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My father's excellent composition
My father's excellent composition 1 My father is very strong, like an iron pillar, very awesome! Dad's eyebrows are light, his eyes are watery and he has a pair of glasses on his nose. He is so cute!
There is no beer in dad's beer belly. Every day, like a clown, he would find many jokes from the beer belly and tell them to me, which made me laugh. He walks like a penguin, as if he were pregnant.
Dad loves me, too. Once, I fell down and cried. Dad rushed over and hugged me to comfort me and said, "It's okay, don't be afraid, I have a father!" " "I am very touched.
Dad also works hard, just like a rabbit who eats carrots with all his heart! He also likes to eat chicken wings and chicken legs. When he eats, he pinches here and there. When he was full, he began to eat. He wolfed down like a hungry wolf and looked fierce.
His feet are a little smelly. He squints at something I don't know every day and says, "My feet stink!" " "My mother and I said in unison," Your feet don't smell good. "
Look, this is my father!
My father's excellent composition 2 My father has black hair and brown eyes, and he is 1.8 meters tall. He is a standard handsome man, but he has a short temper.
Once, on my way home, I was bored and shook my cup. Suddenly, the cup fell to the ground and broke. After I saw it, I immediately rushed home at a speed of 100 meters and finished all my homework at once, leaving no one behind! When Dad came home from work, I immediately put on his slippers and stood in front of him. I only said to Nuo Nuo, "Dad, I finished all my homework, but I broke the cup. Sorry! " Hearing this, my father flew into a rage and shouted at me loudly, "Why are you so careless that you can't even lift a cup?" This roar, as if the earth shook three times! Dad continued to yell: "Don't drink water in the future!" "I don't think I have any more water to drink. I am such a poor child. Oh!
At night, dad continued to "cold war" with me! My heart seems to have been punched and broken. Finally, I couldn't stand my father's "attack" any longer, and my tears flowed down like two waterfalls in Lushan Mountain. It's really "flying down three thousands of feet"!
Dad, I wish you had a better temper. Don't be so grumpy I will love you forever!
My father's excellent composition 3 My father is really cool. His body is fat and tall, like a big bear. He always wears a square head. He has big eyes, a high nose and a big mouth. Every step he takes is three steps away from me. I love my father.
I think dad is the cleverest in the world. Once, I was stumped by a difficult problem, and I was so anxious that I scratched my scalp. At this time, dad took a look and knew the answer. He patiently taught me to do this problem step by step. In ten minutes, I'll take care of it. Dad is so clever!
My father is also a Hercules. He is stronger than an ox. One day, when the gas ran out, my mother asked my father to change the gas, and I went downstairs with my father. I want to try the weight of the fuel tank. I tried my best, but the gas tank didn't move. Suddenly my father said confidently, "Let me do it. In a flash, the gas tank flew to my father's back. I think the gas tank is as light as cotton to my father. My father is a real strongman.
This is my good father. Do you think he is good?
If I say who I like best, it must be my gentle father. Dad is of medium height and has two wrinkles on his smooth forehead. The mouth looks dry and the eyebrows are black as the night sky. Dad's hair stands upright like a hedgehog's thorn.
Dad likes small animals very much. Once, he bought me a puppy, but at that time, the end of the term was near, and there was too much homework to take care of the puppy. Dad took the job for me. Feed and drink the dog every day. Before I knew it, I had a holiday after the end of the semester. This puppy is fat and cute. Dad said to me, "The puppy is in your charge now, but you should treat it like me."
Dad has many advantages, but he still has shortcomings. That is, when he is free, he always takes out his mobile phone to watch TV, football, basketball, news and so on. He never seems to get enough of it.
As the saying goes, only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a baby. It's true, but I like my father better. In my eyes, my father is the most worthy of my study, and I want to learn from him.
My father's excellent composition 5 My father's eyebrows are bent like the moon, and he has a pair of bright eyes. He is chubby.
I remember one time, when my father came back from other places, my mother prepared a meal all morning, and my mother cooked the meal at noon. I tasted it, and it was really bad. Even my mother thought it was not good. So mother said, "We won't eat!" " "Dad also tasted it and said," I think it's delicious! ""Then, my father wolfed it down.
Dad not only likes eating, but also likes watching football games.
After lunch, I plan to watch TV. When I wanted to get the remote control, my father saw my mind, picked it up like the wind, sat on the sofa and proudly turned on the sports channel. My father and I watched the football match sadly, and when we saw the excitement, we cheered and said, "Good! Good! " Just as my father was watching with relish, he suddenly got up and went to the toilet. I thought to myself: Good chance, I must watch cartoons. Dad went to the bathroom. I carefully picked up the remote control and tuned it to the children's channel. After a while, my father saw me watching cartoons after going to the toilet. He flew into a rage, grabbed the remote control and transferred to the sports TV station to watch his game.
