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Classical sayings and two-part allegorical sayings
2. Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)
3. Water in the teapot-Get out
The fire destroyed the bamboo forest-a bachelor.
5. Chef's March-Take the fall for others
6. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult.
7. Full of straw bags
8. The tailor doesn't take a ruler-he deliberately doesn't measure (good).
9. "Hundreds of Surnames" removes Zhao-the beginning is money.
10. Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
1 1. Car accident-taking advantage of people's danger
12. leg cramp in singing-I can't get off the stage
13. powder the coffin-save face
14. Doctors sell coffins-money for life and death.
15. Dirty fucking crying-filthy as hell.
16. The notice was posted on the roof-~ God knows.
17. One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.
18. 2 1 day without chickens-bad guys
19.500 yuan is divided into two parts-250 yuan.
20. Cow dung bugs move-fuck off
2 1. The stone in the henhouse-asshole
22. Old and fat pig butcher-stabbed goods.
23. There is a big brother and a second brother-who are you?
24. Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields-hybridization
25. Eating powder and arranging flowers-~ shameless
26. Inscription in the toilet-smelly scholar
Playing lanterns in the toilet-shit (death)
28. Dogs bite beggars-animals also cheat.
29. Dogs bite shadows-not people at all.
30. Camels give birth to donkeys-a strange species
3 1. Agriculture without emergence-bad species
32. Look at clothes, look at behavior-dogs look at people.
33. Blacksmith Shop Materials-Lot
34. Robbers draw images-just the shape of your thief.
35. Horse racing on the wall-animals that don't look back
36. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.
37. Put on lipstick-pretend to be pure (lips)
38. Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chunchun is at home.
The funniest classic two-part allegorical saying-the classic quotations of funny two-part allegorical saying
Tiger chanting-prude; cheat
The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.
The fly on the tiger's head-you can't kill it.
Old Uncle Playing Erhu —— A cliche
The old cat goes to the kitchen table-familiar with the door; Guiding technique
Here comes the old cow-a pile of shit.
The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom.
Old sow sneezes (pen)-clumsy mouth and tongue
Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head
The old cow made a big turn.
Old cow ruminates-hesitates
The old cow drinks water-without looking up.
The old cow steps on the ground (ploughing)-one step at a time.
The old cow took off her mill-it idled once.
The old cow went the same way-as usual.
Old brand steel needle-bending is better than not bending
The old woman jumped over the rubber band-this is no joke.
The mouse fell into the basin and rolled its eyes.
The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.
The mouse showed the elephant the way-it became narrower and narrower.
The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.
The mouse went into the coffin, and it killed people.
The mouse is making trouble in the new house-chirping.
A mouse married an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet
Rat tails make soup-there's not much oil or water.
Rat tail-big problem
The mouse bit the cow-a big fight
A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be broken.
Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas
The golden lotus of the old lady (in the old society, it means to tie a woman's feet)-a coward for life; Be wronged for a lifetime
The old lady ventured across the skating rink.
Old-fashioned rolling pearls-there are treasures in them.
God leans on crutches-finally sticks to a pole.
Old people eat sesame candy-the longer they pull; Pull longer and longer.
The old man sat in the cradle-pretending to be a grandson.
The old crow sings folk songs-out of tune.
Old duck singing opera-his voice is disappointing
Eagles chase rabbits-one in the sky and the other in the ground.
Old corn is mixed with white flour-coarse and fine.
I steal melons and fruits, and I kill and set fires-each generation is worse than the next.
Lei Gong Split the Town God-Up and Down
Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth
Hot chicken in cold water-penniless
A dragon without a crystal palace-unable to move.
Barber teaching apprentice-from the beginning; Learn from scratch
Carp shelter-it can't go far.
Carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.
Cut the gordian knot with a sword-make a clean break
Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn
Deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear
Deaf people shoot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...
The deaf see the dumb-don't care.
Use a reed pole as a bolt-it's hard to hold.
Stone lions on Lugou Bridge-countless
Brine Tofu-Everything has its vanquisher.
Braised duck salad-the meat is rotten and the mouth is not rotten.
Ask the axe in front of Lu Ban's door-learning is coming.
Lu became a carefree monk.
Falling Flowers and Peach Blossoms-Go with the Flow
It snows on the ice in Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot
Wax man playing with fire-self-care
Candle lighting-a heart
A wasp stung a scorpion-fight poison with poison.
