The history of changes in the American Dream Team?

The dream epic of the American men’s basketball team: from an eternal dream to losing all his underwear!

The American men’s basketball team’s fantasy epic, the story of the Dream Team is all here! Chapter One: Prehistoric Dream.

Since basketball was first listed as an Olympic sport in 1936, the U.S. team composed of college students has dominated the international basketball world for thirty years. Until 1972, the Soviet Union in the context of the Cold War ended the American team's seven consecutive Olympic championships. There were only 3 seconds left in the game and the Soviet Union was 1 point behind. However, the timer malfunctioned at the critical moment, giving the Soviet Union only 1 second to attack. The organizing committee pulled out all the stops and forcibly stopped the U.S. team's celebration and asked both sides to replay the last 3 seconds. As a result, the Soviet Union made a long pass to the basket and made a layup to beat the United States, which is known as the decisive victory in Munich! The U.S. men's basketball team refused to accept the award, and to this day the despised medal is still being thrown away in distant Germany. Those who can't get it are always in turmoil, and those who are favored are confident. Sixteen years later, the American team lost again to the Fighting Nation and finished third. This time they received the award, but someone actually threw the medal directly in the hotel. The cleaning lady said that you might not believe it, but she washed the sheets and swept the floor and put the Olympic bronze medal in her pocket.

Kneeling twice in the fourth term, the American people are walking on thin ice, feeling like they are stuck in their throats, and feeling like they are sitting on pins and needles. At the time of crisis, the then Secretary-General of FIBA ??and NBA President Stern joined forces to abolish the rule that NBA players were not allowed to participate in the Olympics. The American Basketball Association is determined to form a set of super invincible galactic battleships in the universe that are invincible and invincible. Everyone loves to have sex and drive and have flat tires, so as to avenge the shame of the past.

To say that the patriotic education of American imperialism is really backward, Gang Leader Qiao actually refused when the team was formed. Thanks to the league's big brother, Magic, who took the lead in responding to the country's call, superstars from all walks of life have joined in. The God of Basketball plus Pippen, the real hero in the battle between magic birds; the glider comes to show off the air, and Admiral Akagi sits in the formation; the golden left hand is equipped with two evil spirits, and the flying pig in the air is the real king. Perhaps in order to relieve the boredom of the big bosses, the Basketball Association also kidnapped the NCAA's little fresh meat Laettner. What is the concept of this lineup? In the 1991-92 season, 9 of the 10 players on the NBA first and second teams were on this team. Just looking at Gang Leader Qiao and Magic Bird, they have monopolized 9 MVPs and 7 championships in the previous 9 years.

Then the question is, are there two champions left? Between the black and white heroes and the Bulls dynasty, Thomas the Smiling Assassin stepped in and led the bad boys to win two championships. Such an awesome veteran driver was excluded from the dream team because of his poor popularity. In the 1985 All-Star Game, because Jordan did not greet him in the elevator, he actually called on his teammates in the Eastern Conference not to pass the ball to Xiao Qiao, which is known as the Frozen Jordan Incident in history. In the 1987 Eastern Conference semifinals, Rodman dissed Bird, saying that he was overrated because of his white status. As a veteran, the Smiling Assassin actually liked his younger brother's remarks. In 1991, the magician was diagnosed with AIDS, and the Smiling Assassin came out to act as a demon again, publicly questioning the old devil's sexual orientation. With three consecutive brainless operations, Thomas offended the three bosses of the Dream Team! Want to compete in the Olympics? Let’s go home and play with the train! Chapter Two: An Eternal Dream.

After forming the team, Meng Yixiong rushed to the basketball court with high spirits. Because the brand name is so big, their food, clothing, housing and transportation are all very special. The special plane is parked at a military airport, and police cars clear the way when they go out. They don’t even look at the Olympic Village for accommodation. They rented a luxury hotel by themselves, and a room costs 900 knives a night. .

After boasting so much, it was a mule or a horse that led us out for a stroll. From the group stage to the finals, Mengyi saluted the chairman with a hit rate of 58 while limiting his opponent's hit rate to 37. The average margin of victory is 44 points per game. In the final, they beat Croatia by 32 points 117-85 and easily won the championship. The easiest job in the world is probably Mengyi's coach, because he never called a timeout. This state of affairs is probably only felt by the National Table Tennis Team.

