shop advertisement)

Win every step of the way (game advertisement)

Wine loses its reputation (wine advertisement)

Heaven tastes earthly wine (wine advertisement)

If you have a cup, you will not have trouble (cup advertisement)

Nine wines return to the earth (wine advertisement)

Unparalleled in the world ( Calcium tablets advertisement)

Drink Famous (beverage advertisement)

Chicken cannot be lost (roast chicken advertisement)

Toubi Congrong (pen advertisement)

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Box Love and Box Reasoning (Packaging Box Advertisement)

Unique (Leather Advertisement)

Continued (Clothing Advertisement)

Stocks Come to Money (Stock Market Advertising)

The Best Paper (Paper Product Advertising)

An Incurable Stomach (Stomach Medicine Advertising)

Be Proud of Drinking (Beverage Advertisement)

Biewusuoqiu (Lock Advertisement)

Shiquanshimei (Food City Advertisement)

Jingjianqiujin (Gold Jewelry Advertisement)

Wash out beyond expectations (washing powder advertisement)

Clean as expected (washing powder advertisement)