30 shocking jokes, classic great god reply, too nb, what should my girlfriend do if she shuts down in a rage?

1, what should I do if my girlfriend shuts down in a rage?

God replied: the landlord went to get a haircut, so it is convenient to wear a hat.

2. Why was the Japanese side so cold when Japanese leaders visited China that they didn't even hang a welcome sign at the airport?

God replied: how to hang it? Warmly welcome old friends to Japan?

3. A female player posted a question on the forum: "What gift do you want to give your favorite boy on Singles Day?"

God replied: the first drop of blood.

4. The damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone.

God replied: in the middle of the night, the moon was dark and windy, quietly and gently, a man hanged himself at the door of the barber shop.