A funny sketch that can kill people.

First, why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are squatting? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released.

Second, is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

Third, TV is all about: I'll give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

Fourth, not only talent, but also waist fat.

Five, life is alive, first laughed at by others, then smile at others, and then smile at the grave.

Six, go to the amusement park to play, many places are waiting in line, so I followed one. When I arrived, I asked the beautiful woman in front of me, "What is this place and why are there so many people?" She replied, "the ladies' room! "

Nine times out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining eleven or two are super unsatisfactory.

Eight, modern people keep saying that they don't like to call, but in fact they can't find anyone to call. Look through your phone records, only advertisements, promotions and express delivery.

Nine, I went through my wife's previous developments. When I first met her, she took a photo of us in a circle of friends. I remember this, but I was not good friends with her family at that time, so I couldn't see their comments. Now I can see them. At that time, my mother-in-law commented: middle and lower. Sister-in-law: I agree to go upstairs. Father-in-law: This boy seems to have ulterior motives!

10. I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

Eleven, single is a kind of understanding, love is a mistake, breaking up is a kind of consciousness, marriage is a mistake, divorce is a kind of vigilance, remarriage is a kind of stubbornness, no lover is a waste, and more lovers are animals.

Twelve, once in a meeting, the principal suddenly farted, smelly and loud. To avoid embarrassment, he whispered to the dean next to him, "Help me." The director's face showed reluctance. However, due to arrogance, I closed my eyes, crouched down and hit the headmaster's ass with my head.