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How to retaliate without swearing
1. Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals
2. If you can’t be found on Baidu, try Sogou
3. If you take a selfie, it will be a family portrait
4. Look at my memory, I treat you like a human being again
5. Your father has started planting loquat trees
6. Do you need to slide the coffin? Cover or touch screen?
7. Wait, I’ll buy you oranges
How to reply to others without using curse words, and use high-level insults in a short and concise way 1
8. Listening and speaking You are a sugar daddy and you consider Erlang Shen as your master
9. Don’t say that you are not qualified to drive, your appearance is against the rules.
10. What brand of plastic bag do you have, can it be packed so well
11. If the east is not bright but the west is bright, you will be the same as I am
12. You really look like a human being even if you don’t speak
13. Is there a tumor on your neck?
14. Look at my short-sightedness, I almost see you as a human being
15. What is your identity? At most you have an ID card
16. It’s really not fun to joke with your mother’s life
17. You can’t be like this as a human being. You’re short of dog food. Did you know you came to me?
How to reply to others without swearing? Advanced words to insult others are short and concise 2
18. If you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?
19. You are a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous.
20. I want to scold someone today, so I won’t scold you
21. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.
22. If you look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung up close, what else do you pursue besides creating dung?
23. I wish you infertile children and grandchildren
24. The longer I stay with you, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, and sometimes people are not people. !
25. You are just a well, both vertical and horizontal
26. I am not a veterinarian, don’t come to me for treatment
27. Flies are on your face My feet are sprained when I walk on it
28. Yo! Have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others?
29. I am not a lock repairer. How many locks do you need?
30. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.
31. I wish you longevity
Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals
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@a cup of Matcha Frappuccino Yeah
Baidu can’t search for you, try Sogou
Sohu can also do it, after all you are coquettish
04
@sensitivity and slowness
If you take a selfie, it is a family portrait
(I never curse)
05
@picked up a lemon duck
Recently, the price of pork has increased and the country has put stockpiled meat into the market
I hold your mother’s hand and thank you for sacrificing your life for the country
It’s just a pity that your quarantine did not pass the test
The main problem is in the brain
06
@芋元4号去冰
Look at my memory and I treat you like a human again< /p>
07
@picked up a lemon duck
Little swallows wear floral clothes
Come here every spring
You asked Yanzi why you came
Yanzi said that he would kill you within three days
08
@一 Orange hhaa
Stand still, I'll buy some oranges for you
09
@多 Always go to the sun every day
Your family will plant some in the yard this year The loquat tree
10
@picked up a lemon duck
The grass beside the ancient road outside Changting
11
< p>@Then I will eat slagI heard that you are a sugar daddy
You have accepted Erlang Shen as your master
12
@ Contribution
13
@小名Classmate mmc
Don’t say you are not qualified to drive
Your appearance is against the rules
14
@Are you my little prince
You are the American economy (stagflation) in the 1970s
15
< p>@Cheese on the fruit standWhat brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold so much
16
@伊伊伊美儿
< p>God spreads wisdom all over the world, and you are the only one who holds the umbrellaYou are the second in command in the world of letters and numbers
Is there water in your head? It’s still 100 degrees Boiling water
Why didn’t the country use your face as a bulletproof vest?
If I hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you away now
Don’t say that You have nothing, aren’t you sick?
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@M蜜桃哥
I wish you a longer life than the night-blooming cereus
Infertility Education, full of descendants
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