The competition between the big guys is so unpretentious and boring. In fact, Mengyi's best performance was not in the Olympic Games, but in private training matches. That was really 24K pure stuff. During training, Jordan and Magic started fighting when they had a disagreement.

Jordan brought Pippen, Ewing, Mullin and Bird; Magic brought Barkley, Drexler, Robinson and Stockton, and they staged a game of fist-fighting, deadly moves, and trash talk everywhere. epic training match. Moreover, the two veteran Dou M Qiao Mo agreed that neither party could make substitutions or even call a timeout. Everyone had to play the entire game and count the balls! In the end, Mr. Qiao led his team to a narrow victory. To be honest, the most powerful basketball game in human history may be a training match without spectators.

These old hooligans, who easily win the championship, are considered entry-level players, and they always want to make big news. When the Olympic Games presented awards that year, Mr. Joe and his brothers draped the Stars and Stripes on their bodies. At first, the fans were so moved by this patriotism. The girl thought that they were just trying to cover up the Reebok logo on the award uniform. The gang leader is worthy of being AJ’s conscience spokesperson! This large-scale show-off scene was also the epitome of Mengyi at that time. From the court to off the court, that team was full of legends. Chapter 3: The east is getting whiter.

After Dream One won the championship, Dream Two and Dream Three continued, helping the U.S. team easily win gold medals at the 1994 World Championships and the 1996 Olympic Games. Especially Meng San, there is a flying pig postman in the sky, an admiral shark in the sea, plus the second man's dream in the 1990s, it is the most luxurious internal configuration in history!

When it comes to the Dream Team, the biggest highlight is definitely Carter’s death button. In the group stage match against France, facing the 2.18-meter center Weiss, Carter flew into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the Suns, and completed an unreasonable dunk that made Teacher Newton kick over the coffin board. It is said that this dunk by Uncle Card had a psychological effect on Weiss, and he retired directly after the Olympics. Rumors, pure rumors! In fact, Weiss was only 23 years old that year and played until 2011 before retiring. Some reporters asked him why he stood like a wooden man and gave away his head at 1, 2, 3. Weiss's words made fans famous: He was flying so high that I was afraid that if I tried to fight him again, he would lose his center of gravity and get injured. I am Ku Liao, this is what basketball should be like!

It’s a pity that if God wants people to die, they must first make them crazy. Carter's death button cannot hide the essence of Meng Si taking jujube pills. OK group took the lead in refusing to play, and superstars from all walks of life responded accordingly. Although it has gathered popular players such as Kidd and Allen, the quality of the Dream Four is quite different from previous seasons. Less than half of the 12-man roster was selected for the best team of the previous season. The brand is not big and the shelf is not small. Before the game even started, the American team was discussing where to go on vacation in a pre-game press conference. As a result, in the semi-finals, Meng Si really almost went on vacation early! Lithuanian star Sarunas missed a three-pointer at the buzzer to save Meng Siyi's life. The scene of Carter kneeling on the ground and praying is very similar to the editor who kneels down to pray for the love of teachers and students during college exams. The Dream Four, which was on the verge of death, reached the finals. Although they defeated France to win three consecutive Olympic titles, they only defeated their opponents by 10 points. The east is getting whiter and the sky is getting slightly brighter. I'm about to wake up from this dream... Chapter 4: A Dream in Huangliang.

Fast forward to 2002. For the first time in 52 years, the United States hosted the World Championships, but NBA stars withdrew one after another. The reason was that the 9/11 incident left a shadow on their young minds. The American Basketball Association even begged Joe, a 40-year-old man, to come out, but he was also given the good guy card. Let’s take a look at the final list of the Dream Five: Reeve LaFrentz, Nick Collison, Antonio Davis, let alone me, a three-year-old New Zealander, and thirty-year-old Lakers like Madoka. Even Mi can’t recognize it! As a result, Mengwu lost to Argentina first, and paid tribute to Brother Pao with his face, ending the 58-game winning streak in the international arena; he lost to Yugoslavia in the quarter-finals; he lost to Spain in the fifth and sixth place finals, falling from the top seed to sixth, which is a huge defeat. Unfortunately, there is no place to find face.