Catch a turtle in a basket-as sure as a gun.
The rabid dog barked at the sun-it was empty.
The wasp stings baldness-headache; Not covered or covered.
Sunflower plate-old turn
Tall horses and short stirrups-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
If you can't shit, blame the pit-wrong.
Pull the car to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.
Taking laxatives to treat diarrhea-Hu
Straighten the dog's leg-impossible; Can't do
Selling tofu with a trailer-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf
Pull the champion and call his brother-in-law-want to climb up.
Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly
Selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the right time
A toad with an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing
Scratching the head of the lazarillo de tormes-welcome.
Blue sky and white clouds-freedom
A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to argue with you.
Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-at sixes and sevens
A rotten umbrella covered the sun-half the shade.
An incurable disease.
Langzhong (Chinese medicine) sells coffins-life or death costs money.
Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.
The prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.
The old turtle bites-hold on; Die or lose.
An old tiger-ambition lies in
That old man plays the flute-he lacks strength.
Husband's Chicken on Fire-Bureaucrat (Guan Liao)
Crow's paw-black hand
The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.
A tiger disguised as a monk-a man with a face and an animal heart.
Tigers eat snails-there is no way to eat them; Difficult to say; not feel like eating
Tigers come out of the mountain-strong body; To push or bump through.
Tigers are close-talking is a curse.
Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu
Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu Daquan and Answers 1
1, the doctor shook his head-there is no rule of law 2, kill the chicken to get the courage-ask for it.
Make a fuss when you see that the cat is a tiger.
I swallowed a hairy apricot in my mouth-sad.
5. The donkey gnaws at the stone mill-the mouth is hard.
6, hanging KuiXing on the wall-nonsense (painting)
7, the shadow on the water-lofty
8, sandalwood fire tube-don't die.
9. The bride is masked-losing face
10, the goose head is installed on the duck neck-disgraceful.
Greedy cats eat mice-live mice.
12, jade emperor marries land girl-earth-shattering.
13, embroidery on glass-in vain; In vain; waste of money
14, grew up eating coptis-bitter guy
15, Monopterus albus fights with loach-slippery to slippery.
16, two widows shed tears-unclear.
17, ride on Tianshan Mountain-see you later.
18, my heart is numb-it's a mess
19, Confucius' article-what is it?
20, chicken flying eggs-double loss; fail
2 1, the old cow fell into a deep quagmire-unable to extricate itself.
22, partition lighting-no one touches anyone's lights.
23, publicity car show-singing and dancing
24, tigress local strongmen-not to be taunted
25. Yan Luowang's ladder is a ghost.
26. Speaking on the stage-not doing practical things.
27, steel hammer anvil-play hardball
28, the wrong keeper-face (face)
29, the dog of the rich-recognize the rich but not the poor
30. Eyes that grow on the top of your head-neither humble nor supercilious; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.
3 1, belonging to abacus bead-toggle; Do not dial or move; Poke with others
32. You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient-it needs to be cold.
33. Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.
34. The golden basin is full of mercury-round and bright (forgive)
35. Little sun at home-only child
36. Fireflies Fight —— Tomorrow comes tomorrow.
37, eggs teach hens-how dare you!
38. The camel died and became a donkey-not enough to carry.
39, pebbles in the chicken nest-bastard
40. The scholar's room is full of books (lost)
4 1, Turtledove in the grass-I don't know the spring and autumn.
42, monkey face-change when you say it.
43, pebbles fell into the toilet-smelly and hard.
44. Write love letters for others-don't say it from your heart.
45. Grass grows in the sky-unprecedented.
46, the old sow urine nest-self-inflicted.
47. Swallow tail-bifurcation (things are different or biased); Two forks
48. Toad wants to eat swan meat.
49. Worship heaven and earth on stage-have fun.
50. Stripped sorghum stalks became bachelors.
5 1, the crow sings the thrush-that doesn't sound right.
52, clever lies-divination
53, 200 yuan a pair of Ula-cheap leather (shameless)
54, the stars in the sky and the bench feet on the ground-countless (white)
55, fishing nets to catch shrimp-white
The goose swallowed the head of the chicken-it got stuck.
57, camel neck crane legs-each has its own strengths.
