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Classic lines of teahouse

The classic lines of the teahouse are:

1, I still don't talk about national affairs.

2, to shake down a peg or two, go with foreigners, foreigners are powerful.

There are plenty of Jinshan Yinshan in the Great Qing Dynasty, which will never end.

If I don't help him, he may not find a buyer.

5, doing things on the street, popularity is the most important.

6. I see, this Great Qing Dynasty is coming to an end!

7. Tell you, whoever dares to change the constitution of his ancestors will lose his head!

8. I love Qing, and I'm afraid it's over.

9. When the flag bearer is a traitor, your crime will be aggravated!

10, improve and improve, the more you change, the colder you get!

1 1. I'd better keep my pigtail. What if they change the emperor back?

12, no one can feel it these days.

13, everything has increased, so why didn't my salary increase?

14. Anyway, I see through it. Sooner or later, I'm either exhausted or killed by shelling.

15, fight, fight, fight today, fight tomorrow, fuck, what can you fight?

16, the smoke of the British Empire, the white face of Japan, two big countries serving me alone, is this a small blessing?

17. Speaking of the Qing Dynasty, it is not necessarily good. In the Republic of China, I was hungry.

18, I joined the Boxer Rebellion when I got out of prison, but I clamored that the Great Qing Dynasty was dead, so should it!

19, when there is an emperor, we work for the emperor; When there is President Yuan, we work for President Yuan. Now, we will work for whoever gives us food.

Nowadays, even we still owe money, so we have to take people to get some allowances every day.