This is my father. Do you like him?
My father's excellent composition 6 My father is a capable and careful person who cares about his family. I love him!
He is of medium height, chubby and has a standard Chinese face. When he laughed, his eyes narrowed into a crack, and his fleshy face seemed invisible. Big mouth can eat! The food on the table will soon be swept away by him. To say that his greatest feature is that he is very capable and cares about us!
I remember one time, my mother hurt her hand and couldn't clean it for weeks. As soon as my father entered the door, he saw that the ground was covered with dust, so he frowned and said, "Why is the house so dirty?" ? I am going to clean tomorrow! "The next day, when I came home from school, I saw my father patrolling the living room with a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a rag in the other. Looking closely again, my father wiped all the furniture in the house spotless, and all the white tiles in the living room reflected my figure like a shining mirror. The floor is much cleaner, too, and my dad polished it silver.
I love this capable father.
My father's excellent composition 7 My father eats quickly. This surprised both my mother and me.
I took a carambola and washed it in front of the sink this morning. By this time, my mother had washed two. Suddenly my father said, "I want one, too." So I picked up a carambola and ate it. I didn't expect my father to finish it in only one minute. I was the first to eat, but I just couldn't compete with my father.
My father not only eats fruit fast, but also eats faster.
One night, it was time for dinner, so I quickly played TV. Watching TV while eating. When I was meditating on TV, my father had finished his meal. I thought: Why does Dad eat so fast?
Do you think my father eats fast?
My father's excellent composition 8 My father has thick eyebrows and a high nose and looks no different from most people's fathers. However, the most distinctive thing is probably his beard! His beard grows very fast, so he must shave every day.
Such a seemingly popular father is an "all-round father". Let me tell you if you don't believe me!
On Sunday, my mother said she would take me to the park to play. Unfortunately, the zipper on my shoes was broken at this time, which worried me. At this moment, dad appeared! Without saying anything, he found the toolbox and repaired my zipper three times, five times and two times.
Another time, the teacher asked us to make placards. When my father appeared again, I was worried about it. He asked me why I was so sad. I told my father about it, and he said positively, "My father will treat you." Soon, with the help of my father, a beautiful placard was born. I really admire my father.
You believed it this time, right? This is my omnipotent father. During his stay, our family was always steadfast and stable.
Father's excellent composition 9 people said: "Only mother is good in the world." But I think my father is also good.
Dad is not tall, a little thin, and has a pair of bright eyes under his thick eyebrows. What I want to praise is that my father is smart and hardworking.
Whether it's water supply and power supply or the placement of big items in our house, it's dad's business. He is always very meticulous, even a faucet and an electric socket should be arranged in the most appropriate and tidy way. Dad is always busy and likes to invent. Whenever he is free, he likes to install all kinds of lights at home or design flower stands. He changes here today and designs there tomorrow, and always makes his home very special and comfortable.
My father's cooking is also delicious. Sometimes when my mother is not at home, my father will give me a hand, which always reminds me.
Dad likes music, too Every morning, the first thing he does is to turn on the music, let me enjoy the melody of the music in my sleep and start a new day happily. Dad also has many hobbies, chess, guitar and computer, all of which are his strong points. I really admire dad.
Look at my good father. Is it commendable?
Dad's excellent composition 10 No matter who is scolded, dad will watch and laugh. Therefore, people call him an "optimist" father.
My "optimist" father has big eyes, like two big blue diamonds, invisible nose, small belly and fat belly, like a big round watermelon.
One day, as soon as the "optimist" father moved home, he lay on the sofa watching his mobile phone. His mother saw him and said, "As soon as you move home, just lie on the sofa and watch your mobile phone. I order you to take a bath at once! "
The "optimistic" father staggered to the bathroom.
The "optimist" father has just taken a shower and is lying on the sofa watching his mobile phone. He's not even dressed. His mother said, "Do you believe I threw your mobile phone on the first floor?" I thought to myself: this "optimistic" father must be finished. My mother hit the "optimist" father three times, but the "optimist" father laughed at my mother.
I remember once, my sister did a bad thing. She broke my Rubik's cube. My "optimist" father said, "Haha! Ok, great, ok! " I was angry at first, but I smiled when I saw the "optimist" father smile.
My "optimist" father is really funny. I love him, so he brings me happiness.
My father's excellent composition 1 1 My father is a doctor in tumor radiotherapy department. He works in Chengdu and only goes home twice a week.
