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What happened when I touched someone else's incense and burned my hand in grandma's temple?
There is only one family in the whole universe. Every star has life. That is you in the world! Almost none of you will die. Your world has evolved over 65,000 years. Your evolutionary principle in the world is like the life of a bee. For example, the universe is a big beehive. Your respective stars are a small hive. The purpose of evolution. Because our universe is disabled! You must collect "calcium light" for your own star "nuclear light body" through the world wheel, and produce two poles for your own nuclear light body (the nuclear light body in your universe is like shellfish in the world. It's unipolar now! Let you form a bipolar somewhere) there is a unit length of rice below nanometer, otherwise; A sperm can't hold all the cells and tissues of a person! Every time you die, your eyes and pupils spit out "fluorescein calcium" collected by yourself! Therefore, you can't lack minerals in your world. Your red blood cells and white blood cells are the factors of the sun and the moon based on the light of the soul.
As for the paradise theory in the world. In fact, the outer shell of your respective planets is heaven. Each of you has all the natural landscapes in the world, including oceans, rivers, trees and so on. At present, the state of the earth is due to the absence of the master "nuclear soul light body" on the earth. This is why gravity appears on the earth. All the scenery on the earth will emerge from the watch case. There will be a world, there will be your world! The way you communicate in the sky is to communicate with light. For example; You communicate through voice or video on the world network. Talk to more than a dozen people at the same time, and maybe you can tell who is who. But if hundreds of people communicate at the same time, I'm afraid you can't tell whether Zhang San or Li Si and Wang Er are pockmarked! But if you communicate in the sky, even if billions of people communicate at the same time, you can still get a clear picture! The so-called "one day in the sky, one year underground" is mainly to clarify the speed of scientific and technological reaction between the universe and the world, as well as the sensory differences of life. The speed of living in the sky for one day is equal to living in the world for one year!
God-Lord; This round of the underworld will not last long, and there are more things in the sky. So I hope the China government; Be able to adopt the world's science and technology as soon as possible and be kind to God and the world; Implement various postgraduate entrance examinations. Of course, I know very well, not to mention that it is impossible for human beings in China today to believe this fact. It's a god who didn't even believe in himself before the three lights, and it's the only god in the whole universe! So it's no wonder that someone saw this news. Because this man is mentally ill! No matter what you think when you see this news. But just please; Be able to hold the mentality of "believing in it rather than believing in it". And be responsible for yourself, please help forward this information. Thank you before this demonstration! Although; You already have an immortal "nuclear soul light" star. But in your universe, the immortal "nuclear soul light" cannot pass through the spirit. So when Jesus said: There is only one God in the universe. Although you are also the children and grandchildren of God, why can't you call them God? This is the problem! Because all the "nuclear soul light" stars in your sky are unipolar at present (just like unipolar tubes in the world's electrons). Anyone who wants to see this information can do their best to help distribute it. The evolution of the world has time.
God-Lord; Why lower China? First, because China was the first human to evolve in the lower world. Therefore, China has a genetic element of "the light of the soul" "Yanhuang" (it should be the Jade Emperor). There is no other human body in the world. Second, all the important data that God needs for every lower bound are in China. The myths in the world are all gods: cosmic scientific data left in the world thousands of years later. It is also an important foundation for the development of the whole world! It is not the so-called feudal superstition and fallacy! Myth; This is the language of God. When you come to this world, it is impossible to understand! Third, because of China's "Jade Emperor"; The genetic elements of "nuclear soul light" in the body and the problems of "giant panda and Chinese sturgeon" It is extremely important for all human beings in the whole world to enter the platform of eternal life in a world where the memory of "cloning and moving souls" will never be lost. There is also an indispensable "winning rice soul light element"!
