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How to write a warm reminder against defecation?

Tips against defecation

Dear landlord/tenant,

Hello! In order to ensure that everyone has a good living environment, it is forbidden to urinate anywhere in corridors and fire exits; At the same time, please ask dog lovers to clean up their shit in time; Please don't throw rubbish from the window at will, please supervise each other and refuse this uncivilized behavior! Thank you for your support!

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Writing skills

1. Use questions as hints to arouse people's thinking and enhance their attraction. For example, "now, human beings are thirsty and have water to drink;" What will happen if the earth is short of water in the future? " The idea is novel, the question is ingenious and thought-provoking.

2. Use homophonic harmony to endow words with several different meanings, so as to obtain intriguing effects. There are two water-saving tips: "cherish me, start from bit by bit!" " "