After the tragic defeat of Meng Wu, Meng Liu and Meng Qi learned their shame and bravely changed their past mistakes. They hung their heads on the beam and stabbed their buttocks, and finally won the bronze medal in two consecutive competitions! After losing three championships in a row, everything they once had was gone like smoke in the blink of an eye. In comparison, it was still the dream team in the sixth update. They defeated Italy by 17 points in the warm-up match, and the dream team turned into a nightmare team in an instant. Among the twelve Americans, Duncan is the worst. You looked very cool when you touched Manu, but you looked really embarrassed when you were beaten and crying by Manu.

Of course, it would be unfair to say that Meng Liu and Meng Qi accomplished nothing.

After all, Meng Qi is the first team where the Four Heroes of Fengcheng came together! Chairman Pao recalled with tears: On the 18th of that year, during the Japan Competition, I stood like a gangster. At that time, I swore with tears that everyone must see me. By the way, if you let me be a monk, why don't you take me with you when you go out? We are not brothers who have a beer together at all! Chapter 5: The gods return.

In 2008, a mysterious eastern power restored the dreams of the gods. The famous NCAA coach Lao K is in charge of the national team, attracting NBA stars to embrace him. Even Wade went through many interviews before he was finally selected. The Four Heroes are holding hands, the Little Fatty Dragon King is a good friend, Kidd and Sparks are walking together, the US men's basketball team is no longer stubborn! Of course, if you want to compare in popularity, you have to look at Kobe! If you don’t believe me, ask Sao Wei! Even the director of the Olympic opening ceremony exposed the attributes of 60E and gave Kobe Bryant a ten-second close-up. No one else has received such treatment! The day before the finals, which happened to be the day when Peter Pan transformed into a thirty-year-old man, James personally sang the birthday song. The Lakers legend also lived up to everyone's expectations. In the fourth quarter of the final, he scored 13 points and led his team to defeat Spain. The US team returned to the top of the Olympics after 8 years. Poor sister-in-law is so devoted that her eyes are full of stars in the sea.

Mengba had a great time, and Mengshi continued to play. After Curry and Westbrook led the team to easily win the 2010 World Championship, the US men's basketball team reorganized the Galaxy Battleship and went to the London Olympics. The NBA's two major hooligan gangs, the Four and the Thunder, reunited for the first time, and Nao Nao is still the big brother. When Tunisia challenged the Dream Team in the group stage, a young player was angrily slapped by the coach for asking for Kobe's autograph. You can slap me as much as you like, but if you don’t sign, I lose! In the battle against Nigeria, Gua Ge, the social me, doesn’t talk much about scoring points. He outputs 37 points in 14 minutes and leads the team to a 156-73 victory over the opponent with 83 points. Individual scores in a single game, team scores in a single game, and total points differential all set new records in team history! At this point, the US men's basketball team has finally returned to the Iron Throne in the international arena.

However, just when the 12-time superstars of Mengba Meng retired one after another, Anthony is still continuing to work! In 2016, he participated in four consecutive Olympic Games, won three consecutive gold medals, and was crowned the U.S. men's basketball all-time scoring leader. At that time, the social melon went into the slums of Rio alone without bodyguards and played with the children at the risk of being shot. In the underworld streets of New York, scan around to find out who the father is; wearing a red robe without seeing any blood, let’s see who you are! Chapter Six: The Battle of Redemption.

Chinese fans have waited for 11 years and finally have the opportunity to watch the Dream Team at home. The result... Curry stayed at home as a babysitter, Tang Shen KD took sick leave, Lao Zhan filmed and had a hair transplant, and his thick eyebrows were extremely busy moving. I want to ask where Brother Deng went? He was afraid of the Shanghai traffic police. If you take a closer look, you will see that the most famous person on this team is actually an old man in his seventies. The old man looked at the empty training hall and comforted the fans kindly and gently: Is this all done by humans? It is very similar to the daily life of contemporary young people. The essence of human beings is indeed the spirit of pigeons. In the end, at the 2019 Basketball World Cup in China, the United States team indeed created the worst record in the history of the Dream Team.

The gods descended to earth to form Dream 1, and Meng 4 and Carter hated the sky. They failed one after another to Meng 7, Meng 8 and Meng 10 to eat chicken again. Next year’s London Olympics, I hope to see the dream team return!