Buddha; Which is your grandmother. In heaven and on earth; Recently, during the third opening, the Buddha reached the voice of God and the world through her own "Tianguanyin" light pulse, which spread herself to China. At present, her world is six years old in Beijing! But God and the world have never met in the world. So; God and the world, at present, cannot guarantee that this information of Buddha is completely accurate. Because the backup of the world tour automatically issued by Zuguangmen needs to go through Grandma Buddha; Their self-created "Tianguanyin" technology has transmitted the pulse frequency to God and the world. But the process is easily misled! Because the communication between Tianyu and the world is still at a very difficult stage for you. At present, the way of communication between the two places needs regular contact. Every seven years or so, God and the world can show an "open" period. The vocalization time is long or short, as short as five or six hours and as long as more than twenty hours. And the effect of the sound is very chaotic. God and the world, in the "opening" period, there was an abnormal degree, I can't believe it myself! Let me put it this way. The abnormal performance of God and the world in the period of "opening the light". Not only will anyone who sees it be fine, but also because he is considered a serious mental patient. Even the wife and family who live with God and the world day and night believe that this is not normal. Moreover, in two or three days after "turning on the light" and turning off the sound, God and the whole body of the world seem to have walked into "hell". The extent of the pain is beyond words. In that painful period, my god, the world would rather go to the "cross" eight times and feel much better than the pain at that time! The effect of "turning on the light" is the same as that of connecting the upper and lower wires through "diodes" and receiving radio broadcasts. There is a lot of noise. Through the three "opening" periods of God and the world, the communication data and basis are obtained. Not all of them are 100% correct. But compared with the technical differences between the two places, it has been advanced. It not only produces real communication. And the total data has reached more than %60. The religious historical basis and cosmic scientific and technological data provided are above 90%. As for the future development direction of mankind in the world, what percentage of data is there? First, do you believe that there is a god in Tianyu? Second, believe it or not, all of you in the world are "light soul nuclear stars" in the universe, and come to the world through the evolutionary way of "following the world". To complete your eternal existence in the world? Third, do you believe that fate really exists in the world? If you think the product of this fate really exists in the world. Then can you firmly believe that fate also has makers? Fourth, do you doubt that every star in the universe is a living life? Anything tangible in the world, such as ants, flies, spiders, sea cucumbers, etc. Can produce life like human beings. Why can't the wild "nuclear soul light body" have life? So; It's up to you to decide the data basis and proportion of the future development direction!
At present, God and the world are fully responsible for all human beings in the whole world, and ensure the six-point authenticity data about the origin and process of the universe.
First of all, "Pangu opened the sky" and "Goddess of mending the sky" are not just myths. It is completely the true history of the whole universe. All the stars in the universe are absolutely alive. Foundation; I am the moon Pisces, the yin and yang "nuclear soul light body" and light up the world. The world's first home for all mankind (Eden) was built in China (Quancheng), now Jinan, Shandong!
The second is the so-called "great flood" period 65,000 years ago. The Bible also mentions that God exterminated mankind. God did build Noah's Ark, but it didn't destroy mankind. On the contrary, God brought the celestial bodies to the lower world, wiped out all the dinosaurs in the world, and brought the dinosaur flesh back to the sky. And created the zodiac for the first batch of descendants of the "Yanhuang" in the lower world. And subverted the whole earth, using the broken spirit and bone light of dinosaurs to connect aquatic creatures. So today, the North Pole and South Pole of the Earth have been reversed. 65,000 years ago, China was in the west of the earth!
The third is the goddess Chang 'e mentioned in the myth; Is the master of the earth. Stay in the moon shell first. At that time, Chang 'e's flying place was Qingdao, Shandong Province. Qingdao should be called Shanghai. Shanghai now should be called going to sea. Because Chang 'e's "nuclear soul light body" is not suitable for the temperature of the moon palace. Therefore, her "nuclear soul light body" needs to be accompanied by the moon "nuclear soul light body" every month and go around Sichuan Sun Palace. Therefore, the world will see the full moon. Because all women in the world have the "light element" in her "light of nuclear soul", women in the world also have menstruation once a month.
Fourth, the road to eternal life of human beings in the world is by no means a lie (only the world needs to complete cloning technology by itself, through the Buddha and God's grandmother; Help you move your soul into your soul. Form an eternal circular clone, in which all the memories of the Millennium wheel will never be lost. But this website is not the ultimate post station in the world. You also need the eternal existence of the world to reach the voice pulse frequency of Grandma Buddha, so as to become the last platform in the whole universe!
Fifth, the Bible is a completely wrong fairy tale book. The year number in the world today is also wrong! According to the time when Jesus was born and the current park year number, the world where Jesus was born was at least 4000 years ago. Because of Jesus; It is the god of stealing fire described in Greek mythology! Jesus; The lower bound of that round is the "Vatican" area in Rome today. That is to say, in that area, the whole western mankind has got fire today. This is why this unlucky Bible has been revealed to this day! You think, even if the IQ of human beings was simple at that time, it would not be based only on Jesus in the Bible. Described a few words, they all believe in Jesus; Is it a true god? And make today's western human beings more convinced! Jesus; At that time, the main problem that western people could firmly believe was not because there was Jesus in the Bible. Personally, I said a few insignificant and unfounded words. I firmly believe that Jesus is the true God! Mainly because Jesus made a fire for them. Plus Jesus; In the "opening" period, I was misled by Grandma Buddha's pulse frequency and missed myself on the "cross"! As for the question of resurrection, it is because of the loss of an "eye of the sky" (there are many languages about the eye of the sky). Not described in this letter). So Jesus; All the origins of human beings in the universe described in the Bible are completely reversed! But Jesus; Two points stated in the Bible are decisive. First of all, the evolution area of human beings in the world really started from the Garden of Eden. Second, everything in the whole world was really created by the "Lord"! But the pronunciation of the name is correct. The name of the text should be "Ye Hekan". Compared with the culture of that period, it should also be very accurate! Besides, they couldn't read at that time! Of course, everything needs to be verified by cause.