58. Catch sparrows in the middle of the night-dig a nest
59. Drink cold water in winter-cool to the heart.
Xiehouyu and answer 2
60, rotten persimmons fall to the ground-soft into a beach 6 1, cabbage leaves splashing dung-none of them are clean.
62. Take photos in the fog-the route is unknown
63, diamond cut diamond-comparable.
The back of this chair is broken-it can't rest on the head.
65. The mouse stole the stolen heavy iron (upside down)
66. Put the horse in the south mountain and put the sword in the warehouse-the world is peaceful.
67. The train leaves the platform-go straight, go straight; The more you run, the happier you are.
68. The third button on the shirt-sticking skin and meat is not intimate.
69. Change it twice a day and night-constantly.
70, carrying Huanglian-back (sad)
7 1, Tofu Ear-Love to hear gossip
72. The osprey catches fish with one mouth.
73, glasses Shekou poison
74. Boxing on the tip of the sword-untenable
75. Buy tickets before the ship leaves-miss the opportunity.
76, the cat keeps the mouse hole-quiet; Death, etc
77. Long drought brings rain; People who like evil; right season or time
78. I lost the mill at home-I didn't push it.
79. Pots and adobe products
80. Litigation-each holds its own word
8 1, broadsword Confucius-Wenwu.
82. The Yellow River can't control the Yangtze River-take care of each other.
83. A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes of heat.
84, parasites in the stomach-know the inside story
85. Gua Tian grows sugar cane-sweet from head to toe.
86. Cover your face with one hand-be alone.
87. Climbing dangerous peaks at night-regardless of life and death
88. No seedlings grow on the ground-bad seeds.
89. Turn the stool over-stand firm.
90. Night owls report good news but not bad news; It's nothing.
Clouds in September1and June-unpredictable.
92. The sun comes out of the deep well and the sun shines brightly (love)
93. Jia introduced the monk door-inventory.
94. People in salt plants are preoccupied with leisure.
95. Everyone sings the same tune with the same voice.
96, rice screen to block the door-more eyes; Very loving
97. Forefoot and hind foot-closely connected.
98. Collecting firewood and herding sheep-piggyback type
99. Bats have chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?
Xiehouyu and answer three
100, a night owl-poor call 10 1, shaking his head to eat plums-sour phase.
102, the flag was raised in Tiananmen Square-the sun came out.
103, wooden glasses-can't see through.
104, eating oil cakes in the toilet-thanks to your mouth.
105, big talk, big case-untimely.
106, picking melons in Gua Tian-dazzling.
107. Insert a rolling pin in the henhouse-make trouble.
108, ants gnawing at tree trunks-ignorance
109, brushing on my head-completely confused.
1 10, acrobatics on horseback-high skill and boldness.
1 1 1, have a rest-two-part allegorical saying
1 12. Draw water with a bamboo basket-open stoping
1 13, carrots and vegetables-each to his own liking.
1 14, football player-no hand (defender)
1 15, Tai Ji Chuan's temper-combining rigidity with softness.
1 16, ring the doorbell next door-I heard the beep, but I didn't see him.
1 17, Qiantang river tide-bullish
1 18, the jade emperor somersaulted-turned upside down.
1 19, magpies fall all over the trees, crows fly all over the mountains-good or bad luck is uncertain.
120, two bitter melons and a vine-bitter together
12 1, the actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.
122, rolling pin rises to heaven for slander (flying stick)
123, think of ideas after eating leftovers-give bad ideas.
124, dropping bombs in public toilets-arousing public outrage (anger)
125, picking on coptis chinensis-irony
126, riding a wooden bridge-I can't go back.
127, cut the cocoon and stick it on the eyes-full of silk (private)
128, human hair-countless
129, watermelon landed-I knew it for a long time.
130, leech is a wimp.
13 1, the wild cat came into the house-nothing came.
132, drink raw water, take stolen money-sooner or later, you will get sick.
133, uncover the lid when the rice is cooked-angry.
134, dreaming of space-fantasy (flying)
135, people walk in the shadows-never leave.
136. Carve a picture of a beautiful woman in your hair-details.
137, walking to the cliff at dusk-the end of the day.
138, boiled duckbill is still hard.
139. Movies on the train-we will see them.
140, shoulder girder-press frame (unbearable)
14 1, boils on ten fingers-poisonous hands
142, the mouse wears glasses-no nose bone.
