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Go to "German Left * * * and the State"

Speaking of why I went to Dezuo, the main reason was that I met amigo Colombian in Ukraine, who happened to be in Moldova (and then he went all the way down to Romania and Bulgaria to Greece in a few days).

Then we went to "Germany-left wing * * * and the country" and came back during the day.

I saw a scene that shocked me in Germany, the Left Wing and the Republic, which I have never seen in any country.

A neatly dressed old man went to the vegetable market to buy food, with a medal hanging on his face.

Explore "China", German, Left Wing and Right Wing.

This is a "small country" not recognized by most countries in the world. It is located in Moldova (above), sandwiched between Moldova and Ukraine.

Population replacement in the Soviet era

Due to historical reasons, there is a large Russian population living here. The situation at that time was the Soviet Union, and they often had a large number of ethnic population replacement and immigration policies.

For example, Germans in the Volga River basin were collectively moved to Central Asia, Koreans (Koreans) moved from the Far East to Central Asia, and Chechen and Crimean Tatars were moved to Kazakhstan.

Similarly, the region "Transnistria" was originally inhabited by Romanian-speaking Moldovans, but through population replacement, a large number of Moldovans were moved to a city in Siberia, Russia (this is what Chom told me). I forgot the specific name of this city. You can go and have a look. Today, 30% of the population in this city are Moldovans. A large number of Russians moved in, so the population structure of this area has changed greatly.

2. Uneasy entry

When I asked Chom of Moldova yesterday, he said that foreigners were basically prohibited from entering Germany during the epidemic (because the epidemic in 2020 had a great impact on Germany).

At the same time, I also asked several Moldovan Chinese before, and they all told me that "Germany, the left and the United States can't get in now!" I have decided to cancel my plan to enter this country!

Just yesterday, I met my Colombian friend. He said: "Don't worry, I have asked the Poles, Peruvians and Dutch who have been to Dezuo a few days ago. This country can now enter the country."

I said, "I don't believe it!"

The Colombian said, "Trust me, we will go in together tomorrow, and at the same time, you should bring the vaccination certificate of COVID-19." I said, "OK, I believe you."

At 6 o'clock the next morning, the Colombian knocked on the door and called me. In a hurry, we arrived at the station at 7 o'clock, when I found "Oh dear! I forgot to bring the COVID-19 vaccine list! "

The Colombian said, "Don't worry, it's too late now. Get on the bus! " "Then, with uneasy feelings, we got on a bus bound for Germany, Germany and Russia, with a double-headed eagle flag hanging in front of it.

3. Enter Germany, Zuo and the Republic of China.

After an hour's drive, we arrived at the border. At this time, you find that there is only one customs here, the customs of Germany, Germany and China, but there is no customs of Moldova, because Moldova does not recognize it as a country, and he thinks it is not a border, so we only need to go through one customs.

Then, we went to the "border customs", a super small house. The customs asked me, "Where to?" I said, "To tiraspol (the capital)" "How long?" "Come back this afternoon." Then Qiqi ... The customs made a ticket smaller than the supermarket list, and then let me pass. ...

Then we entered the territory of Dezuo, and a completely different picture from Moldova came into view. First of all, there are large-scale propaganda slogans, Soviet-style designs and big-screen advertisements of several Russian politicians, one is Foreign Minister Lavrov and the other is Defense Minister (that is, Mongolians look like Tuvas). ...

In addition to the street view of the Soviet Union, the characters along the way have changed from the Latin alphabet of Moldova to the Cyrillic alphabet of Russia, and the houses on the streets are older than Moldova.

In a word, it looks shabby and pathetic.

4, financial sanctions, it is very troublesome to withdraw money.

It takes about 1.5 hours from the capital Chisinau to the capital center of Dezuo. I slept in the car for a while.

Using money is the most troublesome thing in this country. First of all, the pos machines in this country can't use visa and master credit cards, so you can't spend money in this country unless you use Russian bank cards.

Moreover, the tickets here are not convertible in most countries, which means that if you leave here with cash, the cash flow will never be used.

At the station where I got off, I saw an exchange point, changed a little money, and only had a few tens of dollars in my hand, and started my trip in this country.

