What are the funniest jokes? ?

1. A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow and feed it at night, saying, eat quickly, this is your last meal!

The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~

You drag a pig shopping, and you look very happy.

I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with."

Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

3. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs ~!

Doctor comfort: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future ~

4. Fish said: I keep opening my eyes just to keep you in my eyes forever ~

Water said: I keep flowing, just to hug you forever ~ ~

The pot said: It's almost fucking ripe, and you are still so poor!

5. The fish said again:

Do you sell rat poison drops ~ ~ ~

I killed myself too! ! ! ~~

No one can eat, grandpa! ! ! ~~~

I am worse than a chicken ~ ~ ~

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I can't even drink soup! ! ! ! ! ~ You have to laugh and stir the boudoir ~ ~ ~ ~

6. I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay?

Really? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother won't. she

Say: pigs are not allowed at home!

7, the mobile phone married the mother machine and gave birth to PHS, PHS looked disgusting, the signal was extremely poor, and it didn't work

Wandering, unable to send text messages to each other, heartbroken, after dna testing, only to find that my father is not a big brother.

The big one is a walkie-talkie ~

8. Where are you? I can't get through. I was so worried. I have something important for you. I'll go as soon as I see the information.

Physical examination at epidemic prevention station, the fastest speed! You have a chance to come ~ pass the physical examination, and you can be transferred from the private pigsty.

State-owned pig farm ~

9. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. It looked up at the mist.

Bypassing the summit, I can't help sighing: Ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ~ ~

10, you are old, there are some things you should know! The sky is used to blow; Land is used for

Planting grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli ~ ~