143, the chef held out his hand-holding honeydew melon.
144, flies fly into the eyes of cows-looking for tears to eat (tired)
145, selling medicine in gourd-I don't know what it is.
146, the cock barks into the microphone-the voice is not low.
147, moving a millstone across the river-thankless.
148, the mouse climbed up the incense burner-hit a rebuff.
149, Pangu's axe-creating the world.
150, I dream of being an emperor-I will be happy soon.
Two-part allegorical saying _ classic two-part allegorical saying
Two-part allegorical sayings _ classic two-part allegorical sayings and the first answer
1, Wangjiangge, Mid-Autumn Festival, the first month! 2. The pole touches the ground first.
3. You can't practice martial arts under the bed.
4. Dry seedlings get manna and timely rain.
The eagle tied to the tortoise's leg is difficult to fly even if it has wings.
6. Confucius should think twice before going out.
7. The nine-headed bird found the hat and didn't know which one to give.
8. Plant the bean sprouts in the washbasin and finally take root.
9. Monkeys wear gowns to be rich; Load sample
10, the left horn and the right drum boast.
1 1, the clock has never had a number.
12, dead elm is not electrified; stuffiness
13, the original (round) shape of the tortoise in the glass bottle is exposed.
14, Coptis chinensis is still bitter wrapped in honey (bad karma)
15, fishing nets are scattered in the small pond.
16, pugs wear cowbells, and dogs wear bells to hold big animals; Happy dog
17, faucet failure, let it drift.
18, August 15, high tide and high waves.
19, boat-fruited Sterculia in the teacup is arrogant; Self-inflation
Chrysanthemums in September are very popular in the drizzle.
2 1, strike while the iron is hot and cool the furnace?
22, stone lion's ass no way, no way.
23. Cut the wheat, and it will rain heavily.
24. Falling flowers and peach blossoms drift with the tide.
25. You don't look at the time when people eat.
26. The wrecked ship sank into a dead ditch, and there was no escape.
27. Sorghum stalks cannot be used as grinding sticks.
28. Guan Yu's war in Qin Qiong messed up the dynasty.
29. The toad skin wants to jump a few times without closing its eyes.
30. The old buffalo pulled the carriage out.
3 1, take a shadow at the entrance.
32, listening to the dumb singing opera is puzzling
33. Performing, singing and dancing on the train
34. The duckweed on the water has no roots.
35. It is even more difficult to extract oil from chaff.
36, the train entered the tunnel.
37. When grass grows in the belly, there is famine.
38. Drying clothes on New Year's Eve will not be done this year, but next year.
39. Every little makes a mickle.
40, Jianghai has crossed the small river ditch and capsized the boat.
4 1, a shipmate is in the same boat.
42. The shadow of pedestrians never leaves.
43. Yes-men echo each other.
44. Sir Zhong (ghost) is not allowed to sell cloth.
45, sesame oil awl tip (rape) slippery.
46. Like dogs, dogs lick their mouths; Like cats, cats are unappreciative.
47. If you don't advance, you will fall back.
48. Eat dried noodles without salt first.
49. Xiao Dingguo wants to stew the cow's head too much.
50. The little monkey ate the elephant because it opened its mouth.
5 1, ducks on the shelves; Forced out; coercionary
52. The peony in the flower is outstanding.
53. The olive pit on the top of the head and the watermelon skin on the foot are treacherous (sharp) and slippery (slippery)
54. Two grasshoppers tied to a rope can't fly you or jump; Nobody will run away.
55. The trees on Huangteng are entangled one by one; Fatal entanglement
56. The whereabouts of the missing plane are unknown.
57. The Yellow River never stops talking.
58. Cowhide lanterns are painted and painted, but they don't show.
59. Close the door and start the new year.
Xiehouyu and answer 2
60. Fighting on the stairs Class struggle 6 1. The mouse in the coffin eats the dead.
62. The lazy donkey took a step with a whip.
63. Crocodiles landed miserably.
64. Skin the rabbit alive.
65. It is impossible to catch the moon in the bottom of the water and pick the stars in the sky.
66, the fish in the net, the bird in the cage can't run; Where to run?
67, the child is screaming.
68. The ends of the pole barrel collapse; Slipping at both ends; Play tricks at both ends
Balloons floating in the air are frivolous.