Investigation on tiraspol, the capital of Dezuo.

We can see from the map that this country is very small. In fact, its population density is much higher than that of Moldova. Its area is only 465,438+063 square kilometers (four times that of Hongkong), and that of Moldova is 33,846 square kilometers (almost equivalent to the size of Taiwan Province Province).

Therefore, the area of Germany only accounts for 65,438+02% of Moldova, but its population reaches 550,000, while Moldova has only 2.6 million people. Not only is the population density relatively high, but it was once the most important industrial center in Moldova during the Soviet era. In the Soviet era, it accounted for 40% of Moldova's GDP and 90% of its power generation, which is enough to show how important it was to Moldova at that time.

When I approached its capital, tiraspol, I felt that the road was wider than I expected.

The point is that ordinary people are more friendly to me. Dezuo is the most curious place I have ever seen about my camera. Ordinary people are not wary of my foreign face, but most of them smile or respond in a friendly way.

I am in the center of tiraspol, which is the core of this "country". The building below is the parliament of their country, full of Soviet style.

The place below is a tank work, and the opposite direction of the tank seems to be Moldova, but I didn't study the specific meaning in depth.

The whole capital gives me a feeling similar to a small county town in China in the Millennium (around 2000). It will be cleaner on the whole, but there is no new infrastructure.

There are people frying walnuts on the streets of Germany, which is a bit like what I saw on the streets of Yunnan.

"You are the first person from China to visit our museum."

Zalinski Museum is a Zalinski museum located in the center of the capital, which introduces the history of this country.

As soon as I entered this museum, my Asian face quickly attracted several working aunts inside. One of my short-haired aunts asked me where I came from, and I said I came from China.

Aunt, open your eyes. You are the first person from China to visit our museum.

I don't think many people from China will come to this museum. The second possibility is that this aunt just came to work here.

In a word, I really didn't see any Asian faces in the street.

This museum basically tells the whole history of this "country", focusing on the history of the "war of independence" between Germany, Left and China in the early 1990s, when they fought fiercely with Moldovan officials and thousands of soldiers died. Pictures of the war at that time.

In addition to being pro-Russian, another feature of this country is that it is very Soviet. There are not only rich Soviet-style portraits on the streets, but also a large number of Lenin statues.

Greening in Germany, Germany, Germany and China.

Although this "country" is poor, it has done a good job in greening.

I never imagined that this "fake country" had its own regular university, and it was very beautiful. It's autumn, and its leaves are yellow and gold in the sun.

German left wing and its products.

In the afternoon, I went to a large farmer's market in tiraspol, the German capital, to see what the local people mainly eat on the table.

Look at the label. Divided by 2.5 is the price of RMB. The unit of valuation is usually per kilogram, not per kilogram.

In the market, the local food I mainly see is very close to Ukraine and Russia, that is, potatoes and tomatoes are the most important food, followed by corn, pumpkin, pickled cucumber and kimchi. ...

There are also dried plums, which are very distinctive. They are all kinds of dried fruits. The way to use them is to put them in a cup with hot water and add soup. Then there is a traditional drink in eastern Europe, which is often drunk in restaurants in Ukraine.

Is this pile below a round onion? ...

I didn't expect such a poor "small country" to have such a clean vegetable market.

Leave Germany, leave Germany, leave Germany.

After visiting the farmer's market, I bought a minibus ticket of about 17 RMB and left the country, which is my second cheapest international transportation at present.

The cheapest time is in Iguazu, Brazil. You take the bus of 2 yuan Money from the center of Brazil. After half an hour's crossing the bridge, you arrive at the east of Paraguay.

When I left Dezuo, I saw the map of Dezuo and China at the bus station, and the scenery including all the essence of such a small country.

Signs of Soviet and Russian colors can be seen everywhere in front of the government agencies of this "country". For example, the flags of the Soviet Union and Russia are arranged side by side.

Although Russia has not officially recognized this country, it has very close ties with Germany and the Left. Because the geostrategic position of this place is very important to Russia.

After a day's trip to Germany,

I returned to Moldova.

See you next time.