He is a caring doctor who faces all cancer patients. Sometimes, he will treat children. Dad is very patient with young patients. He will coax them into receiving treatment and buy them gifts out of his own pocket. Whenever this time, I admire him from the bottom of my heart.
Dad is also a person with dual personality. Every time I go home, he gives me a big hug. When I am happy, he will make me laugh and prick me with his beard. But my father is scarier than a rhinoceros when he is angry. It's not that I heard his "lion roar" less than two minutes after tutoring my homework: "Ye Lanxin, don't hurry up!" Scared me to sit down and work hard.
Dad especially likes ball games, especially football. He is a member of their hospital football team. One afternoon, he was sleepy and suddenly received a phone call saying that there was a football match. He immediately woke up, jumped out of bed, quickly packed his equipment and rushed out of the house with the car keys.
This is my father, a caring doctor, a dignified father who loves me. I love my father.
Dad's excellent composition 12 Dad is very kind to me. His face is round, his nose is bulging, his hair is particularly handsome, and his eyes are like eyes.
Dad's brain is very clever. Once, there was a difficult math problem in my winter vacation homework math, and I sent it to my father, who read it and thought about it for a long time. Suddenly, my father said, "I know!" " "So I ran over and listened attentively.
One day, we went back to our hometown for the New Year. As soon as I arrive, I'll shoot. Dad said, "just let it go for a while." I said, "Dad, it's gonna be okay." Then it continued to play. I put it there, and suddenly, all the guns in my hand caught fire. I quickly threw it on the ground, and "Bang Bang" was gone at once. When dad came out to watch, I thought I was going to hit it, but dad said, "Look, I told you not to put it too long, because you put the fire too close to the gun, and it will ignite after a long time." I was embarrassed to look up, so I listened silently.
My father is the best father in the world.
Dad, I will study hard and will not live up to your expectations.
My father's excellent composition 13 My favorite day is my birthday. Every year on my birthday, my mother will buy me new clothes and shoes and make a delicious table. Dad will order a beautiful birthday cake and celebrate it with my grandparents.
Today is my mother's birthday. My father and I discussed giving my mother a surprise. When I got up in the morning, my father and I didn't want my mother to see the flaw as usual. My mother's colleague asked her at noon, and she said she would be back at 5: 30 in the afternoon. When the opportunity came, my father and I quickly divided the work: my task was to install ribbons at home, and my father's task was to clean the room and order birthday cakes and flowers by phone. Before long, my father and I finished the task, and we happily waited for my mother's arrival.
At half past five, my mother heard footsteps, so we quickly hid. When my mother came in, she saw that the house was so clean and beautiful, and her mouth was O-shaped, so she said, "Come out! I found you! " I took the flowers, and my father walked up to my mother with a cake lit with candles. Seeing my mother happy, my heart is as sweet as honey.
This is a cooperation between my father and me. We both finished the task very seriously. Do I cooperate well with my father?
My father's excellent composition 14 My father is tall and thin, like a long bamboo pole. He is a "superman" because he can do anything. He is also a happy fruit in our family, which makes our family full of novelty and joy.
Dad is usually a "Mr. Humor" and always smiles. He likes to do magic, which often makes my brother and I feel magical. Dad is also an "electronic expert". Even if the electrical appliances are hard to use, he can still try his best to keep them functioning.
When we make a mistake, my father must strictly correct it and take out the "family law" to serve. But my father also has a gentle side. I remember when I was a child, I hit my head on the foot of the table and lost a lot of blood. My father was so anxious that he quickly took me to the clinic. When I stopped bleeding, the doctor said it was okay, and my father put down the big stone in his heart.
My father's driving skills are also first-class. I still remember one time, my father took us to Shennongjia on a mountain road. At that time, the road was narrow, but my father drove smoothly, which was really amazing.
Dad's contribution to us is higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea. It can only be translated into one sentence: "Dad, I love you. You are the greatest father in the world. It's good to have you! "
Dad's excellent composition 15 dad bought me a repeater, saying it was for my English study. Looking at this new gadget, I felt around curiously. Seeing that I like it so much, my father smiled and said, "Can you use it?" "No, let me try!" But I played around with it in my hand, but I couldn't use it, and I was afraid it would be broken, so I had to ask my father. Dad said, "you little fool, you want to do it without reading the instructions!" " Let me read the instructions and teach you! "Dad read the instructions carefully and explained to me how to use them carefully. But after listening for a long time, I have a little understanding. There are some things I still don't understand. Ask dad, dad can't figure it out. " Oh, what a bother. No wonder it's called fu. "Dad smiled after hearing what I said.
I looked at this "complicated" "new friend" and thought, I must invent a new simple "repeater" in the future, so that our children can understand it at a glance and use it at a glance.
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