70, three acres of bamboo garden root bamboo shoots; Particularly precious
7 1, buying and selling melons with gongs and drums; Big deal
72. The glass lampshade exploded.
73. It's a relief to take a puppet to the theater.
74. The goat that had to fight bumped about.
75. The fox farts; Demonic; Evil soul
76. Step into the clouds and the sky.
77. The weasel pulls a camel and doesn't know the gist.
78. Draw a nose and face with three pieces of paper.
79. Hanging a pu mat (painting) on the wall is outrageous; No words (painting)
80. The dream trip to Suzhou and Hangzhou won't last long.
8 1, knock a small gong on the stage to help.
82. Cows eat bamboo shoots with answers.
83. Three ghosts cannot carry more ghosts than ghosts.
84. The tall man had to bow his head when walking under the eaves.
85. Look down at the chicken and look up at the goose.
Rome was not built in a day
87, people pack rotten meat heart.
88. Rats don't leave delicious overnight food.
89. Bowing behind your back is empty.
90, Lusheng manages dreams by pillow.
9 1, selling storms and playing tricks
92. The blacksmith's shop opened the door to fight.
93. The cow knows the goods in its ruminant stomach.
94. Gradually jointing sorghum
95. Li is wearing a suit and hat.
96. The midwife stopped waving.
97. The frog found the frog and met his family.
98. The thermos bottle is filled with boiling water, which is cold outside and hot inside.
99. It is not good for a dog to bite Lv Dongbin; Don't know the real person: don't know good or bad; Do not know good people; I don't know the true fairy; Eyes don't know real people.
Xiehouyu and answer three
100, walked into the grocery store, everything. 10 1, the crooked plow on the crooked neck tree doesn't bear fruit.
102, fantasy of the rooster lay eggs's horse with long feet
103, the swan fell into the henhouse and couldn't hold it.
104, people ride horses and I ride donkeys, and there is a cart behind.
105, it's not worth wearing pearls on sandals.
106, the stone is incurable.
107, people on the roof look down on people.
108, the instinct of cats to catch mice; secret prescription handed down in the family from generation to generation
109, cotton for walnuts, hard but not soft.
1 10, winter melon wrapped in eggplant field.
1 1 1, He Jia married Zheng He (just right)
1 12, the old lady is soft when she eats milk and tofu.
1 13, kissing with charcoal touched a rebuff.
1 14, floating clouds in the sky, unrestrained wind underground; complete obiteration
1 15, Zhao Yun saved Adou's life.
1 16, gown, coat and melon cap are all the same.
1 17, there are wolves in front and tigers behind.
1 18, the mast is overqualified as the top gate pole.
1 19, Jia Baoyu became a monk and saw through the world of mortals.
120, the horror without a hat sneaks around.
12 1, hanging lanterns on telephone poles is very clever; A famous (Ming Dynasty) bachelor
122, the old sow eats peony belly flower (flower: idea)
123, Wang Yan opened a cloth shop. Nonsense.
124, bedbugs in coffins kill people.
125, woodpeckers are sharp-tongued in acting.
126, the elephant looks at an object in the mirror.
127, don't drink distiller's grains for nothing.
128, straw hat broke out.
129, twin dolls are neither big nor small.
130, the toad squatting on the threshold wants to install a stone lion.
13 1, don't go back to the south wall.
132, eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.
133, the sunflower's plate keeps turning.
134, kiss up to your legs.
135, two dog fights dog and eats dog.
136, dog skin plaster for repairing dry hole sores in fishing nets
137, a caged bird cannot spread its wings.
138. I can't eat rotten watermelons on a hot day, but I can't bear to throw them away.
139, duck shelves are forced.
140, hair buckle abacus careful calculation
14 1, a clever woman can't cook without rice.
142, I can't catch the tiger and take it out on the cat.
143, pregnant woman has goods in her stomach.
144, a basin of water spilled on the ground can't be cleaned up.
145, Bao Gong decided to reverse the conviction of six parents; Clear eyes; To reason, not to people: impartial.
146, jumping from the river into the sea, sinking deeper and deeper.
147, the steam from the dehydration cylinder rises directly.
148, wear gloves to wrap hands in winter (conservative)
149, climb to the top of the mountain and let Nicole get the upper hand.
150, giving gifts behind your back is ungrateful; ungrateful
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