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Help me find billboards, slogans, slogans, slogans.
Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard (canteen bulletin board)
Come quietly, go quietly (reading room bulletin board)
Leave nothing but your footprints; Don't take anything away except your memory (a tourist attraction sign)
Our reputation is blown out (fan advertisement)
Your demand is our pursuit (service company advertising)
The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass (glasses advertisement) on the window.
"Race with the Bull" (buzzword)
"Do what you have to do" (buzzword)
Anything is possible.
There is no best, only better. (Aucma)
Remove the beans and use the beans. (Didi advertisement)
He is good, so am I! (Huiren declaration)
Ancient and modern legends, ancient and modern anecdotes (advertising words of Hubei Ancient and Modern Legends magazine)
If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you (advertisement of Shanghai Century Publishing Group's "Financial Management" Weekly)
Listen to what you want to say, say what you want to hear (an advertisement in a rural column of CCTV), read Cai Dong's book and dream of making a fortune (an advertisement in the book market by Dongbei University of Finance and Economics Press).
An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"
An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"
An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"
A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"
An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"
A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"
An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"
An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"
A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"
An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "
An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."
No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."
A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."
An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"
An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."
A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "
A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."
An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"
An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."
An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."
An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."
A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」
The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:
"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」
The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」
An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:
"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」
Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」
The advertisement on the tombstone
An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.
—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」
There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」
The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」
Xinxing classic arrangement
Passing through, keeping warm and cold-Yihuada clothing
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Baisha group my heart flies.
M-Zone, my place, listen to me!
Li Ning, anything is possible!
Anta, I choose, I like it.
According to Benshan, what was that again?
Everyone knows that.
TCL ace enters the future today.
I like McDonald's.
KFC has a good taste of life in KFC, and the delicious cooked chicken has not been used up in KFC.
Counter-terrorism elites shoot for a place.
Red roses smell like cigarettes, and smoking is harmful to health.
Beauty comes from the heart and beauty comes from Maybelline.
"Come to Marlboro World-Perfect" (Marlboro cigarettes);
A barking dog will never bite you.
"For heavy smokers, it is a wise choice to draw a lucky card" (lucky card);
"I really envy the chic state of men smoking" (American Tobacco Company);
"The choice of a million people can't be wrong" (Sbacchi cigarette);
"Every time I smoke Artidono, it's like a pleasant voyage" (Artidono cigar);
"Never abandon your good partner" (Dutch brand cigar);
"Extraordinary and refined, mellow and natural" (brand 555 cigarette);
"Easy investment, a new realm of alcohol" (Sword School);
"lament Winston of America and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarette);
"Camel brand cigarettes are also a good medicine to help digestion" (Camel brand cigarettes);
"Smoking is not allowed, even for global brands" (global brand cigarettes).
"Crane dances in white sand, my heart flies" (Baisha brand cigarette of Changsha Cigarette Factory);
"A taste of Huangshan Mountain, the sky is high and the clouds are light" (Huangshan Tobacco of Bengbu Cigarette Factory);
"Show the true colors of generals with a flick of a finger" (General brand cigarette of Jinan Cigarette Factory of General Group)
"A cigarette after a meal is like a living fairy" (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation);
"Absolutely masculine" (Shishi brand cigarette of Xiamen Cigarette Factory);
"Don't quit smoking, just quit smoking oil" (Taiwan Province gentleman cigarette);
"Happiness is added to happiness, and everyone is happy" (double happiness advanced smoke);
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