Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Rural wedding bride price jingle

Rural wedding bride price jingle

Wedding bride price is a traditional custom in China, especially in rural areas, which is relatively popular. Wedding bride price gives many young people a headache. A new generation of rural wedding bride price jingles express their comments on this ancient custom in the form of humorous parallelism sentences.

Rural wedding bride price jingle:

The countryside is full of poor people, so it is really difficult to get a wife.

Now the bride price is over 100,000 yuan, excluding other expenses.

Who will pay for the famine when all the money is shaken?

Parents are walking around the farmland, and they tremble at the mention of their daughter-in-law.

Hard work is not tens of thousands a year, only enough for girls' gold earrings.

No house, no car, standing aside, grinning and unwilling to talk.

An ugly woman wants to marry a good man, but she can't be choosy.

The woman has the most say, and the interview is just a waste of breath.

Open your mouth and say that the bride price is money, but you can't talk about part of it.

East and west always buy too little.

Clothes cost 20 thousand to 30 thousand, not counting gold and silver jewelry

If you don't have a building, you can bet100000. If you don't have money to borrow, you have to pay it back.

Before the marriage ends, the matchmaker must please both sides.

Compare with each other, bad habits, and sons are tired of getting married.

Although there is no money in my pocket, the wedding still needs to be held.

The banquet cost thousands of dollars, and friends and neighbors came to play together.

Wedding emcee trumpeter, wedding excitement must be comprehensive.

The worst hibiscus king is not inferior to Sichuan Lang at all.

Red bull with money and no money eats and drinks to show off.

Luxury car strings, Mercedes-Benz BMW to support the scene.

The bride is dressed as golden phoenix, and the necklace is like twist candy.

Earrings are thick wire baskets, and bracelets need one or two to start.

Wedding perfume brand is foreign, wearing gold and silver shows the scenery.

A girl was called the golden egg, and her family became a million dollars.

Firecrackers resounded through the bridal chamber, and the whole family was busy.

There are not many gifts, and men become poor.

When all the excitement was over, my parents thought to themselves.

Lend hundreds of thousands of relatives and friends to see how your bride can pay back.

The husband and wife are busy accounting at the bedside, and something will go wrong.

Take off the wedding dress, busy on the road, go out to work, hungry.

When can the bad habits in rural areas be changed? It takes a long time to get rich.

Everyone in the world has children and everyone in the world is not a parent.

Although the scenery is good for a while, how to eat in the next year?

Live within your means for a hundred years, be careful.

I don't know if I'm right, but please think it over.