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On a hot summer day, a group of children plucked the lotus leaves from the lotus pond and put them on their heads for shade. What should you tell them?
Children listen to grandpa telling you that picking lotus leaves in the lotus pond will not produce lotus flowers. Without lotus leaves, you can't eat lotus roots. Without lotus root, your parents will have no money to buy you new clothes. Without new clothes, you will be laughed at by classmates and others, and you will not want to go to school. When you grow up, you will have to beg. If you beg, you won't marry your daughter-in-law, and your grandfather won't have grandchildren. Then grandpa will be extinct. Finally, the earth will disappear, son of a bitch. Look at the lotus leaves you picked, which will endanger the extinction of mankind.
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