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How to retaliate without swearing

1. Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals

2. If you can’t be found on Baidu, try Sogou

3. If you take a selfie, it will be a family portrait

4. Look at my memory, I treat you like a human being again

5. Your father has started planting loquat trees

6. Do you need to slide the coffin? Cover or touch screen?

7. Wait, I’ll buy you oranges

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8. Listening and speaking You are a sugar daddy and you consider Erlang Shen as your master

9. Don’t say that you are not qualified to drive, your appearance is against the rules.

10. What brand of plastic bag do you have, can it be packed so well

11. If the east is not bright but the west is bright, you will be the same as I am

12. You really look like a human being even if you don’t speak

13. Is there a tumor on your neck?

14. Look at my short-sightedness, I almost see you as a human being

15. What is your identity? At most you have an ID card

16. It’s really not fun to joke with your mother’s life

17. You can’t be like this as a human being. You’re short of dog food. Did you know you came to me?

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18. If you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

19. You are a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous.

20. I want to scold someone today, so I won’t scold you

21. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.

22. If you look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, what else do you pursue besides creating dung?

23. I wish you infertile children and grandchildren

24. The longer I stay with you, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, and sometimes people are not people. !

25. You are just a well, both vertical and horizontal

26. I am not a veterinarian, don’t come to me for treatment

27. Flies are on your face My feet are sprained when I walk on it

28. Yo! Have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others?

29. I am not a lock repairer. How many locks do you need?

30. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

31. I wish you longevity

Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals

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@a cup of Matcha Frappuccino Yeah

Baidu can’t search for you, try Sogou

Sohu can also do it, after all you are coquettish

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@sensitivity and slowness

If you take a selfie, it is a family portrait

(I never curse)

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@picked up a lemon duck

Recently, the price of pork has increased and the country has put stockpiled meat into the market

I hold your mother’s hand and thank you for sacrificing your life for the country

It’s just a pity that your quarantine did not pass the test

The main problem is in the brain

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@芋元4号去冰

Look at my memory and I treat you like a human again< /p>

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@picked up a lemon duck

Little swallows wear floral clothes

Come here every spring

You asked Yanzi why you came

Yanzi said that he would kill you within three days

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@一 Orange hhaa

Stand still, I'll buy some oranges for you

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@多 Always go to the sun every day

Your family will plant some in the yard this year The loquat tree

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@picked up a lemon duck

The grass beside the ancient road outside Changting

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< p>@Then I will eat slag

I heard that you are a sugar daddy

You have accepted Erlang Shen as your master

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@ Contribution

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@小名Classmate mmc

Don’t say you are not qualified to drive

Your appearance is against the rules

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@Are you my little prince

You are the American economy (stagflation) in the 1970s

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< p>@Cheese on the fruit stand

What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold so much

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@伊伊伊美儿

< p>God spreads wisdom all over the world, and you are the only one who holds the umbrella

You are the second in command in the world of letters and numbers

Is there water in your head? It’s still 100 degrees Boiling water

Why didn’t the country use your face as a bulletproof vest?

If I hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you away now

Don’t say that You have nothing, aren’t you sick?

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@M蜜桃哥

I wish you a longer life than the night-blooming cereus

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