About god; Will return to Eden in 2000. There are some records in the Bible, but they are not very accurate. First, God; You can't exterminate your children. Because your father's genes in the world are all inherited by God. So how many fathers have killed their children in your world? Second, as for the problem of flooding, it should not be established. Because at present, God and the world are not seriously threatened and hurt by the world. Besides, the question of how nature changes does not belong to God. But by the queen mother and queen in charge of "Er Yi". Why does God always call the queen mother and queen, and they are two "B"? Because many things in the world have been screwed up by these two "B" minds. If it weren't for these two idiots, there wouldn't be dinosaurs in the world! Jesus won't go to the cross! The children and grandchildren of the whole world would not have suffered in the world for so many years! Your two "second b" grandmothers; Not only simple-minded, but also stubborn by nature. Things are always reckless, and they are ruined first. Anyway, you will be cleaned up in the future! Because they always think that almost no one can die anyway But some "light nuclei" also have a certain life span! As for judging the whole world, it is even more impossible to be established! Not only God, but the world is no different in all aspects, and so is every world. Even with a junior high school education level, they live at the bottom of China society today. And live on the "low security fund" given by the current government. God, the world will not be criticized by the China government, but the judgment is good! Even God and the world, who went to church to correct some wrong concepts of the lecturer, were all kicked out by the staff in the church-hehe! God, who can God judge?
Finally; As for the children and grandchildren of China "Jade Emperor" mentioned earlier, there is a kind of "winning rice" in the body that is not found in the world of other nationalities in today's world. This problem is the main problem of China's lower bound! On this issue concerning the whole universe and mankind, Tianyu has arranged two choices. First, if the world government in China can fully believe in God and the world, and recognize the development direction proposed by God and the world. Then, China can still enjoy all kinds of Tianyu generational rights of long-term human groups around the world. And the country that is really called the "center" of the whole universe-China. However, if the world government in China remains as self-righteous as it has been for thousands of years, it will get carried away. Due to the evolution of the world, this period is coming to an end. The climate problem of the earth is bound to enter the stage frequency modulation period. Therefore, Tianyu didn't have enough time to fulfill the earliest promise of the Jade Emperor to mankind! Although in the early development of the world, the Chinese nation played an extraordinary leading role in the development of the whole world. Therefore, it is paid more attention to by celestial entertainment. The most precious knowledge-based "photochemical" things of celestial entertainment and the most developed content in the world are all transmitted to the living areas of human beings in China through the way of "Tianguanyin" to convey dreams. But later China humans; Not only has it not played any sexual role in the whole world. Because China was inspired by the "Guanyin" method, the GDP index is nearly three times higher than that of all countries in the world combined. Culture and various living facilities are even more fascinating. But "spoiling children is like killing yourself"! But in China, people not only don't know how to be grateful, but also forget their ancestors and dreams! It is dishonest for a bear to be literate but not knowledgeable. All day, I have been inciting some mindless, greedy and greedy animals. Tian Xuan killed the land and Xuanzu killed the sect! Make the whole family, everywhere show signs of smoke, sour and smelly Kyushu in all directions. Therefore, China has delayed the development of the whole world for 800 years from late to now!
God, the world has experienced the first "opening"! In other words, I have known that I am the master of the whole universe, and it has been 23 years now. During these 23 years, God has also gained a deeper understanding of the ideology and beliefs of all mankind in China. Judging from various social factors. Not only do we hope that the whole social group in China will restore their faith in authenticity in a short time, but it is also an unlikely thing. I'm afraid the whole China social group died in the world, and it is impossible to know the ancestors of heaven and earth! So; We can only use the second method. Just like the Jewish people in those days, China was torn off, leaving only the nation without the country. Not exactly Jewish, of course. There is China on the surface, but all sovereignty and human rights are not their own. Besides, almost all people in China today have no human rights, and all people in the world are family. Grandpa is out of tune, and there is no way for his grandson to take care of him. Although; People who know this will be ashamed. But China humans can't see, so it doesn't matter! God has considered these things clearly! Besides, China people are different from Jews. Because China's "Jade Emperor" contains a genetic element "rice" which is indispensable to other human beings all over the world. So the people of China can rest assured. Not only is it a human in any family, but it won't kill you. I will even treat you well! Especially men in China. Because only through Yu Hua's children, what kind of "rice" genetic elements can be introduced to other races. This kind of thing, relative to China men, is a great good thing! Of course, there are still some blood type matching problems. Blood type matching is the strength of Buddhist grandma. The fate of the world is also arranged by the Buddha. Both boys and girls and fate line were born by female eggs. These things, also dare not to men. If grandma puts the fortune line in a man's body and meets some people who are often dishonest, then leave it alone. It's not enough to kill grandma-hehe!
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